Rap battle (because flaming is overated)

Lets have a rap battle you mo fo's.

YO DAWGS DAT **** BE WHACK!
I CAN RAP CUZ I'M BLACK
OKAY ONLY PART BLACK
BUT YOU'RE MAD CUZ I'M BACK
on your mom

 

I WENT INTO THE STORE
I GOT A TASTY WHORE
I WANTED MORE
THEN FOUND OUT IT WAS YOUR MOM AND WAS SAD

Freestyle...

 

YO I AM BLACK CUZ I ROCK WITH YO MOM!
I AINT GOT TO SING TO BE A STAR
I SLEPT WITH YO MOM LAST NIGHT!
Word

 

masta of pupets

n pullen dem strangs

Yu be looking

at mah huge wang.

G-UNIT!

 

If this ever gets near flaming or innapropriate I'm closing it.

 

Chiil dawg we iz jus laxing in da hood.

What I mean is were not really flaming eachother.

 

I've been to hell and back
Scars swell on my back.
I spit bars, Ya'll spit repetative rap
I'ma street dude that decided to ryhme
With lines that will crack the discs between
Mind and your spine
Thats why I hold the mic like a 9
Thats why ya'll wanna bite my design

 

This makes me frown at life and all creation...

 

Fo shizzle.

 

sharp like an edge of a samurai sword
the mental blade cut through flesh and bone
though my mind's at peace, the world out of order
missing the inner heat, life gets colder
oh yes, I have to find my path
no less, walk on earth, water, and fire
the elements compose a magnum opus
my modus operandi is amalgam
steel packed tight in microchip
on my arm a sign of all-pro
the ultimate reward is honor, not awards
at odds with the times in wars with no lords

a freelancer,
a battle cry of a hawk make a dove fly and a tear dry
wonder why the lone wolf don't run with a klan
only trust instincts and be one with the plan

some days, some nights
some live, some die
in the way of the samurai
some fight, some bleed
sun up to sun down
the sons of a battlecry

some days, some nights
some live, some die
in the name of the samurai
some fight, some bleed
sun up to sun down
the sons of a battlecry

look, just the air around him
an aura surrounding the heir apparent
he might be a peasant but shine like grand royalty
he to the people and land, loyalty
we witness above all to hear this,
sea sickness in the ocean of wickedness
set sail to the sun set no second guessing
far east style with the spirit of wild west
the "quote-unquote" code stands the test of
time for the chosen ones to find the best of
noble minds that ever graced the face of
a hemisphere with no fear, fly over

the blue yonder
where the sky meets the sea
and eye meets no eye
and boy meets world
and became a man to serve the world to
save the day, the night, and the girl too

some days, some nights
some live, some die
in the way of the samurai
some fight, some bleed
sun up to sun down
the sons of a battlecry

some days, some nights
some live, some die
in the name of the samurai
some fight, some bleed
sun up to sun down
the sons of a battlecry
a battle cry

BIATCH

 

Aight dat waz tight.

all ding's considerd i cants be betta i must say!!!!

 

Cin is disqualified for totally ripping Samurai Champloo songs. P:

 

...I never said it was mine...D:

 

Teh name's ganstalicious
my rhymes so vicious
eatin mac 'n cheese all day
mmmmm delicious
:D

(Boondocks-"Thank you for not Snitchin")

 

Omg Hax! .

 

...who Are You!? Dx

 

Who meh? Jube.

 

Ah...well...

 

Rap battle, not picture battle.