Shadow...

it's like a story of his daily life:

This is the story of what happened to me a week ago. As always, I called my local Gamestop to get Battletoads...but guess what, here's the trick: They actually HAD Battletoads! And my life plan was ruined, but I ordered all of them they had in stock and said I'll come and pay with a credit card (Which I actually "found" somewhere). So I come there, a fat guy sitting on a chair as a clerk. So I say "I called a few minutes ago about Battletoads". He responds "So it was you?" "Yes, that was me", I say, then he stands up, walks to me and hits me in the face, after that he says "Go back to failchan". I stay there shocked, I found a /b/tard who works at gamestop, people. This is my first discovery like that ever. After I knock out of it, I scream "SO I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPZ", to check if that's true...as he was sitting on his chair again, he responded "NO YOU", so I asked him if he seriously has Battletoads in stock, he had some. So I bought it. And so, I was going home with my brand new Battletoads, then my momma got scared and said "You're movin with your auntie to Bel-Air".I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabby yo homies smell ya latet Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

 

no u.


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