Paddy has broken his leg and his mate Mick goes round to see him. Mick says, "How you doin'?" Paddy says, "Not bad, but do us a favour, nip upstairs and get me slippers. Me feet are f###in' freezin'." Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy's two gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters sitting on the bed. He says, "Your da sent me up here to shag the both of you " . They say ,"Get away wit' ya.. Prove it." Mick shouts downstairs, "Paddy.... Both of 'em?" Paddy shouts back "Of course both of 'em, what's the point of f#ckin' one?"
