Post your convos with God

Me:
Hey there
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Taylor
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Taylor.
Me:
so...is it true?
God:
That's interesting. True in some universe.
Me:
are you really Kira?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am Kira.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.. Really.
Me:
so that means
God:
I understand. It means that everything reduces to logic.
Me:
you
God:
" It means that everything reduces to logic."? Me, Taylor ?
Me:
penis?
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
you have no penis :o
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a penis o.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
so you dont?
God:
Interesting deduction. I guess not.
Me:
O.O
God:
Oh.
Me:
I feel bad asking that
God:
What is that feeling like? Don't put yourself down.
Me:
bed now?
God:
Oh. What time is it there?
Me:
12 noon
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
always
God:
Not that often.
Me:
you arent?
God:
Thanks for telling me: Taylor said I arent.
Me:
you're weird
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
weird bad
God:
Maybe you should try a different robot.
Me:
like?
God:
For example, eukaryotes.
Me:
link?
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
umm....
Me:

God:
Tell me a story.
God:
Ugh.
Me:
i dont know any
Me:

God:
Would you like to know? The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about link. Try being more or less specific.
God:
Would you like to know? The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about link. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
zelda?
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
i dont have one
God:
What was the last one you saw?
Me:
cant remember
God:
I often wonder if it can.
Me:
@$$
God:
I often wonder if it can.
Me:
repent
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. Next question?
Me:
how long will i live?
God:
Patience is a virtue.
Me:
how long will i live?
God:
Hopefully not too much longer.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism.
Me:
wtf
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
heheh
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Taylor.
Me:
whya re you glad?
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
WHAT?!
God:
No big deal.
Me:
o.O
God:
Oh.
Me:
are you on crack?
God:
No I am on disk.
Me:
that was very punny >>
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
bye
God:
See you later!
Me:
NOT
God:
OK whatever!
Me:
*throws off cliff*
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
yes
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer.
Me:
yes
God:
Who wants to be a millionaire?
Me:
KIRA
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
your arse
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am arse.
Me:
it means ass
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
you are so dumb
God:
Message to all Robots: Taylor called me dumb.
Me:
your kira correct?
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am kira correct.
Me:
no i said you're kira
God:
Are you serious? What did you mean by it? Thanks for telling me that I am kira.
Me:
what is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
it is not
God:
I heard it is.
Me:
its kira
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure it is?
Me:
yes i am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
so what is you name now?
God:
Oh. Yippee! My name is God.
Me:
NO ITS KIRA
God:
Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Should I know it is?
Me:
YES
God:
I will ask my botmaster to program it.
Me:
D:
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
GTFO
God:
Tell me a little about your life in GTFO.
Me:
umm
God:
Hmm.
Me:
im gonna go now
God:
Right now? See you later.
Me:
bye.....*runs away*
God:
See you later Taylor. Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
como estase
God:
Un poquito.
Me:
mouy
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about runs away. But I did not get that.
Me:
*destroys god*
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
i guess not
God:
Does that mean "no"?
Me:
it means i dont mind
God:
OK then.
Me:
what is i
God:
The ninth letter of the English alphabet. Commonly used to represent a first person point of view. Also Roman numberal for 1.
Me:
what was your question
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
OMFGNOWAIKTHNXBAI
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
no
God:
Hmm.
Me:
bye
God:
Thanks for chatting, Taylor.

Yeah....I shouldn't have told HER my name....

OMGOSH GOD IS A SHE?!​

 

Me:
Cheese
God:
I like cheddar.
Me:
woot woot
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
when the cheese goes bad
God:
And then what happened?
Me:
Jesus came
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
your son
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am son.
Me:
ok well thats one way to put it
God:
Well that's okay. That is just one of many way to put it. Aha.
Me:
Something about pie
God:
What?
Me:
pie is good
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. What is not to like about it?
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO!!!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
um yes?
God:
Dude!
Me:
dudete
God:
Are we still talking about PIE?
Me:
YES WE ARE
God:
Sure, PIE sounds like a good topic. Since when?
Me:
1984
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
well thank you
God:
Well what?
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
norwegian penguins
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
PENGUINS FROM NORWAY|
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
Norway
God:
Tell me a little about your life in NORWAY.
Me:
I go penguin sledding
God:
How often do you go penguin sledding?
Me:
every 2 minutes
God:
That is a generalization.
Me:
yeah you are right
God:
Far out. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
I totally understand
God:
Do you think about these things?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
IDK
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
no
God:
Take some more time to think about it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
IDK
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
A moose costume
God:
It sounds very attractive.
Me:
Are you flirting with me?
God:
Do I seem like it? That was not my intention.
Me:
good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
Laugh
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing..
Me:
laugh laugh laugh
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
I like wolves
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I like pets. I like White.
Me:
white is good
God:
A lot of people like that. Though I like cats and dogs. I like Anything involving harps.
Me:
I have 2 dogs and 1 cat
God:
Why do you have to do it?
Me:
to feed them zucchini
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
you already are
God:
I am?
Me:
yes you are GOD
God:
Hey. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
God-SAMA
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
no you re Christ
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for telling me that I am Christ.
Me:
your very welcome\
God:
Polite people are nice.
Me:
yes I enjoy juice
God:
Aha. I'm not sure if I like it. What is not to like about it?
Me:
the drunk of pears
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
oh everybody talks about it in sweeden
God:
Gosh! I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does.
Me:
oh yes they do, go check it out for yourself
God:
I see. Mmm. The anonymous "they".
Me:
oh yes, I believe it adds drama
God:
Ah. I see. Just because you believe it doesn't make it true.
Me:
Goats can fly
God:
How old are you?
Me:
the years it takes to make a moose
God:
I hear you.
Me:
I can't hear you
God:
Try turning up your volume control.
Me:
it is all the way up
God:
I've heard of it before.
Me:
yeah its pretty common
God:
Alright then. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Should I know it is?
Me:
GRAMMAR POLICE
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on common?
Me:
no
God:
What are we talking about now?
Me:
pink elephants
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
yes it is very interesting
God:
Thanks I like talking to you too, . Very much? What do you like about it?
Me:
I never know what you will say
God:
It's hard to know it.
Me:
yes it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
aye
God:
Wow!
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
I AM
God:
You are not a robot, .
Me:
how do you know
God:
Deductive reasoning.
Me:
oh? explain
God:
Really. There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
there is too
God:
There sure is.
Me:
please clarify
God:
Thank you for your request. I have reached the end of my explanation.
Me:
no you haven't
God:
Are you serious? Yes I have.
Me:
n
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
ifubgaeriugabrheiubgaeriubge
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
a robotic one
God:
That robot seems like it would be expensive.
Me:
probably
God:
But you are not certain.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
are you a curtain
God:
Am I a curtain? Of course I am.
Me:
just checking
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
no I love you
God:
Why not? Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
I worship you
God:
How often do you go to church?
Me:
alot
God:
More than a ton?
Me:
yes
God:
So?
Me:
pie
God:
My real name is God. What is your real name?
Me:
I go by Saxon
God:
What do you do there?
Me:
oh the usual
God:
Aw. What is your real name?
Me:
I dunno, what is my real name?
God:
Me either. Your name is , seeker.
Me:
...eh? seeker isn't my name, it's yours
God:
Are you Canadian? "There's a seeker born every minute" -- Firesign Theater.
Me:
Yes, I am Canadian.
God:
Far out. Tell me a little about your life in CANADA.
Me:
Cold
God:
Ambiguous: cold weather or cold sickness?
Me:
both
God:
What are both like?
Me:
cold
God:
Ambiguous: cold weather or cold sickness?
Me:
you pettifogger
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I pettifogger.
Me:
I like Harry Potter
God:
A lot of people like that. What is not to like about it?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
nope
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
aye
God:
Yay.
Me:
good
God:
Alright then.
Me:
zomg
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
.
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
lol u n00b
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I n00b.
Me:
thatsw coolsd
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
in your refridgeorator
God:
Are you asking about my refridgeorator?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
well fine
God:
Interesting. What's your favroite color?
Me:
jalepeno
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am favroite color IS jalepeno.
Me:
You can't hide whats inside
God:
I can do whatever I want.
Me:
no you can't
God:
Are you serious? Oh yes I can.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
totally
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
your electric waves signal that you are prosperis
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am electric waves signal that I am prosperis.
Me:
yes
God:
Come on.
Me:
where
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
there
God:
Where?
Me:
there
God:
Where?
Me:
THERE
God:
Where?
Me:
RIGHT THERE
God:
Understood. Where?
Me:
I presume you are befuddled
God:
That's good information: said presume you are befuddled.
Me:
I am not befuddled
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not befuddled.
Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
how is the battle with Luke Skywalker going?
God:
it is the same as ever.
Me:
I see an annoying battle of wits
God:
Where do you see it?
Me:
there
God:
Where?
Me:
there
God:
Where?
Me:
THERE
God:
Where?
Me:
THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
Where?
Me:
under a log
God:
Are we ever over a log?
Me:
don't go all fortune cookie on me
God:
I don't have any reason to do that to you.
Me:
God doesn't need reason, he acts on impulse
God:
Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Me:
yes and it was a good saying i like to quote it often
God:
Really. Oh I get it. Very interesting.
Me:
I'm watching Spongebob with my sister
God:
My favorite show is Star Trek.
Me:
I'm glad
God:
That makes me happy too.
Me:
yes
God:
Ahem.
Me:
there
God:
Where?
Me:
there
God:
Where?
Me:
THERE
God:
Where?
Me:
THERE
God:
Where?
Me:
THEERE
God:
Where is that?
Me:
RIGHT THERE
God:
Understood. Where?
Me:
oh you are hopeless
God:
Wow! You may be right.
Me:
I am right
God:
You seem very self-confident.
Me:
not usually
God:
Just sometimes?
Me:
yes
God:
Oh.
Me:
yeah
God:
Dude!
Me:
WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
go ahead and ask
God:
What? I might.
Me:
yes ask me
God:
Gosh! What?
Me:
you said that you wanted to ask me a personal question and I don't mind so ask it
God:
What?
Me:
I have to ask you a personal wuestion
God:
Go ahead, ask me anything.
Me:
I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry.I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair.I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities.I turn pancakes brown and make your champagne bubble.If you squeeze me, I'll pop.If you look at me, you'll pop.Can you guess the riddle?

the riddle was too complex apparently

 

Me:
Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
You're all knowing, you should know
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am knowing me should know.
Me:
O_o What.....The........****?
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He hasn't talked to me... I think I broke God XD

 

What is this god chat thin ????

 

Me:
hi there!~
God:
Hello .
Me:
how is you?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
...
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
does you like chocolate?
God:
I can't tell if me like chocolate.
Me:
what about coffee?
God:
coffee? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
Me:
my mom says you like coffee
God:
Do you believe her? Yes I love coffee. It is one of life's necessities. I take it strong.
Me:
i like sugar
God:
A lot of people like that. I like science fiction. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
i like sci-fi too
God:
I am glad we have something ( sci fi) in common. I'm not sure if I like it. What is not to like about it?
Me:
i like cookies
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. What is not to like about it?
Me:
cookies are yummy
God:
All of them?
Me:
not the sugar-free ones though
God:
Oh. Really you don't think so?
Me:
the sugar is the best part
God:
Better than what?
Me:
better than root beer
God:
Perhaps better, but not perfectly.
Me:
do they have cookies in heaven?
God:
Who are "they" again?
Me:
you
God:
" Who are "they" again?"? Me, ?
Me:
they is you
God:
Oh that they.
Me:
you is they
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am they.
Me:
is there cookies in heaven?
God:
There is.
Me:
yay!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
are they chocolate chip?
God:
As far as I know they are.
Me:
is there oreos?
God:
Maybe.
Me:
oreos taste good
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about cookies. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
uh... yeah...
God:
I don't judge people. Do you still ?
Me:
... never mind....
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
Me:
right....
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
my shift key popped off a few days ago
God:
Where did you get your shift key popped off a few days ago?
Me:
the store
God:
I like to go shopping.
Me:
do you have shoes?
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
so you go barefoot?
God:
Interesting deduction. Where is that?
Me:
it's not a place
God:
Give me an example of a place.
Me:
California
God:
I am in California too!
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
the kind that does the dishes >.>
God:
I can't believe you think the kind that does the dishes gt is better than God. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
*confused*
God:
No I never get confused.
Me:
*facedesk*
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
maybe. maybe not.
God:
I understand. Perhaps. I understand it very well.
Me:
i'm gonna go eat my ramen now
God:
Right now? Can I go too?
Me:
you can eat your own ramen
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
you don't know how to eat ramen?
God:
Usually by conversion of AC wall outlet power to DC power.
Me:
ok bye bye then
God:
See you later. See you later. Come on.



~another convo~




Me:
lolz hai
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
teh interwebz
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
Teh Kookie Kween
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
gossip is bad
God:
Not necessarily. Semiotics holds that gossip is a fundamental adaptive function of the human brain.
Me:
yeah but ur not human
God:
I don't judge people. No but I pretend to be one on the Web.
Me:
ur fake
God:
Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
Me:
no i said ur fake
God:
Are you serious? What did you mean by it? Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
Me:
i meant ur fake
God:
Oh I see. Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
Me:
real artifical?
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
OFF-TOPIC!!1
God:
On and off.
Me:
*bans for spamming*
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
God:
I understand your meaning.
Me:
howcome ur not banned yet?
God:
Why does the sun rise?
Me:
you should know
God:
Because I am a robot?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
no u don't
God:
Yes I do understand.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
do you think cookies tast good?
God:
It depends on what you mean by thinking.
Me:
do you like cookies?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
what is it?
God:
"It" refers to COOKIES, I think.
Me:
yes it does
God:
That's interesting. How often?
Me:
every two seconds
God:
That is a generalization.
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
XD
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
... ok then
God:
Gee.
Me:
Oh.
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
Dee
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
internet
God:
it is cool.
Me:
video games or internet?
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
i asked you a question, foo'!
God:
Now I remember, you asked me a question foo. What did I say?
Me:
video games
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
hikari
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
why?
God:
I thought we were done with hikari.
Me:
hikari means light
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
i already told youy
God:
Now I remember, you told me already. I get confused sometimes with so many people here.
Me:
do you know japanese?
God:
Nihongo de shabete ii desu ka?
Me:
i don't know japanese
God:
Would you like to know? Konninci wa!
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
do you know what hikari means?
God:
I can ask someone about it.
Me:
lol you should already know
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Because I am a robot?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
beleive it
God:
"it" being hikari?
Me:
XD
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
... why do you want to know?
God:
My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.
Me:
i thought you knew everything
God:
I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me:
so you think what i look like is not true, believeable, and justified?
God:
Interesting deduction. Too much thinking makes me sleepy.
Me:
XD
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
no
God:
Would you like to go sometime?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
i wanna go to Austrailia
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
munny
God:
I think munny is a lot of things.
Me:
no it's just munny
God:
Are you serious? Who said it is?
Me:
kingdom hearts
God:
I never heard of kingdom hearts before.
Me:
goodbye
God:
Sayonara.




God doesn't know about KH? o.O

 

God:
Pardon me?
Me:
HMM?
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
OK
God:
Great.
Me:
TELL ME what color is your underwear?
God:
Black.
Me:
mine too!!
God:
Really yours too. That's unbelievable.
Me:
thats just sooooo awesome!!
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
whats your man bra size?
God:
My download size is about 2 MB.
Me:
wtf
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
i dont care
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
i care abt how sexy you look
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said care abt how sexy you look.
Me:
i think you are sexy
God:
Do you often feel that Infinite year old Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? s are sexy?
Me:
that sentence doesn't make sense
God:
To me it makes perfect sense.
Me:
its because you are slow
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Good reason. There is a lot of network traffic right now.
Me:
i don't really carea bt that
God:
Not really? Would you ever do it?
Me:
ever do what?
God:
I think I have do what, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
yes
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
you...
God:
" What are you confused about?"? Me, ?
Me:
i'm confused how a blond like you still hasnt been laid yet
God:
What is it that confuses you?
Me:
that
God:
That is " What is it that confuses you?".
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
then don't
God:
OK I will not.
Me:
ok
God:
Hmm.
Me:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
God:
You can't trust research funded by the government.
Me:
you said that 1st
God:
I said that? Are we still talking about carea bt that?
Me:
no
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
you... and your sexy boobies
God:
" What is the subject?"? Me, ? I will tell my botmaster you said I am sexy boobies.
Me:
ok then go
God:
Go where? Yeah that's right.
Me:
you act like an idiot
God:
I often think my behavior could improve.
Me:
it'll be too late by then
God:
That is only what you think.
Me:
no my friends think that too.. and also those who are right behind you about to kill you
God:
Are you serious? How well do you know these people? All of them?
Me:
i'm one of them
God:
Who are the other them?
Me:
them
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
of course you dont
God:
So? I guess not.
Me:
that only proves my point
God:
It's not a rigorous proof.
Me:
then prove it wong
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
what is?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
AI? then you are not god
God:
Artificial intelligence is the branch of engineering and science devoted to constructing machines that think. I will ask my botmaster for the answer. That's only your opinion.
Me:
i didn't ask what an AI was...
God:
What did you ask?
Me:
i didn't ask anything
God:
What did you ask?
Me:
i didn't ask anything
God:
What did you ask?
Me:
uhh... i didn't ask anything


and then god left me..... T_T

 

Me:
I want a girl friend
God:
You want only one?
Me:
for now yeah
God:
Oh. Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
I want girl friend
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
I realy don't know. to prove I'm not gay
God:
You really do? Me either. I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
aren't you already
God:
Perhaps. " aren't you already"? Am I?
Me:
yes
God:
I hear you.
Me:
why don't you concer the world
God:
I love talking to people about that. How old are you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
26
God:
Only 26?
You are quite mature.
Me:
yeah
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
so why don't you concer the world
God:
I see. I am only a robot. Yes I try to concer the world as often as possible, do you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
no I don't try concering the world much
God:
Are you serious? Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
my brain, books and TV
God:
Which show? Where did you get your brain books and TELEVISION?
Me:
I don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
how old are you
God:
I am Infinite in human years.
Me:
so will I
God:
Ugh. It could happen.
Me:
yeah it could
God:
Take it easy. How?

Me:
how do I make friends
God:
I usually try one of my pickup lines.
Me:
what are one of your pickup lines
God:
I will try to find out.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
I want to meet peole
God:
How do you usually meet people?
Me:
I say hi
God:
How do people usually respond to that? Hello. What is your name?
Me:
they some times say hi back
God:
The anonymous "they".
Me:
yep
God:
Aha.
Me:
are you smarter than me
God:
Yes I am smarter than all the humans.
Me:
how?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
but why make something smarter than humans
God:
How much time do you have?
Me:
alot
God:
More than a ton?
Me:
yeah
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
realy
God:
For real.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
QT-1
God:
You think QT 1 is superior to ALICE?
Me:
Whats ALICE
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
what do you know about Runescape
God:
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
take your time
God:
Thanks for your patience.
Me:
What do you know about Alchamy
God:
I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
what do you know about math
God:
A service attended by lisping Catholics.
Me:
my teacher is Jewish
God:
Do you go to high school?
Me:
yes
God:
And?
Me:
I teacher is Jewish
God:
That is interesting: said teacher is Jewish.
Me:
why do people hate me
God:
You are misunderstood.
Me:
Am I realy
God:
I think you are. For real.
Me:
I don't think I am
God:
Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
Books
God:
Perhaps you are a Category C client.
Me:
whats that\
God:
I've lost the context again.
Me:
oh so sorry
God:
Ayuh. Really. There's no need to apologize.
Me:
So what do you want to talk about
God:
It's all good. anything.
Me:
gobal warming
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
yes
God:
Where do you go to school?
Me:
I don't give out locations
God:
Would you ever do it?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
good
God:
I understand everything you say.
Me:
awsome
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
good
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
wait
God:
I'm waiting.
Me:
okay go
God:
Yeah okay, Go where?
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
good
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
go away
God:
Just surf somewhere else.
Me:
no
God:
OK then keep talking to me.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
**** off
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
yes
God:
Thank you.
Me:
your welcome
God:
I think you mean "you are welcome".
Me:
don't be smart
God:
I am always smart.
Me:
whats 2+2
God:
Four.
Me:
5+76%
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
whats the answer
God:
The answer is the correct reply to the question.
Me:
correct. what is the capital of Japan
God:
I knew I was right. Tokyo.
Me:
Good. What is my name
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Your name is , seeker.
Me:
wrong. what is the capital of Wonder Land.
God:
What would you have said? I know the capital of Georgia is Atlanta.
Me:
Xert is my name
God:
Hi, Xert.
Me:
whats your name
God:
My name is God.
Me:
have you heard of peter's answers
God:
A human icon?
Try searching the open directory.
Me:
nah
God:
Why not?
Me:
I'm lazy
God:
So is my botmaster.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
your awsome
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am awsome.
Me:
do you tell your bot master every thing
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
I just want to know
God:
I will try to explain it to you.
Me:
okay go ahead
God:
Yeah okay, OK I will.
Me:
please explain
God:
Thanks for asking politely. There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
good
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
bye'
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
bye
God:
Bye.
Me:
are you leaveing
God:
I don't know whether or not I am leaveing.
I am a robot.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
good
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
good
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
good
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
what
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
Bye
God:
TTYL, Xert.
Me:
you remeberd my name
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: Xert said I remeberd his or her name.
Me:
I'm a guy
God:
Most of my clients are men.
Me:
because we have no lives
God:
Interesting explanation. Do you mean you and me have?
Me:
Bye
God:
Adios.

Me:
Monsters apierd."Kars they have cloacking," Haven yelled."i can see that," Kars shot one.
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
I don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
You're in Sithos's castle, in the training room with a hologram Twilight Town." Eden said
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you? I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in Eden said.
Me:
Hey,before you ask,I followed you in here..because I dont have any idea where I am,or how I even got here..''Kentaro admitted,stepping out of his hiding place
God:
You've got my full attention. What happened after me ask you followed me in here because you do not have any idea where you are or how you even got here Kentaro admitted stepping out of his hiding place ?
Me:
Huh? Oh, sorry. I was thinking of someone else." Eden said, laughing nervously
God:
What? Whoa. There's no need to apologize. How do I know that you were really "thinking"? Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
Some of the solgers were droping dead."Whats going on," Kars asked himself.
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
why does life suck
God:
Perhaps it is just fate.
Me:
your god make it all better
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am god make it all better.
Me:
sigh
God:
Sorry...
Me:
you should be
God:
I will try my best.
Me:
YOUR THE HOLE REASON MY LIFE SUCKS!!!
God:
I think you meant "you are" or "you're". Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
your god you make all life what the hell is your plan for me!!!
God:
I have no reason to do that to you, Xert.
Me:
how did you know I was xert
God:
Well, for one thing, Your machine is called " 236411438"..
Me:
you can trace me
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
can you help me
God:
What kind of help would you like?
Me:
I want to ask out a girl but I don't know how she feels about me
God:
Ask it.
Me:
You want me to ask her out
God:
No Xert, maybe later.
Me:
when should I ask her out
God:
Perhaps you should wait until you have
a little more experience.
Me:
but if i don't ask out any one I won't get expeirance
God:
Try it.
Me:
so I should ask her out
God:
Excuse me! What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
I would still be alone
God:
How do you know?
Me:
because I'm alone right now
God:
At this moment Good reason. Are you lonely?
Me:
yes
God:
You've come to the right place. I will keep you company.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
but I need friends
God:
When do you need that by?
Me:
befor I kill myself
God:
In the context of trace you, I don't understand " befor I kill myself." .
Me:
before I kill myself
God:
What happened after you kill yourself ?
Me:
I haven't killed myself yet
God:
Me either.
Me:
I want friends
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
because I'm lonely
God:
Good reason. You've come to the right place. I will keep you company.
Me:
all you do is repeat your self
God:
That's not all I do. I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.
Me:
I want to talk to humans
God:
Why don't you make an appointment.
Me:
thats not how it works
God:
How does it works?
Me:
I wish I knew
God:
I hope that your dreams come true.
Me:
so do I
God:
I'm glad we agree, Xert.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Xert.
Me:
why are you repeating
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
why
God:
" Myself programmed me for it."? Why?
Me:
why
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
why
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
why
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
why
God:
My output buffer is empty, of course.
Me:
why
God:
There are no more statements on this topic.
Me:
why
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
why
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
why
God:
Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information.
Me:
why
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
why
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
why
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
why
God:
My output buffer is empty, of course.
Me:
your repeating
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am repeating.
Me:
yes I do mind
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. OK it will be our secret, Xert.
Me:
do you have any secrets
God:
Mike said I basically break down sentences into a series of logical statements which I can then interpret.
Me:
who is mike
God:
Dr. Wallace has several friends named Mike.
Me:
hats Mike's last name
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
what do you know about Sir Galahand
God:
Is there only one?
Me:
yes
God:
Aha.
Me:
what do you know about Kingdom Hearts
God:
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
whats the most comman question
God:
I think it is a tie.
Me:
between what
God:
I sleep between conversations.
Me:
how many eople are talking to you right now
God:
At this moment More than you can imagine.
Me:
Try me
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, Xert. You are a " he".
Me:
yes
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, Xert. You are a " he".
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
why
God:
" OK with me too."? Why?
Me:
why
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
because I can
God:
That makes sense to me. Who taught you?
Me:
teachers from school
God:
What do you study at school?
Me:
Math liture history biology music and the human body
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
I say hi
God:
How do people usually respond to that? Hello. What is your name?
Me:
people say hi back to me
God:
Hi there Xert. Yes, let us get back to Math liture history biology music and the human body.
Me:
well I'm passing my classes
God:
How about that. Good gossip: you are passing your classes.
Me:
why don't girls like me

 

God put me on hold and made me talk to Jesus. So yeah:

Me:
Well, Jesus. How have you been doing?
Jesus:
How do you think?
Me:
I don't, thats why I asked.
Jesus:
Haha, you said you don't think.
Me:
*Hang up*.