So, the Riddler is a prick

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  1. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    I have been to the highest heights and the lowest lows of the world within my reach.

    I have seen sights some men only see in dreams--or nightmares.

    I have spent hours slaving away at complex athletic puzzles, trying to find the one spot in the universe where I can see with absolute clarity the goal which I have sought

    And now I am being barred from 100% completion by one single fucking pair of dentures.

    The Riddler was shitting his pants that I found all his challenges. His frenzied accusations of cheating as I solved one after another of his puzzles with increasing deliberation and efficiency was one of the most exhilarating things I'd experienced in a game in a long time. And now this one god damn set of Joker Teeth is about to get the last laugh.

    I am going to be the next Batman villain at this rate.
     
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  3. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    Actually not anymore. I finally found the little bastards, after running around East Gotham throwing Batarangs at anything that so much as twitched. And then I finished up the challenges.

    Found out who the Spirit of Arkham was. Kinda creepy.

    Got to hear the Riddler get dragged off to prison. I have no words for the satisfaction.
     
  4. finalform32 Merlin's Housekeeper

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    u mad bro? u mad?
     
  5. Tahno The official Charlie Sheen of Republic City.

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    Actually no.
    Red Hood is going to be the next villain.
     
  6. Always Dance Chaser

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    He certainly is.
    At Six Flags the other day, I went on Riddler's Revenge. It's a ride where you stand up instead of sitting down. It was fun, but when we got off and the un-did the harness, the seat when really quickly and suddenly...punched me right in the balls.
    Yeah, that guy is an аsshole.
     
  7. Gobolo Traverse Town Homebody

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    lololololol I can't believe the last riddle you had was to get the teeth...
    You come across each set at least once in the main arch + you get decent points for them.
    So it's not like they are out of your way...
     
  8. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    Actually, this particular set was in one of the watchtowers. They were already clattering around, so I must've been distracted by trying to knock out the sniper.

    And that wasn't my last one, I found out. I still had some left in the Penitentiary, and one in the Caves. I got the one in the Caves last, so I got to enjoy a very scenic view while the sweet music of the Riddler's pad being broken into played in the background. That was pretty much my final boss, because I'd already beaten the game once before when a friend rented it, so I knew what to do with the Joker.