So... lets talk about why Dark Knights are so epic...

If you're thinking what I think you're thinking, then where are we going to get a paper clip of those proportions?

 

The day I can't do my job drunk is the day I quit!

 

*kidnaps drunk HV*

take that Dark Knights.

 

WTF!? Untie me NOW!

 

*waves hand*
No want to join the jedi knights.

 

*takes out an ornate bottle*

Hero Drink anyone? Makes you immune to damage, until it wears off.

 

Sure. HV and Shades aren't doing much anyway.

 

Pftttttttttttt! Mind trcks don't work on me. Only money...

Derep fixed!

 

then if mind tricks don't work on you, how do you know that me telling you to not join the jedi knights was not in fact me using the force to make you assume that you would be unable to understand the ability to ward off non-force.

Either way, you are still imprisoned in our temple.

 

Quite the paradox isn't it.

 

Two people are now immune to lightsabers, fellswords, magic, etc. for the time being.

 

That's some f*cking effective alcohol.

 

TIME OUT!

For the future reference of the person who derepped me. It's spelled Knights, not nights.

Time in.

Dalk! Save me. You remember your friend HV, don't you?

 

That guy derepped me too.

*grumble*

I'd save you, but I'm drinking this Hero Drink.

 

...
Indeed I do.
*blows up the ropes*

 

I have enough to spare. It was only four points.


Yush! Sweet freedom. *teleports out*

 

Shades is nowhere to be found right now. Perhaps you may be able to hold the DK Fortress after all?

 

I await the return of my King. I will gaurd the fortress with my life or death. *prays to mah spam lord for guidence*

 

AAAHH! GHOST!! *points and runs away*

 

*Appears as a ghost*

._.

I'm still dead.