With the same name as me. Who also loves Gilmore Girls. Shares my love of Meg & Dia. And Kimya Dawson. And emotronic music. Also adores Livejournal. As well as John Hughes movies. It's a bit terrifying to be honest.
You see, you actually used to be this supergenius and you found a way to instantly clone yourself. The thing is, since your clone was also a supergenius, she erased your memory so that you have no recollection of your super intelligence nor cloning yourself. Then your clone had plastic surgery so that she wouldn't look as much like you. It all makes sense now, doesn't it?
Ohhhh I new someone like that! she wasn't really a friend, more like a anquantence, but yeah: Same name Same day of birth Same Hospital Same girl guids (I was 8 >.>) Same intrests..... O.O
Slap the girl her and see if it hurts. If it doesn't, run. If it does, laugh and she will laugh with you and you can both forget about your moment of hysteria.