Reserve A Spot In Heaven

TYhe only way they can get to Heaven is to by asking God to come into their lives not by buying their way in.

 

How funny.........

 

It's like Indulgences all over again.

What are Indulgences you ask? Well I'll tell you.

It's basically an idea where you paid the Church for relatives to get into heaven. It goes back to the Middle Ages in that time period. You'd have to pay a certain sum of money for the entire body to get in.

And of course you could pay it in installments if you couldn't afford it all at once.

I don't remember when the practice was stopped. Likely when some Christian guy said: 'Wait a minute...what?'

Likely that and at the time handling money was a sinful thing which led to the Jewish getting the jobs as bankers and whathaveyou. Which led to OTHER problems later on [cough]NAZISHITLERCONCENTRATIONCAMPSWWII[/cough]

Oh did I go off on a tangent? I'm sorry.

 

^^^That is correct it was around in the middle ages and ended when reformation swept across Europe

 

Uh, even if you are athiest, we all know that you can't buy your way into heaven. wayyyyy not right. and how would they reach you to get your money back.....? I don't think it was a scheme, I think it was just a joke. a really insane joke if you ask me. why would anyone want to buy their way into heaven anyway? is it just for people who have already been damned to hell? hahah. I'd like to meet the person who created the damn thing. let's see how stupid they really are, if someone fell for it, realized it was all just made up, and got the kid arrested. yeah, I'd like to see an interview of that one. I'm not just rotfl right now, I'm hoping that the person eventually comes to his senses and figures out that obviously, he needs to be more creative >.>

 

Seriously guys... come on...it is a gag.. What a great way to tell some one you hate to "go to hell."

Oh wait you cant with that one... well then try this one out for size

http://www.spotinhell.com

 

Spot in hell?

lol just lol

 

lmao.... lmao...

 

You give some people more credit than they deserve. There was a whole era of people attempting to buy their way into Heaven as pointed out above. You are smart and can see through it and most if not all of us laugh at this because it is a grand joke, but it wouldn't surprise me at all if some people who go for the easy way out thought it was true. There are a lot of dumb people out there. =:) We can be thankful we aren't amongst them and laugh at this.

And the Hell one...hahaha.

 

Hmmm I always thought there was a shortage of chairs.

 

>>; lol.



Just to throw that out there.
Lulz, If you went to Hell and contacted them, they'd still honor they're agreement. Even though it's a joke.



@Heavenandhell; lol. Just... lol.

 

True. Very true. I wonder if anyone actually fell for this crap...

 

Okay guys seriously.. Religion in any form has been thrown at us for years and we have had to pay for it..

We are asked in church to donate to it..give time to volunteer for events and in general bend ourselves and our wallets in half to make sure we have this precious spot in heaven..

At least we are letting it go as a joke.. because at the end of the day that is what they are.. THEY ARE A GAG GIFT!!! Pure and simple..

http://www.spotinheaven.com
http://www.spotinhell.com

 

Yeah its a joke.

Who would really believe that the people who own this site are really priveledged with the ability to determine who can go to heaven or hell?

I mean yeah, they probably do make a couple "reservations" every now and again. Usually as a gag gift. Maybe 1 person believed it was real and pulled out his credit card.

 

that was one of the gayest thing i have seen so far today o___o
i feel sorry for the ******ed people that made that and i shun the people who actually got sucked into this con.

 

Wow... What a cheapskates. They are actually serious about that? Who would fall for that?

Man... that site is so stupid... They are even making a spin off?!?!?! ----> http://www.reserveaspotinhell.com/

 

I almost choked on my ice cream I was laughing so hard."But Don't worry, if you go to hell, we'll refund you're money,
​

BUT WAIT
only for 17 easy payments of $500.00!BUT WAIT!
E-Mail Us in the next 5 minutes and we'll reduce the price to 16 easy payments of $500.00!BUT WAIT!
Order now with you're credit card to recieve a certificate signed by Jesus himself!But Wait!
You must be 18 years or older to reserve you're spot!BUT WAIT!
If you're under 18 ask you're parents for permission!BUT WAIT!
If they say NO steal their credit card and reserve you're spot!BUT WAIT
If they don't have a credit card Rob a bank!But Wait!
If you don't have any transportation steal a bike!BUT WAIT!
If you can't do that then just lie about you're age!"

Those are my thoughts...​

 

I didnt notice that. In the same sentence they are offering you a spot in heaven, they are encouraging credit card fraud, armed robery, and lieing.

And the certificate signed by Jesus... its probably signed by a guy with the hispanic name "Jesus" (pronounced He-zues)

 

Lulz, it was a joke. It doesn't say that in reality.

(Does anyone else get the feeling that heavenandhell is just here to advertise...?)

 

You don't say? Aw hell, I just bought one too.