You know, that pretty weird dude who told me to leave my husband in a river, told me my mother was a pigeon, comes up to me with weird Ace Attorney theories... and doesn't question my weird fanfic ideas. Seriously, he actuall finds me some weird fanfic ideas and asks me to write them. Basically, my "dad" is pretty awesome and this is for 2 reasons Your present will be quite late :( Daryan tied me to a chair after catching me with scissors.
Hmm. I'd better bring something special then. I can't believe I finally get to use this thing! Hush, you.