So I'm rereading Veritas from the beginning

And laughed at this so I thought I'd share.
(Read left to right)

 

why is "tree" an element?

 

I'm guessing it's supposed to be wood or wind or a combo of them and it was lost in translation
....or the author just isn't Aristotle.

 

Better question: Why is fire an element when it's actually a chemical reaction rather then an element? Heat would be more accurate.

 

*pushes off the cliff*
STOP TRYING TO BREAK THE FOURTH WALL.

 

Break the fourth wall? The fourth wall is the imaginary "wall" at the front of the stage in a traditional three-walled box set in a proscenium theatre, through which the audience sees the action in the world of the play. How could I have broken it? I am just pointing out a factual error of a story. You clearly got the concept of fourth wall breaking wrong.

 

Aristotle disagrees.

 

*pushes off the cliff*
STAY DOWN THERE, DAMNIT.

 

How so?

But what if I don't want to? Would it be worth it? Would I not learn that it was mine to suffer the slings and arrows of of outrageous fortune? Would I not discover that Diamonds Are Forever but Tomorrow Never Dies? Did I not recall the old Klingon proverb, that Revenge is a dish Best Served Cold? Would I not learn as conquerers once before that all is fair in love and war?


...No, that would be stupid.

 

*pushes off again*
SCREEEEEEEEEEEECH

 

Sooo you're yelling out the word "screech"? Why? I can yell words on the internet too. Watch: CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED! See?

On a side note: Why is metal considered an element? In real life metal is simply refined Earth.