So my cousin and the girl with whom she wants to set me up got drunk.

And they began fighting over me.

My cousin thinks I'm someone totally different than who I am and the other girl thinks I'm her boyfriend.

Not only that, but they're arguing in Dutch.

My cousin (who shall be called Sofie) b-slapped me and the other girl (Victoria) tried to kiss me before getting judo flipped by Sofie.

Needless to say, I was thoroughly confused due to the language barrier.

Now they're a bit more sober and Victoria can't decide whether her feelings for me were real or if they were just a drunken mistake.

What does she want to do to decide?

She wants to throw me out the window and into the water and see if she feels bad about it.

Supposedly, if she feels bad she loves me.

If she doesn't, not so much.

She's a variation of a typical tsundere.

Sofie agreed wholeheartedly to this plan.

Help me KHV.

You're my only hope.

 

Hope you can swim.

 

Swimming is not the issue. The issue is how to get out of being thrown in freezing cold water.

 

I say go for it, the plan is rock solid

 

What anime are you confusing your life with, 'cause I'm not buying it ((((((:

 

^^^this .

 

Why are there so many threads about this?

 

How many cousins do you have? 3,5 billion? And how come they're all girls?

 

This entirely different. This thread is about how I can get out of being thrown in freezing cold water.

I only have two cousins in this country. My cousin Sofie wants to set me up with her step half-sister Victoria. It's super weird.

 

What a great question, DP.

Keyblade, here's a great idea.

Use.
The.
Enter key.
When.
You're.
Typing.
This.
Shit.

Then I'll think about helping you. Maybe.
Btw, I'm having a hard time believing this all. Enjoy your hand.

 

Why don't you just throw her out of the window and see if you will feel bad or not

 

More to love I suppose.

I meant threads that have to do with you and your cousin.

 

He just cant help setting out some troll bait c:

 

I fixed it.

This is totally different. This one is about Victoria and I, not Sofie and I.

 

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I'm not even gonna try to correct you anymore. But since you tried I said I would help.

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Okay, so it's about Sofie, Victoria, and I. My point is, it's not just Sofie and I this time.

 

So after succesfull mating with one girl you decided to take it to the next level; threesome. =/

 

There was no mating. There was fear of the desire to mate. Now there is fear of being thrown into freezing cold water through a small window.

 

Fear of the desire to mate?
I hope you don't talk like that to your girls too.