So KHV, i found the perfect woman.

That's a tough question.
Honestly, I'm a pretty lonely person and haven't had a real friend in a long time.
And relationships at my age almost never really work out...

 

Get over it and move on. The reality in life is that the person that you'll fall in love with wont be somebody that meets your standards. But they'll still be perfect for you because even though you think you know what you want, you really don't. And you know you've found somebody good when you can love their short comings and they can have the same appreciation for yours.

 

I've been there. But my girl is now married, with a newborn and new apartment.

 

well it seems that your friend is... in the way...
and dont worry about being awkward, i am almost the same. I think im MORE socialy awkward... i cant socialize. if you want her... when you can, GO GET HER.

 

what the hell does /b/ have to do with this?

 

I know the feeling, except I'm with mine. It could happen to you.

 

For a modest fee I can get him out of the way.

 

wait wut

honestly, the only solution is to kill your friend.

 

I started college when i was 14.
Probably part of the reason I will never get her :/

 

I'm currently a drifter, an outcast...one who is desperate.
I'm bamboozled at this "girl" stuff, but lol, I know how you feel Bushido.

 

So she's in a relationship right now? Man, that must suck. I'm sorry for that.

But hey don't give up yet kiddo :') You're still young! There's at least six billion people out there and I'm pretty sure there's that one person for you. Just be patient. <3

Love..it ain't an easy thing but just don't give up on it.

 

Well, there might be six billion people on earth, but that doesn't mean that all of them are viable choices. I doubt he'd go for someone 40 years older than himself and probably half of those six billion are also cut in half because of sexuality.

There's still plenty out there though, don't give hope. You can still get to know the girl though, be her friend, there's nothing wrong about having girl friends. Go get 'em tiger. :'D>

 

Or, for a modest fee, let me make him disappear.

 

Even if her boyfriend and said freind were out of the picture, it would still be a one in a million chance of her being interested in me. She doesn't even know me, and according to my friend everyone in that school wants her...

 

Well then, sit around and whine about it, that'll get her to like you.

 

You can still be her friend, get to know her. Either you can get yourself a new friend or you can sob while eating steak, your choice.

I will say this though, you never know until you try.

 

I think i will try.
She didn't accept my friend request on facebook though.

 

She obviously must hate you then.

She probably didn't see it. >.>

 

Just curious but how old are you?

 

Sure that she hasn't just been on facebook lately? You could send her a message though, you used to go in the same class, right? There's something to open with.