Question of the day

Anyone know what reaction you take after getting pooped on by a bird? And what you do when you see a bird again?

 

Blame God for not giving you wings at birth?

 

I thought it was grabbing an Air soft gun or something and shooting down every bird you find.
But that's why I'm asking, since I'm not sure

 

what
why would you think of this i mean

 

this hapend to me various times...

grab the bird trow it in the grass or somewhere it does not get hurt, but enough to free your rage, and then call the bird obscene names

 

Any bird, or the same bird?

 

any, since it was cloudy and the bird(s) was/were out of my sight. And I want my revenge

 

Hmmmm... Tough. I'd break a bird feeder. Can't do to much to the actual bird. They've all migrated away...

 

Says you. I think the geese here somehow got mixed with something else, because it's only during the Fall and Winter that you really see them anywhere. During the Spring semester they're all hiding everywhere. Their bodies must have been reversed or something

 

Your geese are messed up.

 

No kidding. Although, they're not my geese. They just happen to always be at the college

 

Maybe they're actually my geese and they migrate to wherever you are.