So does my life officially suck now?

TLDR may cause death

Spoiler

Medication 1:
Rash, itching, shortness of breath
swelling (mainly in ankles), feeling fatigued, dehydration or increased thirst with headache
abdominal pain, mild diarrhoea, nausea, vomiting, swelling of your abdomen, stomach rumbling



Medication 2:
Headache
Dizzyness
Diahrroea
dIZZYNESS
sTOMACH PAINS
FEELING OR BEING SICK
wind
dry or sore mouth or throat
depression

IM SO EMO QQ

joint or muscle pain
fluid retention or swelling
changing in blood cell counts
fever
restlessness, drowsiness, confusion, hallucinations, insomnia, visual disturbances, vertigo
A change in the way things taste
loss of appetite
inflammation of the tongue
skin reactions such as burning or prickling feeling under the skin, bruising (????) reddening and excessive sweating
sensitivity to light
HAIR LOSS

o_o
NONONON
NOT WANT

feelings of ants creeping over the skin
trembling
anaemia
kidney problems
pancreatitis
inflammation of the liver
breat swelling, in males impotence

...
impotence
it will make me
infertile?

Candidiasis
angiodema
swollen face
swollen tongue or pharynx
difficulty swallowing
hives and difficulty breathing

*ultra rare from now on*

Sever Hypersensitivity reactions
inflammation of the mouth
colitis (bowel inflammation)
changes in test values such as sodium, cholesterol and triglyceride levels
very sever skin with reddening, blistering severe inflammation and skin loss

*essay incoming*

Vere rarely, Lansoprazole capsules may cause a reduction in the number of white blood cells and your resistance to infection may be decreased. If you experience an infection with symptoms such as fever and serious deterioration of your general condition, or fever with local infection symptoms such as sore throat/pharynx/mouth or urinary problems you should see your doctor immediately. A blood test will be taken to check possible reduction of white blood cells

On the brighte side, AIDs isn't listed.

 

dayum .

 

Ouch.... I'd say you have every right to complain about your life sucking...

 

As far as I know, impotence doesn't cause infertility, it just means that your swimmers won't be able to jump into the pool in the first placeif you know what I mean.

But in all seriousness, aww, that really sucks Dx Hope you get better soon!

 

Man, that's some pretty potent allergy medication

But srsly, most of that stuff is probably on there because there's a chance you'll get it. As in a microscopically small chance, but a chance nonetheless, and in the world of putting side effects on medicine there are only 1s and 0s. So try not to freak out.

And yeah, hey, at least you won't get AIDS.

 

Yep, that sucks.

 

Aww, thats horrible!!!

 

Ohhh god that does suck D8

 

Your life doesn't suck until you collapse in on yourself and become a black hole. Sucks man.