Stop. Do something useful for a change. Make my life better. [Finally, try to guess the obscure reference I'm making.]
... I was about to say I'd be glad to crash your internet for ya so you can step outside... But as soon as I read the obscure refrence... I got confused. o.o
Dude... Why would you even dignify that with a response when it was clearly far more of a stab at you than a legitimate guess? Whether it's the mental fortitude of a Slowbro on depressants or some inherent obligation to take everything seriously, y'ought to get it fixed.