Question Time Question Time with P~

Though he seems to have gone from a Pikachu to a contract-making-hell-cat-thing, P has always been here in some form or another. Here's your chance to harass him, kids.

Now as always, before we begin I have some rules for you guys - but if you notice, the question cap has been moved up to ten, as Prems tend to be more active:

1 - Keep it within the rules of the forum, nothing over PG-13. It's still on KHV.

2 - The person in the spotlight does NOT have to answer all the questions.

3 - The person in the spotlight will have to answer the question on a regular basis, daily would be preferred, so dedication will be needed.

4 - You must be nominated in order to be in the spotlight.

5 - Don't start an argument with the person getting questioned. Keep it clean and don't use it as an attempt to flame the person.

6 - Don't ask too many questions. Give the person some time to answer, and let others have a chance to ask. Maximum amount of questions asked to the person in the spotlight by one member is 10, and no more than 50 questions can be put forth at one time. Once that member has answered you may ask more. If you ask more than ten questions at once your post will be edited, and if you continue to do so you may be taken off the list for the following week's vote.

Ask on.

 

1. Original impressions?
2. Current impressions?
3. Favorite things? (Color, food, etc.)

 

What's your favorite color?

Is it true that you say 'fish and chips' in a weird way?

How do you feel about being my therapist?

Do you find it weird when I leave you messages?

How do you feel about possibly having the voice of Jake?

 

What did you think of me on first meeting, and what do you think of me now? Or impressions, if you are not bent on trolling.

If you were to make a contract to become a Puella Magi, what would your wish be?

If you could get any active member other than yourself on QT, who would it be and why?

Are you happy?

 

Impressions?

Be part of Madoka Magica as a magical girl or be stuck in Umineko (as not Battler and/or Beatrice)?

Favorite song and why?

hussie y u no update

 

Sup ?

 

Impressions?

Favorite anime/manga?

Favorite country?

Favorite member?

Favorite Staff member?

 

Impressions?

Favorite book?

Favorite band/artist?

If you could have one superpower, what would it be?

Saya or Erika?

Why isn't your text red? You are right all of the time, aren't you? OF COURSE NOT

Got any plans to get us that porn section? /obligatorypornsectionreference

 

Impressions?

L Lawliet, Batman, Sherlock Holmes. Who's the better detective?

Light Yagami, Joker, Moriarty. Who's the better enemy?

Lilbueno, Bushy Brow, Machina. Who's the manlier man?

Does Pikachu need another evolution?

 

Impressions? (Because everyone else is doing it)

Cake or Death?

Is this as or more exicting then attacking a bear with knife?

What do you do eveyday?

Now that Apple has created an iphone app that can anwer questions with voice command, is there any point to the existance of these threads anymore?

What the hell am I looking at, when does this happen in the movie?

What happen to then?

When?

 

Impressions?
Will you troll us all like What did?
Waffles or pancakes?
Contract?
Why P?
Why are your fonts so small? (Most of the time anyways)

 

Original impressions?
Current impressions?
Do you agree that QB is a kawaii desu?
What would your wish be if you became a Puella Magi?
CEASE REPRODUCTION?

 

Gonna ask that further questions be held until P gets a chance to answer these.

 

"lolwut this guy's been around since 2007, but I've only noticed him now? Anywho, I quite like him."

Who's this gu– OH RIGHT IT'S AMAURY

I favour all colours in certain situations. Red is the colour of the red truth, so I am fond of it. Orange is associated with Pikachu, and contrasts amazingly with purple. Yellow is nice, provided it's not sickly-bright. Likewise with green, because sickly-green is disgusting. Blue is the blue truth, and overall, a rather fun colour to work with. Indigo is way too close to violet, and I honestly don't know the difference. Suffice to say that they have their place too.

My favourite food would have to be lemon sorbet. Sweet, but sour too, and rich, but refreshing enough so that one can never tire of it. Or maybe that's just what I feel like now?

My favourite way of saying 'etc' would probably be 'various', or 'miscellaneous'. For bonus points, I'll use them both in the same sentence. "Various miscellaneous items..."

Funnily enough, my opinion has not changed from the few lines ago, where I answered the same question for Amaury. However, to expand on that answer, while I appreciate most colours, I tend to favour darker over lighter shades.

Not as such, but I have gotten into long and embittered arguments over the correct pronunciation of 'law'.

What do you think this is, Soviet Russia?! -I-, the -therapist-, ask -you-, the -therepee- how -you're- feeling, not the other way around.

Not really. Strange girls from the internet often leave me messa– I mean wat

I think it is a tad unfortunate, as Jake does not have the GIFT OF GAB ACHIEVEMENT BADGE sewn on his KIDDIE CAMPER HANDYSASH, so he is unable to talk at all!

I do not recall what I thought of you upon our first meeting; indeed, I do not remember our first meeting at all. My memory is kinda whorrible like that. I get the impression though that my view of you has not changed significantly since that first meeting.

My impressions of you now are that you are similar to me, in a sense. You tend to be argumentative, but you aren't bad at debating or arguing. Often, I'd go to make a point, and find that you'd already made it in the same fashion that I would have myself.

Your one flaw, I believe, is that you lack the life experiences to reinforce your extremist views, and thus sometimes come across as merely a rebellious teenager.

Godhood. I could work with it from there. I suppose that's cheating, though. As a replacement, I'd wish for the ability to initiate a Groundhog Day-esque loop for any period of time I choose.

Absol, because she keeps missing the non-prem rounds, and I imagine it'd be a relatively humourous round. (But not in the incest-relative way. Or maybe in the incest-relative way. I wouldn't rule it out.)

B|

Then: Wow, she has a pretty cool name.
Now: WHO'S THIS ******BAG?

If Magica: I become a girl and wish for godhood.
If Umineko: I become a Voyager/Creator Witch and get godhood.

I have this whole godhood thing planned out for pretty much any occasion. Not sure what I'll do with it, but I'm sure I'll find a use. Or die of boredom

Difficult to pick just one. I'd be tempted to say Uninstall by Chiaki Ishikawa. That said, I'm fickle when it comes to favourites. It's often whatever I'm currently listening to. In that case, it'd be Kill the Lights, because of that video. Sadstuck is compelling, no?

It's a flash. Gotta be a flash.

Shit dude, I don't know. I want to say something real witty and the like, but the best thing my dunkass brain can come up with right now is "the sky", and that joke was thirty years past being funny back in first grade when no one even understood it because first graders are a bunch of ******s and I don't honestly have a clue what I'm on about so let's just make an agreement for you to stop reading here and me to stop typing here, to save us any more potential embarrassing awkwardness from this clusterfuck of a one sided conversational monologue. Okay? Okay. Glad we got that shit sorted out, otherwise things could have gotten really awkward and weird and stuff.

Then: Typical noob with a ridiculously generic username.
Now: She goes on Voxli a bit and actually uses a mic, so even though I haven't really ever had a conversation with her, which I should get around to doing at some point, she can't be too bad.

Whatever I'm currently reading, usually. Unless what I'm reading is shit. In that case, it's Bokurano, which you should totally read. Just keep a box of tissues handy. Noitsnotahentaiwhatareyouthinkingthosetissuesareforyoureye

So far I've only really lived in New Zealand, so I guess NZ is a pretty cool place and stuff. Japan's also sounds like it's a pretty boss place to live though, what with the whole we-have-a-decent-culture thing going on.

A superiority complex larger than a clinically obese American forces me to answer with myself.

If we're including past ones, it'd probably be CtR. If not, it'll go to Jayn. Even though she's ridiculously slack with RP Idol and uses colours that look awful on my pink skin, she is amazing at truth or dare, so everything is forgiven.

Then: You were just another one of those members who sit in the background being staples, without actually having talked to you.
Now: I cannot decide whether you're serious or silly. I have a strong impression of you as serious, but the only conversations I remember of you are silly, and gah stop screwing with my head please.

In terms of entertainment, books have taken a backseat to manga, anime and visual novels, so I don't have a favourite for entertainment. For essay writing and analysis, I guess I'll go with Lolita, even though I found it to be a rather boring read, because it's hip and edgy to like Lolita, and it was particularly entertaining to rip the guts out of for an essay on the nature of love.

Most people see this question as a chance to elaborate on their musical preferences. Not I. I view it as a challenge to give myself as much leeway as possible. As such, I'm going to say the Homestuck Music Team, so I get everything from Tensei's STRIFE to the Midnight Crew's smooth jazz. No, this isn't cheating. Why do you ask?

Godhood. Failing that, the ability to grant wishes–specifically, my own, so I can wish to ascend to godhood. Failing that, I'll go for some nice time manip abilities, or a respawner.

Erika. Saya isn't human, so she gets a Freudian Excuse. Erika, on the other hand, is 100% (intellectual) rapist. <33333333

Of course I am. But where's the fun in playing the game that way? It's like using roofies. Sure, you get the girl every time, but there's no challenge to it. Masking tape and a heavy bat are far more entertaining

The porn section is not a place that you or I need on KHV. I initially thought it was, but I was mistaken. You see, the porn section is much like a dead relative, or a pacemaker; it doesn't exist outside, and it's not something we can see, but your heart, they continue to live on. The end point of this road isn't to find the porn section in KHV; it is to find the porn section in yourself. Only then can you truly be free.

Then: I DON'T KNOW
Now: SOME ******FUCK WHO EXPECTS ME TO GO AND LOOK ON HIS SHITTY USERNAME HISTORY TO FIND OUT WHO THE FUCK HE IS. THANK JEGUS THEY ADDED THAT FEATURE. NOW INSTEAD OF FLOUNDERING ABOUT WONDERING WHO THE FUCK SOME GUY IS, I CAN ACTUALLY FIND OUT WITHOUT GOING ON A WILD GOOSE CHASE LONGER THAN A SNAKE'S UTERUS. (DO SNAKES EVEN HAVE UTERUSES? IS THAT EVEN THE CORRECT WAY TO PLURALISE IT? UTERUSES? UTERI? THE FUCK IF I KNOW. THIS IS THE SORT OF SHIT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH IN MY LIFE BECAUSE OF YOU.

NOW I'VE GONE AND FORGOTTEN THE CLOSING PARENTHESIS. THANKS A LOT, DOUCHEBAG.


Oh, you're Lilbueno. Yeah, you're pretty cool. I think I recall being vaguely told about something terrible you did by someone, but I can't remember who or what or anything, so unless you go and eat a cat or something in front of me, we're cool.

Well LADIES minus A, Batman wears underwear on the outside of his clothes, and Holmes has an amazing tweed jacket and an enchanted, talking magnifying glass. (Or at least, he does in my imagination.) So it's a bit of a no contest, no?

Well 'better' is like 'good', but better, and Light only killed bad people, so I guess it has to be Light, no? Hell, it's in his name. LIGHT Yagami. It's like how you've never heard of a protagonist called DOCTOR DOOMBRINGER McFUCKYOUUP. Bad people just do not get the name 'Light'. Period. (Or Full Stop, depending on how British you feel.)

Well I get the vague impression that Machina is Arch, but because I REFUSE TO JUMP THROUGH ANY MORE NAME SHENANIGAN HOOPS, I'm going to disqualify him on the spot. Then it comes down to a contest between you and Bushy Brow. Now, the word 'Bushy' just -screams- manliness. Seriously, it gets up, rips a new earhole in the side of your skull and hollers, "I HAVE MORE MANLY HAIR THAN YOU". On the other hand, the diminutive 'lil' in your name sits in a corner and whispers, "My penis is measured in millimetres…" ON THE OTHER HAND, it could be whispering that -ironically-. In that case, your MANGRIT skyrockets with ironic justice, and the bushyness of Bushybrow instead starts to look like he's overcompensating, which is more pathetic than those kids in cartoons and mangas with superpowers who get bullied in school because they have the ability to incinerate everything within a 500 mile radius. You just sit there yelling at the screen (or paper, if you're reading manga, and actually bought it), "STOP MOPING IN THE BATHROOMS ABOUT HOW ****** YOUR LIFE IS. JUST GET OUT THERE AND MAKE BARBECUED BULLY ASS." Of course, they never do end up doing it, which is incredibly unmanly. We're tallking unman levels of a woman made from the rib of a woman made from the rib of a woman made from the rib of Eve, who for some reason instead of being made from the rib of Adam got made from the rib of an earthworm. Earthworms don't even -have- ribs. That's how pathetic it is. Except in the case of Elfen Lied, where the kid actually -did- go through with the killy thing. But she was a girl, so that doesn't count for the manliness contest.

In conclusion, Bueno wins.

As much as Zubat need to be more common. (Seriously, let's put the fuckers in long grass and water too. And up the encounter rate. And make pikachu evolve into it at level 100. That'll teach all the noobs for not using a thunderstone. They'll finally get it to be the strongest it can be without doing the intelligent thing and making it into a raichu, and then BAM CONGRATULATIONS KID YOU GET A ZUBAT. It'd be hilarious.

And there goes the closing parenthesis again. I really need to stop doing that.

You sir, are a cantaloupe. Incidentally, that is also your homework: to find out what a cantaloupe actually is. It sounds like it's related to an antelope, but I'm not entirely sure. I mean, there is that extra 'u' thing going on.

Yes. Whenever I see one, I chase her. She never waits for me though. She just runs off, and hides from me. All I want to do is get to her end. Is that really so much to ask? (Also, I swear I saw her more when I was a kid. It's probably a freudian thing. Or she likes little boys.)

I already went over this 'feeling' thing with FKB. I'm the the rapist, so you take a seat on that couch, drink this glass of oddly-tasting water, and don't worry about the lack of clothes when you eventually (hopefully) wake up in a few hours.

I'll give you a clue: it's not a pidgey. I'll give you another clue: It's Arceus. Sure, I have 'arse' in my name, but I also have godhood. Forever JUST AS PLANNED.

Further proof that upon turning purple, they're all given lobotomies to the 'fun' axis of their brain. It's Scientifically Provenâ„¢.

You know those chills you get when someone asks you a leading question and you just -know- it's gonna go somewhere completely and utterly awful, but you have no idea -how-?

Yeah, I'm getting that all over.

Never tried it. If you know a suitably dark one though, by all means, recommend it.

Because I live with an overattentive mother, and if I start talking out loud in my room, she'll start questioning me on who I'm talking to, and that'd mean I'd be talking to her and I that's a thing that's really high on my list of things that I really dislike doing, so by talking on Voxli when my mother is present, I am, by proxy, talking to her, which is just confusing.

WHO CARES

YOU MADE A MONOCLE FACE

O_Q

O____Q

O______________Q

Go ahead; it'll probably be banned, anyway.

THIS GUY. THIS GUY RIGHT HERE. EVERY ONE OF YOU ******S TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT HIM. SPECIFICALLY, TAKE A PEEK AT HIS NAME. OH? WHAT'S THAT? YOU THINK HE MIGHT HAVE ACTUALLY STUCK WITH THE SAME NAME? YEAH, I THINK SO TOO. GOOD STUFF. I LIKE YOU.

Yes and no.

I will certainly troll you. But not like What did.

I've never had waffles. On the other hand, I have had pancakes. Once, I had a blue pancake, and a red pancake, and finally a green pancake. I fed them to a friend, making Homestuck references all the while. Then he made me try the green one, so I had it with avocado and almost threw up.

Process of elimination: What.cd wins.

No, you don't get to read the contract. Just shut up and sign. Tsun~

Because Pika_power. P. Pika_power. P. See the resemblance?

Also, because while rainbows are fun to chase and all, just like Moby Dick, you don't really want it as your name.

I find it easier to read. Sometimes I even have the screen on 90% view, to make it even easier.

British. Good. British. Very good. Makes me think of monocles.

Monocles.

O___Q

I liked you better with your blue-tinted chibi-Sora avatar.

Oh, and your liking Homestuck is pretty cool.

I won't agree to anything unless you undress, bend over, and sign the goddamn contract.

HELLO FUCKASS. YOU HAVE REACHED THE P-CAN-HONESTLY-NOT-BE-FUCKED-ANSWERING-YOUR-POORLY-THOUGHT-OUT-QUESTION-THAT-YOU-CLEARLY-MADE-WITHOUT-SO-MUCH-AS-A-BRIEF-READ-OVER-THE-OTHER-ASKED-QUESTIONS HOTLINE. I WANT YOU TO KNOW THREE THINGS.

1) I AM A BERRY VISY MAN, AND I WILL NOT RUN ABOUT ANSWERING THE SAME QUESTION TWICE BECAUSE OF YOUR LAZINESS.

2) YOUR KEEPING OF THE SAME NAME IS GOOD.

3) MOTHER. FUCKING MONOCLES.

O_________Q

Except with me. Provided you're female. And not a trout. Or tuna. Or salmon. Or a large chunk of land that was removed from the local mall to make way for a swimming pool. Also, please don't have a vagina dentata.

And there. I am now sorted for if I ever want to make a profile on an online dating site.

Good name. Very nice. I'm also liking your Pokemon avatar. IIRC, it was a Mijumaru before, wasn't it? Anyway, you played in the DN game and stuff, which was pretty fun and all, so yes. Good impressions. I don't see you around enough though.

I'm not entirely sure what this question is asking. A small voice in the back of my mind is saying that it's something to do with deodorant, but another voice is saying that it's my choice of weapon to fight off a dasterdly member of the Midnight Crew. In the case of the former, I think picking 'Axe' could result in some very painful odour reduction, but in the case of the later, trying to fight off Spades Slick with some mouldy herbs will probably prove to be somewhat unsuccessful, so I am torn.

Can I just use MonocleKind?

O___Q

(Do you even read Homestuck?)

(Am I allowed to ask questions?)

You want to take an unassuming glance at my fine collection of vodka and whores? If so, you have to learn to annunciate correctly, otherwise you'll end up signing away your soul and kidneys to an unassumingly innocent QB.

I don't even follow the new games, so I'm gonna go with Reshiram, because it sounds cooler, and it's longer. That's how these things work, right? Longer's better?

My mind's drawing a complete blank as to what fettucini is right now, so I'm gonna assume it's a fungus thingy and choose mac and cheese, even though I'll probably like fettucini more, because I'm not willing to take the risk that it's something toxic.

I don't really mind answering more than 10 questions per post, or a ton of questions at once. I'm a very talented guy, you know.​

 

P!!!!!!!!!!!

Impressions?

Dark or Light?

What is the meaning of this?

Do you act the same on and offline?

Would you ever go sky diving?

Describe yourself in one word.

Favourite fruit?

Dance with me?

The world just ended. What now?

End with a bang or a quiet bow?

 

I'm seriously considering changing my name to O____Q. The only problem is that I don't know how to pronounce it.

Then: You need to change your name. Badly. Your IRL one, I mean.
Now: The DN game isn't running, so you're kinda-mostly-safe with keeping it where it is. Unless someone tries to stalk you. In that case, you're halfway towards being stalkable, where the first half is your first name, and the second half is your as-of-yet unknown last name.

In terms of colours, I am fonder of darker colours, except when it comes to playing video games, because brown, grey and muzzleflash are not fun colours to work with.

In terms of worldview, I'm torn. On one hand, I'm a cynic and tend to take a fairly bleak outlook on events, so black would be more fitting. On the other, the irony of a ridiculously cynical person with white as their colour of choice is too good to pass up.

Now listen hear, What is a nice guy and all, and his QT was definitely fun, but this is my show, my QT, my time to bear the torch and torch the bare. Therefore What is not the meaning of this. P is the meaning of this.

I'm not entirely sure. I try to, I suppose. There aren't any huge differences I've noticed in terms of my behaviour.

Not at present. It sounds terrifying, and potentially unsafe.

Why?

Caught between passionfruit and lemon. Lemon is worse on its own, but for all other things, lemon is superior. Lemon is a dressing to nearly everything, and works amazingly in ice cream and the like. So I'll say lemon, with passionfruit as a close second.

I regret to inform you that my knowledge of dancing is comprised entirely of a half-remembered class on formal dancing given at primary school, and of this image.

Sit around on the moon and prepare to drink my own urine.

Depends who I'm banging. A super-quiet crossbow for assassinating people does sound pretty cool though.

 

Let's get in the P-wagon.

Impressions then and now?
Favorite tool of destruction (Not on a person level, more on city/building level).
Favorite weapon (Person level).
Favorite food.
If you could have one person on the site as you lover, who would it be, and why?

 

• Impressions?
• Why don't you get on the site that much anymore?
• Are you even going to answer these?
• Voxli or Skype? (inb4stupidquestion)
• Top 5 favorite voxli trolls frequenters.
• Where's the beef?