So I was asleep until I got a frantic phone call from a friend

Friend: "WHERE ARE YOU!?"

Me: "At home, where else would I be?"

Friend: "WE GOT CHICKEN, WE'LL BE THERE IN 20 MINUTES WE JUST GOTTA GET GAS!!"

Me: "...why?"

Friend: "WE JUST GOTTA GET GAS, 20 MINUTES!!"

-hangs up-

What do?

 

_MOVED
To the Spam Zone.

 

...I think your friend is racist.

 

...Prank? Either that or stay for the chicken.

 

What kind of chicken is it?

 

Stay alert and contemplate how to handle the chicken situation.

 

Thanks, got my Chappelle for the day.

 

I still forgot the playground and spam zone have been separated...

Just a bit.

T'was fried obviously.

Gotta love dave

I ate the chicken. I think it was handled correctly.

 

It sounds like it. You are liable to make me hungry.

 

This reminds me of the time I was asleep...I ws in the same room as my 8 year old brother who was asleep...Sudenly I receive a frantic call from a friend...Who was asking me where her friend hid the vodka...apparently she was drunk and her drunken wisdom led her to believe I would know xDD

You should answer the door, take the chicken then close the door and lock it!

 

A little late for that.

 

I am throughly disappointed for my lateness...I blame the government since there is no one else to blame! Ahahahahaahahahaha I take full responsibility for my lateness :3

 

>Two favorite foods are chicken and mac & cheese
>WAT DO

If somebody woke me up in the middle of the night coming off a KFC run, I'd probably just grumble into the phone and hang up. Don't matter how much I like to eat, I need my beauty rest.