Question Time Question Time with P~

Impressions? Don't have to hold back your feelings here, I promise I won't cry

TABERNAC?

Could you please help me figure out some arguements as to why Voxli should be closed?

 

What position do you see yourself in later in life? What are your expectations?

Similarly, what position do you see me in? Any ideas?

Which five people have influenced you the most, living or dead? In what ways have they changed you?

What is your most vivid dream? Describe it thoroughly.

 

Impressions?

Which three members do you think would be very powerful Puella Magi?

Which three members would you not make a contract with?

Why are you 90% dead, 10% awesome?

 

If you were stranded on a island in the South Pacific Ocean with only a monocle and computer, what would you do?

Llave lamps are pretty epic right?

I am assuming that you probably have very little recollection of myself, if at all, but I'll ask anyway for impressions?

We're both into making contracts at the moment, so what happens if I become a hell-cat-thing's butler?

 

Impressions?
Pikachus?
Y u no finish your Sburb profile yet?

 

Why hello there my dear~

Impressions?

Why do we not talk more(ignoring time differences)?

Can you teach me to fly?

Where are you?

Would you ever consider funding my stalking agency?

Tea or coffee?

Favourite biscuit?

I love you.
<3

 

OH FUCK YOU FINALLY GOT IT

STOP REFERENCING ME GOD DAMN
and I still say it's law, not lawr for fuck's sake


...anyway.
Impressions? (lol like I really don't know)
When will you finally come out of the closet?
Lube: y/n?
**** or oral?
y u do this?

...I'll think of more soon :/8D:

 

How did the "NAKED" shenanigans start? Why do you flinch at the word? Back in the day when I frequented Voxli I used and abused the term plenty of times myself, unaware of its origin. It confuses me still.

Five members you would like to get to know, or speak to more often? And I set the number arbitrarily, five, ten, fifteen, makes not a difference.

Did you ever check into The Talented Mr. Ripley? The book series, more specifically. I am doubting. With your whorrible memory, do you remember what it is even? :smile:

Your favorite fictional character as a child? I am hoping on your spilling something embarrassing, perhaps a character of whom you would rather us not know of; as with Makaze, and his long forgotten love for Sephiroth and... Gaara. Many a year ago. Yeah. From anime, manga, novels, tv, various miscellaneous items...

Do you listen to DeadballP still? Wash my blood of agony... Proof of my virginity...*



*Ring a bell? You did show me to it, after all. Or are you so fickle that such past favorites pass you by.

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Woah woah woah. I like you and all, but I just don't feel confortable with this level of intimacy just yet. Can't we go out to a movie first, perhaps eat dinner together, that sort of thing? I'm not the sort of 'chu to just let you ride my wagon like that.

Then: Intelligent, serious guy
Now: Sensible. You kept the same name, after all, which was a very good choice. I have vague impressions of you doing something or other to make me think of you as pushy. Not sure what. Tell me if you remember.

A motorboat piled high with explosives and petrol, driven straight into the Eiffel Tower. 9/11 2.0, here we come. They'll never see it coming. After all, they've prepared against attacks from the sky, but they haven't got protection from the sea! I will be the second Osama! (Only less dead)

Books are fun, especially if you strike someone with the spine in the correct way. Thin ones can act like canes in terms of damage, more so if you hit the knuckles. I've also always wanted to kill someone with a leg of lamb, thanks to a certain Roald Dahl story.

HELLO FUCKASS. YOU HAVE REACHED THE P-CAN-HONESTLY-NOT-BE-FUCKED-ANSWERING-YOUR-POORLY-THOUGHT-OUT-QUESTION-THAT-YOU-CLEARLY-MADE-WITHOUT-SO-MUCH-AS-A-BRIEF-READ-OVER-THE-OTHER-ASKED-QUESTIONS HOTLINE. I WANT YOU TO SIT DOWN AND CONSIDER A FEW THINGS.

FIRSTLY, WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WASTE MY VALUABLE TIME ANSWERING THE SAME ****** QUESTION -TWICE-? ONCE WAS BAD ENOUGH, AND NOW YOU WANT ME TO DO IT AGAIN BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE EYESIGHT AND ATTENTION SPAN OF A BLIND MIDGIT ON CRACK? YEAH I DON'T THINK SO PAL.

THE SECOND THING I WANT YOU TO CONSIDER IS THE VERY CHARITABLE PROSPECT OF INGESTING AN EGREGIOUS AMOUNT OF ANTIFREEZE. CHARITABLE TO THE REST OF THE WORLD, I MEAN. HELL, YOUR LOCAL MECHANIC WILL APPRECIATE THE BUSINESS. IT'D BE A SERVICE TO THE ECONOMY AND THE WORLD. THE BEST THING FOR YOU TO DO WITH YOUR SHITTY-ASS LIFE.

Luxord, because that dude's loaded. We'd have a Kardashian wedding, then divorce a few weeks later, with me taking a hefty amount of his fortune. (And his graphics card.)

Nice name; you've kept it close enough to the original that I recognise you. I think.

Anyway, I don't remember my first impressions, but you're one of those members that I think would be fairly fun to talk to, but I never got around to it.

Mostly because there's not -too- much going on ATM. If I want to socialise with people, I can always check out Voxli. If there's an incredibly interesting thread, it usually comes up there too. MSN also makes sure that I can talk to people easily, and get notified of anything interesting happening here. (For example, Makaze kindly told me that I had a QT thread up.)

Feel free to add me on MSN, by the way. Drop me a message, and I'll talk until something more interesting happens or 4am hits.

Voxli lags my computer. Skype lags my computer. Voxli has KHV members having conversations a great deal of the time. Skype, AFAIK, does not have a universal KHV conversation. (BTW, someone should totally make that if it doesn't exist. If it does, you should totally invite me and shiz.)

1. Heinlein
2. David
3. Vientiesis
4. Kimchuras
5. NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNI

Cows have meat; I have meat. It is fully acceptable for me to put a cow's meat inside of me, so why can't I put my meat inside a cow???

Double standards everywhere, I tell you.

We occasionally usually disagree on things, and sometimes you can definitely be an ass, but overall, I like you. Sometimes the whole super-secret thing gets on my nerves, and you often take trolling past the point of being just humourous, and into the category of actual malice. Even so, I quite like your controversial opinions, because even though they're trolly in nature, you're not impossible to have a (relatively) reasonable discussion with. I also greatly enjoy those rare moments where our views coincide.

Also, Death Note game was <3

I still try to read that backwards or as an anagram. that ending of 'ac' screams 'please read me backwards.

Canrebat. Hm. Still looks odd.

1. It's corrupting the reds, the future of KHV staff.
2. It's P's exclusively exclusive nightclub for exclusivity. Only his friends are allowed in, and anyone he doesn't like is ritually sacrificed.
3. It is unofficially known as the KHV porn section. Ace is in charge of the Yuri, Sforzato deals with the Futa, GS sorts out the hentai from the regular porn, Kelly is responsible for the Yaoi, I organise regular readings of erotic fanfiction, we hold regular sex games and every night, at midnight, under the guidance of Midnight Star, those in the know gather to share CP.
4. All the reds use it as their one-stop fun-shop place for all their Staff-shipping needs.
5. It's the centrepiece of the anti-staff rebellion that will eventually overthrow KHV, and the source of all drama on here. Shadowjak's banning? Voxli. Animals Rule? That was us. The era of the spambots? The results of our plotting. 9/11, the Holocaust and the assassination of Obama? 100% according to plan.

Well, we haven't done the last one yet. But it'll happen. Because on top of being responsible for the decapitation of several million children, we are also members of the Ku Klux Klan, and are intolerant, racist bigots.

Even Plums and GS.

Dead, probably in an accident of some description. Alternatively, I'll get to the age of 30-40 and realise I wasted my life.

I see you causing someone grievous bodily harm and ending up being labeled a sociopath and chucked in jail.

This is very difficult. I'll probably say my mother, because my attempts to escape her influence have led to my strong interest in the internet, which cannot be monitored.

I'll also put down Anonymous. Despite the nature of it being trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls, beyond all the memes and the raging and the porn, there's a great deal to be learned from humanity unrepressed by societal expectations. It's only a certain degree of the population so far, but I find the idea of the Anonymous person, a man whose identity is concealed, so he say as he wishes, to be fascinating, and the viewpoints of Anonymous, both as the *chan term, and the general, have influenced my own views.

Then there's the creator of the visual novel I love to reference so much, Ryuukishi07. While EP8 was a mess and for the most part, a waste, the rest of the series was very interesting, and helped shape my views on reality and morality.

I don't really remember my dreams too well, and I don't really make too much of an effort. Indeed, in many cases, I make an effort to forget. From what I do remember though, they transition erratically.

/clumsilydodgedquestionisdodged

I keep thinking you're a girl. I am very sorry. It is quite impolite of me, and I must stop doing so. Also, I think it was you who showed me that Phoenix Wright video, so I love you forever.

Makaze, DPwolf and Tikem.

Makaze, DPwolf and Tikem.

(Well, maybe Makaze, for lulz.)

Because for the 90% of the time I'm dead, I'm dead, but when I am not dead, namely, the other 10%, I am awesome. I didn't think it was too difficult to understand.

I'd be one up on where I am now, as I currently do not have a monocle. So the first thing I would do would be to put on the monocle and resume my current activity, namely, answering questions.

Is that a lamp made out of skin flayed from Llave's face? That could be pretty cool, I suppose. Press the nose to turn the light off and on, etc.

No recollection at all at present.

Admittedly, I am typing this while disconnected from the internet, into a text document, so I am unable to look up any history of yours, so I only have your name to go on, and I'm getting nothing. I would give you a video of cats doing humourous things, but again, I am disconnected from the internet, so I cannot.

Can you just imagine the cat video? Even better, search 'funny cat video' on YouTube. For bonus points, add 'bathtub' as a keyword. Also, tell me what result you get, please.

Well I'd draw up two contracts: a contract for your butlerness and a contract for your Magicaness. The magica one would improve your body and give you magical abilities in return for cutting your life short, at which point your soul would be harvested, and the butler one would give you a great deal of money to be spent later on in your life, in return for servitude to me.

So you'd be given magic in return for shorter life, then be contracted to use said magic for me in return for cash to spend in your later life.

QB wins. Always.

On one hand, I get the impression that I know you and that we're friends. On the other hand, the only real interaction we've had has been the Death Note game. On the other hand, the Death Note game was pretty fun, although somehow 'Fearless is Kira' turned into a meme, so that didn't go so well for you.

Oh, and you like Yugioh and have a wig shaped like a Kuriboh.

All of the pikachus. All of them.

At this point, I would post a picture of my gratuitously large collection of Pikachu, but I reiterate, I have no internet, so that's a no-go. Oh well. Have a monocle face instead.

O________Q

Because I have no internet connection, smartass. We've been over this before. Just in the previous question, as a matter of fact. You really need to touch up on your reading comprehension. I mean jegus you are just plain stupid.

(I have the write-up pretty much done, but I dread opening Photoshop to make my sprite, because I know I have no artistic ability what-so-ever.)

Hello, you.

I'd really like to be able to brush you off as yet another one of those people I have seen around but never actually talked to, but the irritating thing is that I -have- talked to you on occasion, so I can't use that excuse. Dammit Daxa. You're making this difficult for me. :<

From what I do know, you strike me as a cheerful, positively-minded individual who is not particularly serious. I can't see you running into a burning building to save someone, but I can see you picking up an infant while hurrying to escape the blaze yourself. I'm not entirely sure what that means, but there you have it.

Well, time differences are a fairly big part. I don't think I see you active on MSN too often, either. When I see you in Voxli, there's usually a fairly big crowd there, because it's the middle of the day, so we do not really get to have a proper conversation. On KHV, I don't tend to hold long conversations with people much. Either I get their MSN or get them on Voxli, and talk to them there. VM conversations tend to die, and threads move quickly, especially LP2P.

I don't dislike you, and I don't find you unthinkably boring, so it's more just circumstance, I think.

No, but I can teach you to fall with style.*


*NOTE: Depending on height of said fall, the number of lessons may be constricted to one.

Sitting in a slightly broken swivel chair at my desk, typing on my slightly broken laptop, into a text file with all these questions, because my internet has died. This is all occurring at 12:40AM.

Depends on who you're stalking, on how much it costs, and whether I see the results of said stalking.

Tea, if it's crappy instant coffee. I will, however, choose coffee if it is expresso. I am currently very fond of adding vanilla shots to lattes. It adds a necessary sweetness, while avoiding the problem of sugar clumping at the bottom. The downside is that it can be very overpowering, so much that it can become just warm milk and vanilla flavouring. I am looking into solving this by doubling the shot of coffee. It works to an extent.

I'm also fond of short blacks. A well done short black shot is just stunning, but it's so easy to screw up, as there is no milk to dilute the taste of the coffee; if you screw up, you're gonna taste the full extent of the over/underextracted shot, and a badly pulled shot is just plain awful. Ordering a short black is a bit of a gamble, so I like to stick to lattes, or even moccachinos.

Difficult to say, as I'm not a huge biscuit fan. I much prefer crackers, you see. I suppose I am rather fond of Squiggles. They were great. Admittedly, I only say that because I recall absolutely loving them at kindergarten.

Oh my, this is rather sudden. I'm not sure if I'm fully prepared for this sort of thing oh who am I kidding TAKE ME NOW

Yes. It has taken a while. I'm still ahead of you, though.

Come now, only -one- of those was necessarily a reference to you. For all you know, I could have -thousands- of unusual girls messaging me. I could be a virtual pimp, a thousand females between my finger and thumb, a swollen pimple just waiting to be burst by the pimp and I forgot where this metaphor was going so let's move on.

Agreed.

I don't really think we've talked enough for me to give a valid opinion. Sure, we've had the odd chat on MSN, and we played pokemon a bit, but we haven't really discussed enough. I mean, I suppose I could try to draw an opinion from the few times I've seen you post on KHV, but there's just not enough there, and I'm left grasping at straws. It's a tad frustrating, really. Maybe we'll get to know each other a bit more in future?

I did a while ago, because there were a bunch of heavy things above my head, and I'm in an earthquake-prone area. Now my drawers are in the closet, and my bed is in the middle of the room.

Yes. Alongside a balloon, a cucumber and an air pump, it makes for one of the best things to surreptitiously place into pensioners' shopping baskets.

Why choose?

A2M never stopped being a thing or anything.

Because I reuse the same pair of socks for multiple days in a row, as I find finding a matching pair to be ridiculously arduous.

Nothing too 102805. We don't want that happening again, now do we?

IIRC, it was you or Kyla who started it. Somehow you ended up saying it just as I returned from AFKing, at which point you decided it was my mating cry, and from then on you and numerous others used it to summon me. It got to the point where I changed my MSN settings, so that I get notifications whenever someone says that word in a group conversation.

You
Styx
Heinlein
Clawtooth
Zter
DPwolf
Soku
PeaceandWar
FuzzyBlueLights
Sforzato
Dalk
Jube
Everyone on here who I've said that I need to know better (HINT: ADD ME ON MSN)

I remember it. I have the movie sitting on my hard drive, unwatched. I will check it out as soon as I get through this list of books my teacher has set for me over the holidays. I will get through them as soon as I sort out this tomfoolery with my library card. By the time I have sorted out said tomfoolery, I will have forgotten all about it.

Would you be so kind as to remind me? You may need to readd me on MSN to do so. :33

Well, there's the obvious one. Then there's also Shadow the Hedgehog and Windwaker Ganon. If you want to go further back, I was very fond of a certain novelist by the name of Jeremy Strong, and his engaging stories, such as Lightning Lucy and There's a Viking in my Wardrobe. My first anime was Flint the Time Detective, which I thought was pretty cool. I was really young at the time, though. I was also very fond of Teletubbies, until one day, while watching an episode in which someone got a ball stuck in a tree, I decided, "No, wait, this is boring."

But of course. I have, naturally, found other music, and I listen to newer stuff more often than the older, but occasionally I will still listen to Deadball P, and provided I have enough storage space, he'll more often than not be on my MP3 player.


Now I'm stuck with this completed post, and no way of posting it. Wonderful. Simply splendid. Let's see if I can fiddle with the internet without waking anyone up.

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Oh, I can. Sweet. Now let's see how many new questions got asked.

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No new questions. B|

Grumpy P is grumpy.

 

Hmm... Possibly because of my strong opinions. If I think something is wrong, and that I (think I) have a better suggestion, I am quite forward and pushy about it. I (obviously) think my opinions are right, thus possibly making me seem pushy when I want to see them taken up and executed.

That's what I think you may be referring to.

 

I'm just going to ask questions, to piss you off.

Favorite shipping? I personally like PxHeinlien myself.

Do you still have the collection of drawn cat's on your wall?

Impressions?

When is Voxli having a porn night? :c

Can I have a yaoi night also?

Can I become a Puella Magi ?

k, I'm done for now.

 

Motherfucking monocle?

Should we continue that MegXKelly fic we were writing?

We're so going to burn in hell if we do, aren't we?

What is your theme song?

Favorite album from the Homestuck Music Team. I'm so not trying to narrow down your musical tastes. Nope. Most definitely not >_>

I'm thinking of changing my name "G-Something Smarmadon/Smarmasaur". Got any suggestions for what the G will stand for?

Slice up some cow tits and make me a sandwich?

I hear small bombs were responsible for everything. Is this true?

Problem, P?

 

Hmm. That'd be it, yeah. Even so, I'm similar, so I would remember if we had any direct disagreements, so I probably just saw you and someone else arguing or something.

Alas, the days where QT was a barrage of fifty-question posts are long gone. I do miss them so, as they were incredibly good fun.

I'd quite like to get to know Heinlein a bit. Despite his flaws, he'd be an interesting person to commune with.

Yes, despite the odd looks I get from friends and the requests of my family to remove them. Apparently the sellotape damages the wallpaper or something. I'm honestly baffled by this train of thought, as my walls are painted a rather charming pale yellow colour. I think the kids these days are calling it 'cream'.

Your name is awful. I hate it so much. It's so bad, I can't even build up a proper rage. It has no relevance what-so-ever. It makes me want to curl up in a corner, listen to emo music and use gratuitous amounts of eyeliner.

Silly Kelly. I already discussed Voxli's future plans in detail in response to Chris' question.

Funnily enough, I also discussed this.

Only if you can make the wish without using the letter 'e'.

Does that mean for this QT, or this batch of questions, I wonder I wonder?

Mother

Fucking

Monocles

O___Q

Definitely. Then we should post it in the Creativity Corner. Then the Llave Lamp can cremate my account.

GS, we're already far, far beyond that point. I'm sorry, but we're doomed. O_Q

Not entirely sure. It needs to be suitably obnoxious. I'm thinking either Davesprite's theme, Vriska's theme or this.

At present I am rather fond of mobius trip and Hadron Kaleido, but that is prone to change.

Gratuitous, gangreen, gangly, godly, ghastly, gay.

Do cows even have tits?

If you shout "LALALAI'MNOTLISTENING" loud enough, anything's true.

Sadly, I'm serious.

What? Me bitter about EP8? Not at all.

Not.

At.

All.

B|

 

1. Impressions? (You might barely know me, but oh well.)

2. How do I make sandvich?

3. Favourite gaming console?

4. Mudkips?

 

I can hardly think of anything to ask you, P...

~Impression?
~So i herd u liek pi-ke-chuuu?
~Strawberries or Cherries?
~Kookookachu Mrs. Robinson?
~Thought of the relationship between Makaze, LARiA, and I?

 

If you have no internet connection, then how are you on KHV?
You do know there's sprite resources posted in the ooc thread, right? Everyone so far has already used them, even me.

 

Keyblade Spirit here, with some very important questions for my hero.
Impressions, preferably in the form of a haiku?
Your reaction if I were to call you egregious?

 

If it eases you in the slightest, Harold, I'll have you know that I never once removed you from MSN. I haven't. I just haven't been using MSN, have switched to ICQ for seemingly good. You are one of the very few I haven't deleted-- along with Sforzato, Sforzato, if you are here now and reading this please don't think I have deleted you for the third time. I am just, very, very inactive. I can begin to sign in more if you want me to? Make it routine.​

 

You said that to me, and you still don't!

You don't love me. ;~;

 

Gah. I should, I should, but if I did so it would be to oblige. And I knew you would make comment on that.​