So I asked my friends to give me questions today

These are some examples I got:

... Seriously?

 

If Jin Kazama handed you a hamster in the dead of night whilst wearing a starbucks uniform and Light came around the corner and asked you to kill the hamster would you give it to Ryuk?

 

That's true, why don't you have a job at Starbucks yet? Oh this is just gonna drive me mad if I don't get an answerrr

 

Hell yeah! And then obviously I'd take pictures of Jin in his starbucks uniform to use as blackmail, I may even give them to Hwoarang. I'd also be very interested to see what Ryuk would do with that hamster, or if the hamster had a name, tell Light to kill it himself.

My application was denied twice. The second time was apparently because I wrote "I'm friendly, helpful and I can make coffee" on my application form. But I will get a job soon enough....

 

Thank you, I've been wandering the answer to that for a while now :>

 

That was a very good question. I'm collecting more tomorrow off the people who weren't in today. Yaaaay!

 

Okay I'm curious now, why are you collecting questions?

 

Your friends are nerds.

 

These sound like questions I would ask someone.

Thus proving my point.

 

If you had to choose between one million dollars and me and beautiful soul, which would you choose?

 

Because I get bored way too easily and then decide to lipsync my own recordings onto KH video clips (or The Sims), because I have no life and I am a nerd.

See above. Thank you sir, that is the most wonderful compliment.

Well I could buy stuff with the money, but I'd have to fly to America to use it... unless it got paid into my bank account as GBP, which according to a nice online converter (I suck at Math, I've failed it about 5 times.) would be £627 313.22, so... I think I'll buy all my stuff I REALLY want, then come and kidnap you.
I might force you to endure a sleepover with my friends. :P

 

When this happens I'm going to stalk you.

 

No, I'll kidnap you too xD

 

Cool, then we can have on big kidnapped party! I love it, and you'll pay for it :3

 

How will I pay for it?
I will give you a cupcake.

 

Well you've been given $100000000 (can't remember how much :3) and then kidnapped us but I'm happy with a cupcake!

 

And obviously I will have my own house/apartment with that money LOL
And all of the sweets for the sleepover (you cannot have a sleepover without sweets to make you hyper, it's unheard of.)
So that's plane tickets to kidnap you guys, as well as other stuff. :P