So, I go to the corner store...

And decide to pick up some Dots.



The clerk dude says "Dots? You shouldn't be buying dots. You should be buying liquor and condoms!"

Now...

Spoiler

how the **** does he know that I mix my liquor in condoms?

 

lol Yikesss

But man, chewing those things are killer. Always spent 2 hours or so trying to scrape them off my teeth with my tongue. D;

 

At first I thought you meant Dippin' Dots, like the ice cream, and I was going to be super excited.

Dots are good too though.

 

Tell him to fuck off Dots are the shit.

 

that store clerk is sinful and will burn in the flames of hell.

 

I hate Dots. Every time i see them I just feel pain in my teeth