Sammy (aka K a i r i)

Had a baby called Jason. The baby was defective though. Her life of drinkin' 24/7 for 14 years 10 months finally caught up to her. The father was one of 15 she regularly slept with.

She's currently on child support of '2 bucks' a week.

 

Kitty! how dare you put me and Jason's privacy out on the internet like that ?! =o

 

Congratulations?

 

Uhh....Oh....*Crickets*. Yeah...

 

I hear Vivi is the father.

 

Vivi is the father?....*sigh*..I'll call the exorcist...

 

I think it's too late. The child has already brought hell to the UK.

 

Hey Jason may only have half a brain but he's a good kid D:

 

But shouldnt we try SOMETHING?..if it reaches Japan then no more Kingdom Hearts for the people..

 

Gasp!

Daytime Emmy!!!

 

I'm tryin' to get the public to support you. Give you extra dosh!

Aye, his fathers half! ;P

 

Good kids don't bring hell to entire countries.

Lets just bring SE over to the US. That solves everything.

 

That demon-child hungers for the blood of SE..it will never rest until they are all dead...

There is hope!...has it gotten swimming lessons?

 

No, he's just Norwegian.

 

*wishes he understood the joke,but will blow it off anyway*


..By God...O_o...Norwegians are so unpopular that we dont know what they'll do!

 

The kid can't even knot his own shoe laces, of course he's not a full blood norwegian, and of course he can't bring hell to an entire country ;P

 

Oh no no! Not unpopular, just remarkably crafty when i comes to evilness.

What is he then?

N' that's my job. ;D

 

Then we're doomed...unless.....UNLEASH GODZILLA!!..or Kitty..whoever's stronger...

 

She lies! Give her death for giving birth to the child of Satan!