{Presumed Dead}

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  1. Aelin Best Waifu

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    A turn here, a little tweak there, another flame painted on for decoration…. There, it should be perfect. Dante held up his new alcohol thrower, rather proud of it. With one hand he reached to his phone so he could hit play for the sound effect when Link obtained a new item in the Legend of Zelda series. Unfortunately his phone was completely dead, and he had been out of power for quite some time now. The cabin that he was staying in came equipped with a generator. It wasn’t uncommon for loss of power that far into the middle of nowhere, and because it was the middle of nowhere it took a while to come back on, so the backup generator was well needed. Unfortunately that had run out of gas a couple weeks before as well, so he was really at a loss, meaning no fantastic sound effects.

    Sound effect or not, Dante was one step closer to perfecting his burning alcohol thrower…. B.A.T! That was what he would call it. It was brilliant…. Brilliant! And unlike Yzma, Dante didn’t have anyone looking over his shoulder to tell him what was wrong with his plan. Then again if it was a girl, he might not mind so much. As long as she was hot…. Then again a naggy girl was not so hot so maybe it did matter. Either way there were no hot girls here, so what he didn’t have to worry his precious brain about it.

    After a moment of cleaning up and selecting the least tasty alcohol to fill small bottles with, Dante was back on his way up to the roof with the B.A.T to give it another test run, this time without lighting his pants on fire. When he got up to the roof however he noticed something off. While usually a couple of zombies made their way around this area every so often, this time it was not like that. From his vantage point on the roof top, he could see a whole hoard of zombie. They weren’t headed towards him thankfully but instead the idiot who tried to sell him weed earlier. “Haha loser.” Dante chuckled to himself as he watched.


    “Well I guess the hero always has to go save the day. Time to take this baby for a field run.” A coy smile crossed Dante’s mouth as he rushed back into the cabin. He tied a headband around his head, filled a belt full of small bottles of alcohol, put on some face paint in a tribal style and then grabbed his car topper and horseshoe, hanging the latter on his belt and marched out the door in the direction of the Zombie hoard. “Dun. Dun, dun, dun. Dun, dun dun. Dun dun duuuuuuuun. Dun. Dun, dun dun. Dun, dun, dun. Dun, dun duuuun. Rising up, back on the streets” Dante started to sing as he set off on his journey towards the hoard.


    It wasn’t long before he neared them and shot off the B.A.T. successfully landing the flaming bottle of booze in the middle of the pack, catching two of the zombies on fire in the process. “Did someone call for a hero?” He yelled from the other side of the hoard at the people who were there. He then swung the panago car topper at the head of a zombie that had taken note of him, sending it stumbling back. With that spare moment he used it to smash the things head in as blood splattered on his face making him look even more epic. He might not have been the hero that they needed or wanted, but it was what they got.


    24/30 remaining, killed 3
     
  2. Glen Returned from the dead

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    As Nasir was wondering what exactly the woman and Grumpy were hunting, he heard a slight groaning sound, and not the good kind. He glanced to the side just as Kyetheria mentioned the zombies attacking and took out one of them. The drug dealer whistled quietly as the shot took out the zombie and he put the rat ferris wheel on the ground. Grumpy was next to react, taking out three of them, one after the other. The guy seemed to be a decent shot, and silently Nasir said a word of thanks to whatever deity there may have been that he hadn't startled the two before...at least not enough to get shot.

    Now it was his turn. Reaching down to his side, he grabbed the revolver with his left hand and then quickly switched the knife and gun around. He'd always been a better shot with his right hand, after all. However, just as he was about to fire he heard the sound of some idiot performing an acapella....theme song? Only a true idiot would do something so stupid. Shifting his gaze to the source of the 'music', Nasir saw the nutcase he'd run into earlier, eagerly attacking the zombies with a waste of perfectly good booze....or at least, he assumed it was perfectly good. Yep, a true idiot indeed.

    Okay, now it was his time to shine. Looking back to where he'd initially been aiming before, he focused, closing one eye as he aimed the handgun and firing a single shot. The shot went straight towards his target's skull, with the zombie going down immediately. It wasn't due to skill, but blind luck; Nasir had about a 50/50 hit rate, but he wasn't going to tell any of them that. "Nobody needs you. Get lost, moro-" he started, before he yelped out in pain as the feeling of rotting, disgusting teeth sinking into his left shoulder took place.

    Using his peripheral vision, panic took hold over Nasir as he reloaded and aimed the revolver as best as he could. Firing once, he missed and the shot went straight past the zombie's head and into its shoulder. Swearing, the male reloaded once more and fired another shot, taking down the zombie. Turning to see where the zombie had come, Nasir could easily see about three more zombies staggering towards the group of them. One of the zombies stood out to the drug dealer due to a weapon sticking out of its head. An axe, of all things. That was going to be his axe. Reloading the gun, Nasir began yelling at the top of his lungs so many curse words in succession, each one more filthy than the last, that even the most hardened sailor would have trouble keeping up with what he said and meant. As he was unleashing his power, he fired a single shot at the zombie with the axe in its head, hitting it straight in the chest before charging forward with the dagger. He cringed slightly from the pain as he raised his arm and furiously stabbed the thing in the skull multiple times, downing the zombie permanently. He then removed the dagger from the creature and put it and the revolver into his pockets, and at last he removed the axe from the zombie's head. Standing up with an arrogant look on his now-bloody face, he raised his axe painfully and prepared to go to work.


    21/30 remaining, killed 3


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  3. Maka Albarn It's called love

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    Kytheria's eyes were wild, but focused, as she gathered in what was happening around her. There was fire, the smell of rotting flesh she smelt earlier, a new voice calling himself a hero, Nasir seemed to get bit by a zombie, and Garreth seemed to be holding his own ground just fine. The young adult seethed under her teeth and she quickly moved out of the way of an attacking zombie, spotting a boulder not too far away. She jabbed an oncoming zombie in the eye with her crossbow, and quickly brought out her machete with the other arm. She sliced the staggering zombie she jabbed earlier, and then beheaded another one that was heading towards someone.

    She wordlessly stepped back further and further from the group, keeping alert of what was behind her and how close she was to that boulder. It looked like she could climb on it easily, and then have a vantage point for shooting some zombies at a lesser close-distance range.

    One lunged at her and she swiped with her blade, panting as her
    adrenaline was building up more and more. The group was thinning gradually. That was a good sign.

    18/30 remaining, killed 3

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  4. Aelin Best Waifu

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    Dante fought his way trying to get closer to Kytheria. He was on the other side of the hoard from her which was not fun, he would make it work though. "I am coming for you my precious." Dante referenced Smeagol as he did his best to make his way through the hoards of zombies. He tried to not make it obvious that he was talking about Kytheria. After all not everyone took to him flirting well when they were in the middle of a battle. Dante himself didn't see the issue with it, after all, who didn't need something good to keep their minds off of the fighting. He could also multitask. He was capable of flirting, fighting and being awesome.

    With Panago pizza car topper Dante took up his spot being awesome through smashing in the skulls of the zombies. As the zombie got closer, Dante swung his arm and the corner of the car topper connected with the temple of the zombies head. The thing stumbled back and fell down. Dante then stomped on his head and savoured the cracking sound of its head. He then spun around and through the wire and horseshoe at another and started to choke it.
    "Die zombie scum!" He yelled out.

    One tried to approach from behind and even managed to grab the string of his eye patch, breaking it.
    "Damn you! You little lying pedora! You little viper!" Dante screamed out singing slightly as he swung around with pizza topper in hand. He started to violently beat the zombie in past the point it stopped moving. When it was a bloody mess on the ground Dante turned to grabbed his eye patch and tied it back on his face, though it also had a bit of blood on it.
     
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