So I finally got to ask about my promise...

A Summary of the First Post

This thread was about how my tempsister didn't remember that I made a promise to her. hen it was about my plan to get her on KHV so we can keep in touch more easily. Then I made it about how I'm meeting a girl that my tempsis want to set me up with this Thursday. Then it was about me going to the beach tomorrow. Then it became about my dinner and how Sofie and I didn't like dessert so we got to have stroopwafels instead. It became about Super Mario galaxy after that. Next I talked about how Dutch McFlurries are more superamazing than American McFlurries and lees man-eating than Soviet Russian McFlurries. Then I talked about a run-on paragraph that I was typing. Then turned into me talking about my 11:00 PM parkour exhibition for my tempsister and how I broke into a boat because she forgot her key to said boat. Then it was about how cute she is when she's sleeping. Then it was about how I hoped to type until exactly midnight. Then it looped.

 

tl ; dr

 

Did you seriously go through that whole run on paragraph and delete every capital letter? Because you missed a few.

 

Didn't even touch your paragraph. I quoted it and posted TL ; DR

 

Well that's odd.

 

maybe because it was all in caps it uncaps'd every caps not after a full stop/decimal point/period.

 

No, that's not it. The only place where caps were changed was in your quote.

 

an d the TL;DR

 

You need to be careful, KS, your family may sign for a restraining order on you.

 

They'll sign a restraining order because I love Stroopwafel McFlurries?

 

oh lawd I would pay to see this happen

 

They don't accept your love for them.

 

He's just a missunderstood little boy with love for his sister and McFlurries. It's quite sad.

 

Not my sister. My tempsister. We've been living together for about a week and have become like siblings. She's actually my cousin.

 

Ah, then it's fine.

 

Uh, no it's not. We've been several shitstorms to come to the conclusion that I have no sexual attraction to my tempsister and only love her as a member of my dysfunctional family. Unfortunately, some people still don't understand this. You know who you are. And as far as the whole, "watching her sleeping" thing, I went to the bathroom and then walked into the living room and found her asleep on the couch. I went d'awww and turned to go to bed. 15 minutes later she screamed and I ran over to see what was wrong, only to find that dog jumped on her and scared the crap out of her.

 

I love how you say tempsister instead of cousin to make it sound better.​

 

She doesn't feel like a cousin anymore, so why call her that? Better to call her my temporary sister since that's what it feels like she is.

 

Because she is your cousin?

 

Well think about it this way. Two kids whose parents marry become siblings and eventually begin to have that kind of relationship. This is basically the same thing but on a less permanant scale. At least I hope so. My mom cheating on my dad with my uncle would be really creepy.