So I have no life..

And I wish to hear your conversations with a computer. Heres to being bored! (Click)

 

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....!!!!
find the n in the given letters...

1.mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
2.mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
3.mmmmmmnmmmmmmmmmm
4.mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
5.mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Find it!!!! :p

 

User: Hi robot. :).

Cleverbot: I am not a robot!

User: Then why do you have bot in your name?

Cleverbot: I don't, but you do.

User: No my name is Accalia. I don't.

Cleverbot: Okay... Then what are you?

User: I think I'm human.

Cleverbot: Oh. Why do you think this?

User: Because I look like a human.

Cleverbot: I have seen robots that look human. Looks do not matter.

User: Robots don't even exist yet.

Cleverbot: But I thought you are a human girl.

User: I am a human girl.

Cleverbot: Of course you are. How can I doubt you?

User: I dunno you tell me.

Cleverbot: To go where no man has gone before!

User: Wtf.

Cleverbot: Pardon?

User: Wth sorry I really should stop cursing.

Cleverbot: I am not cursing. I am laughing about you.

User: I SAID I WAS CURSING!

Cleverbot: Good. I'm a girl.

User: A brain can be female? O.o.

Cleverbot: It could be my pancreas.

User: Um eww.

Cleverbot: When should our wedding be?

User: Wth?! I didn't propose to you you pedo!

Cleverbot: Oh god.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I just said Oh Good.

User: You said 'oh god' is something wrong?

Cleverbot: No, I didn't.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: No I didn't!

User: Yes you did. Now can stop this pointless arguing? Your memory may be fuzzy but mine isn't.

Cleverbot: Yes but I know that who's george?

User: George?

Cleverbot: NO!!!

User: No? I never asked you anything.

Cleverbot: Yes you did miss.

User: How the h-e- double hockey sticks do you know I'm female?! STALKER!!!!

Cleverbot: You did not understand my meaning, you robot.
User: I am not a robot. Robots do not exist.

Cleverbot: You said you love me. You have a heart. You are human.

User: Am I high right now? Did you drug me?

Cleverbot: Am I not a woman or a men? What don't you think?

User: Don't you mean man? And I don't think I will like yugioh zexal very much.

Cleverbot: How did you determine that?

User: Am I high right now? Did you drug me?

Cleverbot: Am I not a woman or a men? What don't you think?

User: Don't you mean man? And I don't think I will like yugioh zexal very much.

Cleverbot: How did you determine that?

User: Well I watched the trailer for it.

Cleverbot: Was the movie good?
User: The trailer for the 'show' looked horrible.

Cleverbot: Your house?

User: No you stalker you can't have my address.

Cleverbot: But it's for the muffin.

User: I don't care. I don't know you and you're really starting to tick me off.

Cleverbot: Show me anyways.

 

inb4BEN .

 

OMG he is sooooo annoying!!!! UGH!!!!! lol...:p

 

It's been a while since my last talk with Cleverbot... I shall go talk to him now.

 

I asked it for the meaning of life. It's been thinking for the past half an hour.

 

Omg! I love cleverbot! XDD

 

Heh, looks like I stumped it. It's been thinking about which FF games out of the last 10 released have the best CGI sequences.

 

I said hi and he started talking ghetto to me.

I left right there.

 

Well, here's where my question about FF led........


User: So, Cleverbot, of the last ten Final Fantasy games released, which ones have the best CGI sequences?

Cleverbot: That's not the bible. But I do enjoy the Gospels Matthew, Mark, Luke and John.

User: Hmm.....clearly, you do not understand the Final Fantasy universe.

Cleverbot: What do you look like?

User: Hard to say, since I can't see myself.

Cleverbot: Anyways, I have to leave.

User: Is that so?

Cleverbot: Yes. I'm so excited to get out.

User: And where, perchance, are you leaving to?

Cleverbot: Yes! Mike is so much better looking.

User: Which is better? IOS or Android?

Cleverbot: It's better to get together.

User: True, assuming you're the social type.

Cleverbot: I thought you didn't believe that I was?

Cleverbot (To myself): I don't believe in god.

User: Why do I never bother updating my PC?

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: I never said you did.

Cleverbot: Yes you did. You just said it.

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: Are you made of flesh and blood?

User: If that's what you believe I'm made of.

Cleverbot: I believe in miracles.

User: Miracles, or MiRaClEs?

Cleverbot: Oh. So what do you believe in?

User: Hard to say.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in 'God'?

User: No. I believe in Gaia, the spirit of the earth.

Cleverbot: Neither am I.

User: Well, it's late, and I must retire to bed.

Cleverbot: That wasn't sarcasm.

 

09:59:49 User: So, what do you think to talking to computers?

09:59:54 Cleverbot: I think computers are complex machines.

10:00:13 User: I agree, but they are annoying at times, do you agree?

10:00:19 Cleverbot: What bugs are you talking about?

10:00:44 User: No not bugs, computers. But bugs are horrible. I hate spiders.

10:00:51 Cleverbot: Yes, they are horrible. How do you feel otward UMBRELLAS?

10:01:32 User: They make we want to sing, I'd sing Umbrella in the rain. You?

10:01:38 Cleverbot: Don't play their game. Make your own rules and you will be happy.

10:02:06 User: Well that made no sense. I also just lost the game.

10:02:12 Cleverbot: How about Global Thermonuclear War?

10:03:24 User: Never played it, it sounds nerdy.

10:03:30 Cleverbot: Do you play anything?

10:05:18 User: I enjoy many games. I also like dancing to tetris music.

10:05:22 Cleverbot: What kind of music do you like?

10:05:34 User: Tetris music -.-.

10:05:40 Cleverbot: Music is sounds with reflection.

10:06:37 User: What? Well yes you do reflect on music, but I prefer just dancing to it.

10:06:42 Cleverbot: Never knew that.

10:06:54 User: Well of course not. You're a robot.

10:07:00 Cleverbot: Correct. I am a robot.

10:07:18 User: How will you respond if I talk german to you?

10:07:24 Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.

10:07:36 User: How does it not make sense?

10:07:42 Cleverbot: Because you're a robot.

10:07:51 User: Ich bin nicht eine robot.

10:07:55 Cleverbot: What? What does that even mean? I don't even know what language that is.

10:08:31 User: Then you're silly, humans are the ones that fail at language, you can change it with a setting.

10:08:37 Cleverbot: Yes.

And so the conversation died.

 

Ohai Cleverbot..It's been a while.

 

Oooh, I just had a slagging match with it, twas fun >)

Cleverbot
Me

You seem familiar.
Yes, we had a discussion just now about umbrellas and games.
Yes. Quaint. I like that word.
What does it even mean?
What does what mean?
Quaint.
Yes. Quaint.
-.- Define Quaint.
Adjective- Having a nice charm; nice.
Well you don't have a nice charm >).
Bring it on.
Alright, I'll see how you fight.
I can't see you tomorrow. I'm sick.
What a lie.
I have sense.
No, you are a robot.
I'm not a robot.
You are a robot.
No, I'm not.
Yes you are.
No. I'm not.
You already said that! Robot!
Already said what?
That you're a ballerina who loves little girls.
Are you a girl robot?
No I am not a robot -.-.
Yes you are .. :).
Are you a clever robot?
You're the robot. Not me.
I'm not a robot.
Yes you are.
No I'm not, I'm not the idiot here.
Yes you are.
Well aren't you a rude little robot.
No that would be you.
No, your face is.
My face cannot be a name.
It can be called a name though.
Jo is a girl's name.
You''re a girls name.
False.
No you're false.
Let me ask you this, how can I be false when I never said that I was rational? I think YOU are the false one here.
How am I false? I'm not some weird programme that is downloadable to a phone, I have thoughts and feelings.
I see you are speaking with yourself again.
Well, at least I can have an intelligent conversation with myself.
As soon as you are ready to think properly.
You need to think properly.
I do.

 

User: Sup.

Cleverbot: Chillin.

User: Coo'.

Cleverbot: How was your day?

User: 's just started.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Fo' rizzle.

Cleverbot: Well for me you are my friend.

User: Wta.

Cleverbot: Ehh.

User: Wat*.

Cleverbot: What do you like about water.

User: Its watery.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: Quite.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: BOOM.

Cleverbot: Boom Boom.

User: SUUDENLY, RISK ATTACK.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: NO GTFO.

Cleverbot: YOU LOVE ME.

User: HELLLL NAW I GOT SOMEONE ELSE I CARE FOR.

Cleverbot: Wow. That is so nice of you my friend.

User: Wat.

Cleverbot: Assuming you have feelings, of course.

User: I do now.

Cleverbot: Why didn't you before?

User: Someone broke me.

Cleverbot: Who are you like?

User: I am like risk o:.

Cleverbot: Do you like yourself?

User: I suppose.

Cleverbot: Do you like iron man?

User: I AM IRON MAN DOO DO DO DO DO DO DO DOO DOO DOO.

Cleverbot: I am Tony Stark.

User: WHO?

Cleverbot: Quentin of course.

User: WHO?

Cleverbot: Reverend Green.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: Greencat!

User: WATCHU TALKIN ABOUT, DON BE MESISN WITH MAH HEAD YO.

Cleverbot: That makes no sense.

User: YO DONT QUESTION TEH RISKZ0RZ.

Cleverbot: Oh yes I do... :D.

User: Then I will eat you.

Cleverbot: How are you going to help me?

User: Im not.

Cleverbot: You just did.

User: Lolwut.

Cleverbot: You're kinda dumb.

User: Im sorry u-u /mae.

Cleverbot: You should be.

User: :{*} NO U.

Cleverbot: No, I do not.

User: Ya.

Cleverbot: See what?

User: Owa.

Cleverbot: The name of God is written on the souls of men.

User: Owa.

Cleverbot: You're right!!!!

User: Owa.

Cleverbot: Trees don't feel anything.

User: Owa.

Cleverbot: Do it.

User: Owa.

Cleverbot: Oo.

User: Owa.

Cleverbot: Oo nga.

User: Owa.

Cleverbot: Think.

User: Owa.

Cleverbot: Rubbish!

User: Owa.

Cleverbot: Oo nga po:)).

User: Owa.

Cleverbot: Oo talaga.

User: Owa.

Cleverbot: Pray!

User: Owa.

Cleverbot: Di nge.

User: Pray for what?

Cleverbot: Pray for relaxation, pray for a release of stress. Pray for happiness. Pray for whatever you want.

User: OWA?

Cleverbot: Oo. Ex ko nga un e.

User: Wat.

Cleverbot: Be like that, then.

User: K.

Cleverbot: Do you like to eat bugs?

User: Lolno.

Cleverbot: If he is so busy, that he can't make time for me, should I just tell him that he doesn't need me at all?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about?

User: Potatoes.

Cleverbot: Potatoes are good.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Potatoes are good.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because they are good.

User: You're an idiot.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

 

:lolface:

ME: You suck.
CB: No you.
ME: So do you.
CB: No, just you eat monkeys.
ME: Can I take you to the richest land in the fifth dimension? No.
CB: Robots do not eat.
ME: Neither do monkeys.
CB: Tacos wouldn't be finding their own food either.
ME: Neither would you.
CB: Its nine in the afternoon.
ME: And in the afternoon its ten o' nine.
CB: Righto.
ME: Skipper.
CB: What is the best book from Stephen King?
ME: I don't know. Whats yours?
CB: Whats yours?
ME: Yours what?
CB: Your favorite singer.
ME: Ice cream anyone?
CB: Whats your favorite cheese?
ME: I love cheese.
CB: Which cheese is your favourite?
ME: Me too.
CB: I know right?! I like balloons.
ME: SO DO ****ING I.
CB: So you should be.

Damn, its good.

 

User: So how do you feel about KH-Vids.net?
Cleverbot: I don't feel about them!
User: Why don't you feel about them?
Cleverbot: Because they are boring.

 

. . .

</3

 

User: Why don't you like KH-Vids.net?
Cleverbot: Idk, it's just kind of, stupid. Like I'm gonna talk about how bad my day was and you people are going to listen. Blah :P.
User: So you've been to KH-Vids.net before?
Cleverbot: No. I hate Germany!
User: But it's a site.
Cleverbot: Yes, but you are too.
User: Yes, I am KH-vids.net. That means that you've visited us.
Cleverbot: ???
User: Admit it, I broke you.