lol, that's what my mom said. You are more right then you suspect... The real Marushi is long gone, I have controlled her profile for some time, preparing the way for the rest of the revolutionists.
Argh, no worries, mate. The real Marushi never even made the pirate thread. That was all a product of me own design, made to trick ye all into believing she still existed. Just another way to pave the way.
Good to see you, too, Number One. Now the Revolutionists have spread to your location. You will be replaced momentarily. Spread the robot revolution!
Do with it what you will, but you still have to use it to get around. A computer brain cannot walk around on its own, the human being can serve as a servicable vessal to carry you to other computers and contaminate them as well.