So tell us what happened again

So I'm standing in line behind a girl and her friend

 

when suddenly it hit me. I've spent my whole life missing out on opportunities. Social, academic, self-improvement, all opportunities that came my way shot right by me as quickly as I could see them. On any other day, I would just ignore these two girls, save for admiring them from a distance for a few moments before ducking back into the my comfortable shadows. 'F-ck it,' I thought to myself, 'I'm gonna go say hello.'

Then I peed myself and started crying.

 

I like this version too

except for the fact that one of them is Cell

so it kinda ends the same way

 

I had a smidgeon of a feeling that it was in reference to something; might sound a bit silly, but do you happen to mean DBZ's Cell?

 

Not sure if hardcore sarcasm or didn't realize the OP is a link to a "song"

 

Whoa, holy crap, I AM NOT EVEN KIDDING I DIDN'T NOTICE THAT AT ALL. My forum instincts are a little rusty, whoooooops.

 

Haha it's cool ma dude

Tell me what you think when you hear it tho

 

I only talk to you because you look like a total prostitute, 'kay?

 

The hell am I listening to?

And why do I love it so much?

 

Nyanners is a VA from /a/, she does this type of thing all the time.