Question Time Question Time with What?~

Pedantic or didactic?

Act now or sit on a cat?

Zeotakeru or Ergodyne?

Proximity indicator or lizard organs?

Tyrant lizard was a dinosaur but Ivan the Terrible was terrible to who?

Ivan the Awe Inspiring is also known as:
a)Vladamir Puritan
b)Eva Brown
c)Vladamir the Imperialist
d)Nathaniel Haw-flakes

17/27 compromise or half devil?

Are they looking for the rest of you?

If Powers are measured in the unit Watt was James Watt an angel?

Black, white or mauve?

Name you skin tone and heritage 8 generations back on either side.

Over, outer, upper, downer, inner, sideways, stop?

You name me?

Hint: There are right and wrong answers to some of these questions. Questions without right answers will be counted against you. You have answered correctly 2 of 17 questions and 1 of 3 questions with right answers. You need a score of at least 3 of 7 average to pass. It may not be possible to pass.

 

How strong is your love for me?

If I were to find two shoes what?

How many do I to?

Are there real people under my bed?

If so, which one of them is the child molester?

What happened here?​

 

Define "What?" as if it were a noun, but not as yourself or as the sentence and its definition or any meaning to do with the entire matter of language whatsoever, just as a separate entity altogether.

And what are your current thoughts and opinions on the ghosts of past monarchs?

 

Impressions on impressionism.

Impressions on me.

Why are the above two not questions?

What is the meaning of life?

Favorite color?

Favorite t.v. show?

Book?

If you had to conform your personality to a classical archetype used in books and movies, what would it be?

 

What is your opinion on the Copenhagen Interpretation?
Describe the String Theory.
Who was Bartolomeu Perestrello?
Describe Lupe Fiasco's most current album.

 

*deep breath*

Actually you know what no, that question is getting old.

 

Have you ever figured out quantum physics?

Is there a higher up religious figure that we will all one day answer to?

Will you give me a cure for asthma?

I owe you ;D

 

If you had a dollar for every dollar you didn't have, what would the state of Easter Island's economy be?

What is a Fzorgle?

What's the date?

What assumptions can you make about chainsaw combat?

Do you support burning or drowning witches?

Favourite element?

There is a zombie invasion. Look around your room. You may take five items in sight that you can carry. What do you take?

Most efficient way to kill two billion people within three months?

What anime do you recommend I watch?

Have you aware Elfen Lied has a manga?

How do I get to Narnia and back by the time dinner is ready?

For breakfast I put toast in a bowl and pour milk over it. Am I doing it right?

Favourite gladitorial weapon?

Favourite aspect of the Roman/Greek god Priapus/Priapos?

Heads or tails?

Your thoughts on me in a paragraph?

If you had a dollar for every dollar you didn't have, what would the state of Easter Island's economy be?

What is a Fzorgle?

What's the date?

What assumptions can you make about chainsaw combat?

Do you support burning or drowning witches?

Favourite element?

There is a zombie invasion. Look around your room. You may take five items in sight that you can carry. What do you take?

Most efficient way to kill two billion people within three months?

What anime do you recommend I watch?

Have you aware Elfen Lied has a manga?

How do I get to Narnia and back by the time dinner is ready?

For breakfast I put toast in a bowl and pour milk over it. Am I doing it right?

Favourite gladitorial weapon?

Favourite aspect of the Roman/Greek god Priapus/Priapos?

Heads or tails?

Your thoughts on me in a paragraph?

 

First impressions upon meeting me?

Your impressions as of now?

You can travel and meet any one historical figure. Who and why?

I stuck a fork in someone because they said they are done. Am I cool yet?

Why do men find breasts so erotic?

Do you know the Muffin Man?

Your opinions on /b/?

Which authority figure to you hold in higher regards around here?

When was the last time you actually played a Kingdom Hearts game?

 

Do you know Oyashiro-sama?

 

pie or cake?
chicken or steak?
world domination or world peace?
cats or dogs?
hamsters or ferrets?

 

Have you answered any questions seriously, if not, do you have any intention on answering any seriously and if so, did you answer this question seriously?

 

First Impression?
Current Impression?

Vladimir Lennon?

 

First Impression?
Current Impression?

Vladimir Lennon?

 

It would appear I may finally be able to finish these questions by the time I turn 37.

True religion requires its basis primarily on the faiths of the believers. Those whom do not believe are irrelevant to both the religion and for the religion to them.

Country? I am not quite sure what you refer to. I do, however, live in an igloo I appropriately named "Vladimir Lenin".

The Apprenticeship of Duddy Kravitz.

Dante. Using him I am able to confuse and mystify my friends as to why hell consists of circles and not simply the devil playing his fiddle in the middle of a large, barren expanse of red rock.

Louis XIV. Have you viewed his sort of dress style? I would be certain that with his sense of undergarment he would be the head executive for Victoria's Secret, whilst still retaining his fabulous glamour and style. He is also the state. Is there any other army besides the French that can state "We live inside our monarch"?

Napoleon II, as all he was able to achieve was a clear pathway to the restoration of the original French regime.

Aristophanes. I would enjoy myself a platter of Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphioparaomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon.

Under the wings of a bird. Although I never did believe John Keynes or Milton Friedman made for particularly interesting birds.

Subjective to the location in question. Personally I believe it was the tree.

Horribly, horribly pedantic.

I do hear canines make excellent seats.

Would I consider myself a corporate ploy?

Thermal detonator.

Those he was terrible with. Have you seen his table manners?

Vladimir Lennon.

Fiddlesticks, while a fiddle contest of course.

Oh, it would appear I left three-quarters of myself in the abattoir again.

It was never explicitly stated that Powers were angels. If power was an angel then I could not imagine what a demon would be.

Maroon.

Green. Gliese 581 c.

Thank you for informing me of the next major Mario video game.

I name you.

Answer to your hint: I can guarantee you I shall receive negative marks for being an absolute idiot.

Minimalism
Dadaism + Minimalism

America, I would indeed appreciate it if you would cease your trolling.

I turned thirteen when Rodinia still existed.

It was aboot time you familiarized yourself with our lingo.

I appreciate a glass of alcoholic maple syrup to drench my moose with. A note of warning, never invite a drunk moose to your home. He shall swindle you of all of your bottle caps.

I once wished to speak ᐃᓄᒃᑎᑐᑦ.

I am not a constant listener of rock music.

As strong as Alexander the Great's narcissism.

Your socks appear to be mismatched.

What you would complete for it to.

Abiotic clumps of lint and dust are people too!

Would I frighten you if I stated that the Spam Zone was hiding beneath your bed currently?

Have you not seen the skin? We have turned into the society in The Giver.

Modernism
Romanesque

What? - (n.) Garbage fish tuna spaghetti pie with mozzarella shoe hats

Mary I still refuses to get to bed.

Expressionism is superior.

German expressionism
Fauvism

You are attempting to create a third question revealing the fact that the above two statements are in fact not questions.

There is supposed to be a meaning?

Eco-friendly

The Very Hungry Caterpillar.

The bumbling idiot who dies in the beginning and has no explainable personality whatsoever.

I would wonder what interpreting wave mechanics would be akin to whilst surfing.

The theory that a few of my friends constantly wish to state and cite in Science class in an attempt to appear very intelligent.

I am on to your tricks, sir. I have been to Madeira.

Have yet to listen.

Why would we appear not to?

Are you also questioning the sky? I am glad to see it is not simply myself. Although, I would indeed enjoy learning your language as to how "'dat" linguistically translates into "sky". I am assuming your language is that of an Khoisian descent?

Dadaism
Futurism

Somewhat.

Yes. That is, if spdude ever returns my phone calls.

I shall attempt.

Would still consist of a handful of rock-based heads stuck in the ground.

Would my brain permit to learn so?

I do not remember. The Gregorian Calendar must be inaccurate by this time.

If it were to take place in Texas we would have a sudden wave of Leatherface merchandise.

Letting them terrorize the townsfolk.

Ununoctium.

- My sanity
- A toolbox of four other useless items.

Ask them to watch the current Disney channel.

Nothing. I am most likely sure you have already watched more than I ever may.

Indeed. I almost gouged out my eyes in horror before realizing this was all in fact very interesting.

I am sorry, we sold the wardrobe a few weeks ago.

Yes. You are conforming to the norm of society, however.

The brutal thrill enacted by such battles.

His protection of livestock, of course. There is certainly no other applicable qualities of him.

The thin side of the coin.

Wild PIKA appeared! Wild PIKA used RAPID QUESTIONING! It's super effective! WHAT? used ANSWER QUESTIONS! It's super effective! Wild PIKA used RAPID QUESTIONING! It's super effective! WHAT? used ANSWER QUESTIONS! It's super effective! Wild PIKA fled! Constitutes as paragraph Constitutes as paragraph Constitutes as paragraph Constitutes as paragraph Constitutes as paragraph.






Not to worry others, I shall answer the rest of your questions when we shall continue this press conference tomorrow when I am not forced to get to sleep due to a test.

 

What is your opinion on the expression of impressions?

You are in a deadlock duel with Ivan the Terrible. Standing in front of you two is a table with a gun and a paper airplane. You are forced to take the paper airplane. Describe your plan for victory.

What was your opinion of KHV upon first arriving here?

If you could establish a hegemony over any five countries, which would it be and why?

 

Honest assessment of yourself and your personality?

 

I'll be cliche and ask impressions question :B

Also, what was the last thing you ate?

What is your favourite season?

Do you like avocado?

 

if a cat falls in the woods and no one is there to see it does it moo?
which came first the rat or the sub-atomic particle?
who would win in a game of chess chuck norris or jackie chan
when will pigs fly?
is it possible to lick your elbow?
why am i asking you so many random questions?
is it sanitary to eat your cat after it is dipped in toxic waste?

 

Impression questions.

How do you feel about the Winter Olympics?
Average daily temperature?