Six says till...

Festivus! Who else is celebrating?

 

Nope, cause I can never understand what it's about.

 

I'd be lying if I said I knew what nonsense you're talking about this time. What is six saying?

 

Get a big aluminium pole. Don't decorate it. Stick it in the center of your living room.
Have dinner. It doesn't matter what, but meatloaf is suggested. No alcohol.
During dinner, talk about everything you don't like about everyone at the table.
Finally, the male head of household must challenge a person to wrestle him. The person may decline if they have something else to do. Festivus is not over until he is pinned to the ground.

And that's the meaning of Festivus.

Dammit. Can a mod please change that to "days?"

 

Sounds like the last time I was at a strip club

 

Darn it! I just decorated my pole. No Festivus for me this year.

lol, no mods, don't do it!

 

Just undecorate it.

 

Must be an american thing.

 

I have no idea what it is. And I am American.

Now, what is the pole for? And why can't I decorate it?

 

The pole is to decorate your house in the name of Festivus. You can't decorate it because tinsel is distracting. That goes for other decorations too.

 

Must be a KS thing then.

 

Well Kitty's heard of it.

 

I think she misunderstood about that pole >_>

 

No alcohol? Count me out.

 

Are we allowed to dance around the pole?

 

Will there be a Festivus dinner? I've already written a list for the Airing of Grievances.

 

What else could we do with it?

 

Oh you know

 

We don't do anything with the pole. It's just there to be shiny.

Yes. It will be awesome.