secret life of the american teenager

[AKA SEX RUINED MY LIFE]

seriously i want to slap everyone in this show

Amy is a total know it all bitch just because she got pregnant
Grace thinks she killed her father because she had sex
Everyone else is either mary sues/gary stus
Not to mention if you walk through a door BAM! your pregnant

 

My friends say that this is literally the most inane show ever made and should be watched for the laughs.

I don't think I could take the fat Molly Ringwald, though. :c

 

Im gonna get my shotgun and blow the crap out of the pregnant b*tches stomach.

Spaghettio's everywhere.

 

..yeah she gets pregnant Bl

 

There's reasons as to why I don't watch them shows and everyone here thinks it's so amazing. I wanna kill them more than I wanna kill the characters on the show.​

 

I have a theory about this show. This show is trying to restore balance to the universe. Think about this a second: Almost every 'live' show out there involves sex, cheating, and/or adultary in some form or another. This show shows just about every person on the show pregnant, about to be pregnant, or just now embracing motherhood through labor. Basically: Everytime someone, in whatever show, has sex, somebody on Secret Life gets pregnant as a result.

All we need now is for every male on the show to get pregnant, and everything evens out.

 

SUPRISE ABORTIONa

 

And I thought I could click on 'bitch'. I am dissapointed.

 

"Secret life of the american teenager"

no.... >:

 

Yeah no lies, this show completely overexaggerates every "secret life" any American teenager might have. Mostly because friendships and relationships are not as distinct as they are in the show. Typically IRL you never really end up dating at least every person from your friend circle.

Stupid television. I'll kill someone.

 

I used to be a bigan of the show but now it's just like " ..meh, I prefer watching House than this crap" .