So I just discovered that a government science agency might be monitoring me

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  1. The Fuk? Dead

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  2. rikusorakairiown Contributor

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    Walk around naked.

    Always.
     
  3. Sabby Sleepy Panda Assassin

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    make a t-shirt saying "F*** the government" on the front, and on the back write "Hi mom"
     
  4. Fayt-Harkwind Where yo curly mustache at?

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    Wear a suit of armour made of tinfoil.
     
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    Wear a satellite hat.
     
  6. Sabby Sleepy Panda Assassin

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    Or even better.





    E.T. phone home
     
  7. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    Politely remind the government that should they be monitoring you without your permission or a warrant, you have the right to be reimbursed for their peeping.
     
  8. ♥♦♣♠∟uxord♥♦♣♠ Banned

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    Write a fan fic of what you would do if the government was tracking you.
     
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    Dress in drag and do the hula.
     
  10. Fork These violent delights have violent ends

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    Take down the government.

    WITH YOUR FISTS
     
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    Lock yourself in your fire box.
     
  13. rikusorakairiown Contributor

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    Don't jump hermes!
     
  14. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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    NO! Don't do it!
     
  15. Cryoshell Traverse Town Homebody

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    I second this.
     
  16. Inasuma "pumpkin"

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    eat some carrots

    i dont mean just "eat" carrots i mean LOAD UP ON THEM

    you'll thank me later.
     
  17. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    Maybe you should leave a note saying you and the president are running off together.
     
  18. Guardian Soul hella sad & hella rad

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    Make sure to drink a lot of tomato juice as well.
     
  19. In explicit Angst Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Be nice and give 'em some free gay porn.
     
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    Do nothing.