So I started working out again.

Because I'd like to look decent for when I go back to school in Januaryso I can get hot boyfriends.
Oh, and I also would like to play lacrosse, so why not start getting prepared for it now?

Anyway! I just finished my second workout. I think I might be turning into jello.

 

Half an hour run every day for cardio. gogogo

 

Eat less and do 60 minutes of cardio workouts

 

No, just eat better.

 

Step 1: Head to a seedy part of town.
Step 2: Pull to the curb and look around.
Step 3: Once you've found one that looks alright, pick up the lady of the night.
Step 4: Take her back to your hotel room.
Step 5: Break the handle off a broom.
Step 6: Lay some plastic on the floor.
Step 7: Creep up behind that dirty whore.
Step 8: Hit her with the broom until she's dead.

REMEMBER! Dump the body! But keep the head.
No one will ever knew you took her.
Now you know how to kill a hooker.

/because you were totally asking for advice right?

 

I didn't ask what I should do, lol.

 

We was jus' tryin' to be 'elpful, ma'am

... bbl, killing hookers.

 

I'd like to see the results TOTALLY NOT CREEPING OK

 

I'll work out with you. Run to me.