So I'm texting my lesbian friend...

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  1. Anixe Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I attempt to type in "Okie dokie." But evil spell-check happens and instead I sent her "Okie [insert offensive lesbian term here]"

    And that was my morning, KHV.
     
  2. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    I need updates on this!
     
  3. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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    That'll teach ya to not phone your **** friends.
     
  4. Antidote Façade

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    Did she see the funny side or is she gonna dyke drop you?
     
  5. Anixe Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I did send her another text correcting myself. But she hasn't responded yet...

    ...

    D:
     
  6. Plums Wakanda Forever

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    :C She might just be busy for now, just keep waiting and try to keep your chin up, qurl. I think she'll understand though, autocorrect is universally known for screwing up messages.
     
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    Why can't people just turn off autocorrect and reread their messages by themselves? You're not writing a novel! Are the four seconds it takes to reread your message that important?
     
  8. Anixe Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Because to err is human. I try to spell check on my own but I was seriously only typing short, quick response that would not incline to proofread and make final drafts to turn in for a grade.
     
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    That's still no excuse for not having Autocorrect turned off.
     
  10. 61 No. B

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    If this is your friend, why would she get bent out of shape over it if you explain that it's an accident?
    My friend's gay and in the past I may or may not have told some jokes in poor taste and he may or may not have gotten upset, but when I apologized it was okay.

    If she's your friend then I'm sure she's fine
     
  11. Anixe Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Well, lawd almighty she just laughed it off lololol. I guess she wouldn't be the type to get too sensitive about it now that I think about it, hehe.

    To be fair, I never really had a problem with auto-correct until now so I never really bothered with the settings at all.
     
  12. Mish smiley day!

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    Auto-correct is our friend (usually). It can turn my finger mashing into a coherent sentence.
     
  13. Misty gimme kiss

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    After a little while, autocorrect learns about us.

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  14. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    The word "****" to lesbians is like the word "cracker" to white people. It's supposed to be offensive, but no one's offended by it.

    You'll be fine, yo.
     
  15. Shinichi Izumi Totally Pink and stuff

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    I haven't figured out what that word is.
    help.
    no im not even joking.
     
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    In my opinion, it's better to not know it.
     
  17. Anixe Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I'll spell it out in phonetics for you:
    daɪk
     
  18. Shinichi Izumi Totally Pink and stuff

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    but... why is that an offesinfe term for lesbians?
    i donz understandz.