"Hahahaaa! You can't swim! You're so slow and weak and stuff!" And then Beowulf goes, "Yeah, sorry I'm late. I just got sidetracked KILLING SEAMONSTERS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN!" And Hrothgar faints from the high concentration of pure badass emanating from Beowulf.
And you know that he stays dead because...? And don't spoil it for me! I haven't totally finished it yet.
