So a few months ago I made a vow.....

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  1. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    To be more like Kamijou Touma from Index, AKA: Saving people's lives by punching them and giving them moral speeches.
    Today I finally accomplished my goal
    Punch a tall metal/emo ******
    Punch a man in a white suit
    Punch an albino
    Let a blonde friend beat the **** out of me
    Date a cute, popular 14 year old girl
    Punch a mexican
    Punch a black woman
    Punch a Samurai Champloo cosplayer
    Punch a nun
    Punch the same nun a couple of minutes later
    save a lesbian's life
    Punch a blonde ****
    Punch a monk
    Punch a bishop
    Let the lesbian I saved kick me constantly

    All the punches were precede by a moral speech

    Any other character's I should try to imitate?
     
  2. Glen Returned from the dead

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    Sora from KH2. Go around to multiple planets, do plenty of things that seem like they have an effect, but by the end are shown to have no effect at all. Challenge accepted?
     
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    I don't have a space ship
    or a Duck
    or a Rooster/Dog
     
  4. jojoj13 Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I thought Touma only punches women.
     
  5. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    The first 3 people Touma punched were guys
     
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    Celty from Durarara!!

    It will prove to be so difficult, you might just lose your head.
     
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  8. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    I lack a motorcycle
    I know a girl with a full body suit though.

    I tell you guys the funniest one was the samurai champloo cosplayer. I went to this small convention, and I found him. He was being a ****** to some girls calling the fatties and hambeasts.
    So I go and face this guy while grabbing him
    "You can't go and insult people like this. All girls are beautiful deep down," or something along those lines
    I raise my fist, and then he starts crying, with tears and all of that. Shouting as hard as he could "please don't hit me, I am diabetic" over and over again. He was annoying until I noticed his pants were wet.
    He peed himself, I couldn't believe it, but then I remembered my mission, so I punched his face and ran from the scene as fast as I could. Luckily the police didn't find me.
    I actually have brown hair now so that people downtown don't recognize me as that guy who punched a diabetic. It was pretty public.
     
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    You, my friend, have a creepy signature image.
     
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    BE THE SOCIOPATH! BE THE FUTURE!
     
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    He cannot replace me. Thanks for trying...
     
  12. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    I look way to much like Shizuo to pull of an Izaya.
    But might try the Jotaro one, any of you willing to fly over to Canada to act as my stand and beat up other people's bodygaurds for me?
    Actually we have to have a place filled with people who would have bodygaurds or just protective fathers.

    The mexican was a delicious fist fight. I was walking on the street, when this guy collided with me. without even apoligizing. I tell him to stop being an *******, and then he tells me the usual "chingate". I push him, but then he he kicked my leg.
    "Alright, this is how it is going to be? I'll show you to respect innocent people"
    And there we go, punch after punch, kick after kick, until he made a mistake and I punched his liver, leaving him on the floor.
    I just walk away, felt pretty boss until I saw him pointing at me while talking to some policemen.

    This was before the diabetic so my hair wasn't dyed yet.
     
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    Michael Scofield from the original prison break series. Go on, I DARE YOU!
     
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    If not Izaya, do Spearchucker Jones from M*A*S*H. He's a badass.
     
  16. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    Yui from K-on.