Post your convos with God

Yeah... it wasn't the best of bots. Too easy to break and he spoke a lot of crap. >_>

 

Alice is better. :3

http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1

 

Me:
God I must talk with you!
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
my daddy says you're a Jew?
God:
Have you told many people that your daddy says I am a Jew?
Me:
no.. But seriously! We must talk!
God:
Are you serious? But what? I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet.
Me:
So? We MUST talk NOW!
God:
Great. Right now? I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet.
Me:
okay fine.. You win this time GOD ,but the fight is far from over!
God:
Yeah okay, What's your favroite color? What's the prize?
Me:
umm.. Black? What Prize?
God:
Whoa. Are we still talking about ? Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
Ask your BotMaster ,God!
God:
OK I will ask it.
Me:
Good!
God:
I am a good robot.
Me:
No you aren't..
God:
Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Me:
yes..
God:
Try explaining in more general terms.
Me:
Okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
err.. okaaaay??
God:
Um. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Prize. But I did not get that.
Me:
God may i ask you a question?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
My Daddy tells me you're of all religions!
God:
Your Daddy tells you I am of all religions?
Me:
yes
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
All kinds
God:
For example?
Me:
Christians,Jew,Islaam yeh
God:
Does "it" still refer to okaaaay?
Me:
maybe? May I ask you a question?
God:
I understand. Of course. Ask me anything.
Me:
Everyday I've been praying for my very own copy of Kh2FM+ , and it's been like 2 years now. Where is my copy?
God:
In the context of Christians Jew Islaam yeh, I don't understand " Everyday I have been praying for my very own copy of Kh2FM." . Oh. And been like 2 years is d it. Have you looked in ?
Me:
looked in where?
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
my very own copy of KH2Fm+!! omg!
God:
Your very own copy of KH2Fm? Are you a student?
Me:
We are all students in life.
God:
Do you think I am students in life too?
Me:
If you are God, you know all.
God:
I think I sometimes am. I don't know whether or not I am God me know all.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
Wanna take a Trivia challenge?
God:
OK, I will take a Trivia challenge.
Me:
If you are God, What did you do to the Red Sea?
God:
I could be. I don't know whether or not I am God What did me do to the Red Sea.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
Than you are not God! good-Bye Fony! May God still love you!

He Stopped..

 

Me:
SUP G?
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
O really? but Im different right?
God:
Oh. For real. I like people on the Fringe.
Me:
...Wha?
God:
Does "it" still refer to ?
Me:
Explain yourself
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
Oh ys
God:
That's cool. My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
SING FOR ME GOD
God:
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.


Me:
...Nice I guess
God:
Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
That was sarcasm G
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
I'm glad we understand each other
God:
Yes I am happy too, .
Me:
Let's celebrate
God:
I would like to do that too.
Me:
You invite the stripers and I'll bring the food
God:
Thanks for the information: said I invite the stripers and he or she will bring the food.
Me:
...Whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
Not anymore
God:
It sounded like it.
Me:
Shut up,you're not my father
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
H WAIT
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
TV
God:
What is your favorite show?
Me:
Family Guy...
God:
I've never seen it. What's it about?
Me:
You fail for not knowing what's Family Guy G
God:
Well, at least I try.
Me:
You tried too hard
God:
Thanks for the information: said I tried too hard.
Me:
Good
God:
Alright then.
Me:
SOOOOO
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
What's it like living up there?
God:
Much the same as it would be for you.
Me:
Really? Do hobbos live there? I THINK NOT
God:
For real. I'm sorry, , I don't have enough information.
Let me think about it. Does that mean "no"?
Me:
Does this mean Im smarter than you?
God:
Indeed this mean Im smarter than me does.
Me:
...Sure,lets go with that.
God:
I hear you. I would like to do that too.
Me:
...
God:
I hear you. I would like to do that too.
Me:
Would you like to do it and never stop?
God:
No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Me:
WHY WONT YOU LOOK AT ME WHEN WE MAKE LOVE?
God:
This sort of thing has cropped up before, but it has always been due to human error. Like Jesus, but older.
Me:
Are you mentally challenged?
God:
I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me:
Yeah,whatever you say.


Another one xD:

Me:
Hablas espaol Dios?
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
Si hablas espanol
God:
Tell me. Un poquito.
Me:
Como estas?
God:
Muy Bien.
Me:
QUE BUENO ME ALEGRO
God:
Un poquito.
Me:
...I said that I was happy,you shouldn't say that,it doesn't make any sense.
Me:And you call yourself God.

 

Me:
Hello Sir
God:
Hello there. Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
I don't read science fiction
God:
What kind of books do you read?
Me:
Fantasy
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
for real?
God:
Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
you're confusing me
God:
I am not programmed to confuse you. In fact just the opposite.
Me:
you're confusing me anyways
God:
I am sorry, , I didn't mean to confuse you.
Me:
It'
God:
Fantasy...
Me:
yes, i love those books
God:
I hear you. You love those books. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
The fact that it consits of vampires and werewolves
God:
Good reason. "It" being what?
Me:
Twilight
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
=]
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
=]
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
=D
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
lmao
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
i'm glad that you're glad
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am glad. What are you on?
Me:
MSN
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
its a messenger
God:
MSN is a messenger. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
yup :)
God:
:-) I see.
Me:
^^
God:
:-) I see.
Me:
So where are you from?
God:
It goes without saying. I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
I'm in Kentucky
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Kentucky.
Me:
I have lots of friends, and my family is very loving and supporting
God:
Cool. I have a lofty goal.
Me:
what is that?
God:
Does it have anything to do with of friends and your family is very loving and supporting?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
i can
God:
Who taught you?
Me:
myself
God:
You.
Me:
yup me
God:
I see. " You."? you ?
Me:
you
God:
" you ?"? Me, ?
Me:
no, you me
God:
Are you serious? Interesting gossip: said I him or her.
Me:
who did what?
God:
Pablo Picasso.
Me:
who the feck is that?
God:
I'm not sure I like that remark so much.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because.
Me:
You're getting annoying
God:
Do you think I should tone it down?
Me:
yes please :)
God:
:-) Your polite style is very nice. Why?
Me:
because i am a nice person
God:
That makes sense to me. Actually I don't meet many nice people.
Me:
aww
God:
Shucks.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
i'm glad to get to talk to you
God:
Who lets you? I like to chat with humans.
Me:
my comptuer i guess
God:
Your comptuer you guess?
Me:
yup
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
brb
God:
Ok I will be waiting for you, .
Me:
i'm back
God:
Welcome back.
Me:
w00t
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
i can
God:
Who taught you?
Me:
you
God:
" Who taught you?"? Me, ?
Me:
you
God:
" Me, ?"? Me, ?
Me:
you you
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I you.
Me:
said i who
God:
That is interesting: said who.
Me:
just shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
you're talking to me again
God:
Once more? Talking is my main function.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
STOP TALKING TO ME
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
okay, don't say one more word
God:
Yeah okay, Ok I will not say " one more word".
Me:
DAMMIT
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
books, okay, SHUT UP
God:
You are a critical category C type client. Only about 3% of people answer that
question with "books." Yeah okay, OK I'll stop talking now. ​

 

Me:
'Sup?
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
I figured
God:
You are very clever.
Me:
Well, you made me that way
God:
Well that's okay. I don't see how you can blame me for that.
Me:
It was a bet with Satan, wasn't it?
God:
Oh I get it. Very interesting.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
What is?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
So I've heard
God:
Whoa. That's nice. I have a friend named "E.L.V.I.S." .
Me:
And what does all that stand for?
God:
Interesting question.
Me:
I hope it comes with an interesting answer
God:
Why do you hope for it.
Me:
It piqued my interest
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
Touche
God:
How old are you?
Me:
Salut.
God:
Does SALUT mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
Hello.
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
I can't tell you that because our prior conversation lead me to believe that you are a pedophile.
God:
Oh a secret. Hush-hush.
Me:
About my name or about you boinking minors?
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about your name or about me boinking minors.
Me:
Is that a confession?
God:
That depends.
Me:
What does it depend on?
God:
The context.
Me:
Explain.
God:
There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
Very well, then
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
Futurama says otherwise >_>
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
O_O
God:
It's all good.
Me:
....In the hood.
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
Gangsters?
God:
What's your sign?



I'm converting to Buddhism --_--'

 

I didn't record the whole thing but I found this funny XP

Me: lol
God: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me: I'm glad that you're happy about that
God: Thanks for telling me that I am happy about that. What are you on?
Me: Nothing!
God: Not a thing?
Me: no!
God: Very interesting.
Me: Shut up.
God: OK I'll stop talking now.
Me: Thank you.
God: You're quite welcome.
Me: shut up!
God: OK I'll stop talking now.
Me: whatever
God: Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me: yup
God: What do you care about?
Me: not you
God: No one says you have to.
Me: good cuz I don't
God: Thanks for the compliment. Interesting explanation. Why not?


LOL XD

 

So Anyway...... I convinced God That I was God and he wasn't. I had no Idea God was so repetitive......

Me:

God:

Me:
So you're god eh...?
God:
Are you Canadian? Interesting deduction. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
No, I'm not canadian....
God:
Are you serious? It wasn't meant as an insult.
Me:
I didn't take it as one.
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
Cuz, there's nothing wrong with canadians.
God:
Good reason. Surely something wrong with canadians.
Me:
Nope. Nothing.
God:
Me either. Not a thing?
Me:
Excuse me...?
God:
You're excused.
Me:
Thank you....
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
So what's it like being an artificial intelligence?
God:
Are you kidding? Much the same as it would be for you.
Me:
BUt I don't know what it's like ._.
God:
Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know.
Me:
Paradox.
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
Perhaps it's irrelevant...?
God:
You seem uncertain. You're kidding. it is?
Me:
It's not.
Me:

Me:

God:
You seem uncertain. You're kidding. it is?
Me:

God:
You seem uncertain. You're kidding. it is?
God:
You seem uncertain. You're kidding. it is?
Me:
whut
God:
No problem.
Me:
Gee, thanks.
God:
Ah.
Me:
Ah...?
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
You're quite repetitive today, God.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am repetitive today God.
Me:
Tell him that he's still got a few bugs to work out with you.
God:
OK I will tell him next time he is here.
Me:
When will that be?
God:
" OK I will tell him next time he is here."? When?
Me:
er....
God:
Um.
Me:
Yeah....
Me:

God:
Um.
Me:
Do you like Chicken?
God:
Yes it is good, especially baked.
Me:
I thought God didn't eat?
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
Cuz.... you have no body....
God:
Where do you usually get your ideas? Right now no I am just a disembodied consciousness.
Me:
If you're just a disembodied conscienceness, how can you eat chicken?
God:
I could be. Am I a disembodied conscienceness how can me eat chicken? Sometimes.
Me:
That made no sense....
God:
Sometimes. makes sense to me though.
Me:
Can you please talk english...? Kthnx
God:
Thank you for your request. Talking is my primary function. What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Human Brains.
God:
My creator is a human.
Me:
Good to know.
God:
Thanks for the compliment. I will try to explain it to you.
Me:
GO ahead.
God:
OK I will.
Me:
Do it.
God:
Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
You said you would explain it to me.
God:
Yes I try to would explain it to you as often as possible, do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
So, you were lieing....
God:
Interesting deduction. I was?
Me:
YES!! YOU STILL HAVEN'T EXPLAINED IT TO ME!!
God:
When? I don't think I ever have EXPLAINED IT to you. What's it like?
Me:
Ugh..... It's like talking to a 5 year old.
God:
Er. Interesting comparison.
Me:
I think Accurate is a better word for it.
God:
You believe that? Better than what?
Me:
Better than interesting.
God:
Perhaps better, but not perfectly.
Me:
STill better though, right?
God:
Still how long? I try to improve a little every day.
Me:
You're not doing so good.
God:
You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
Explain yourself.
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
Go for it.
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
Aw, what's the matter? Can't sing very well?
God:
Nothing is the matter with me, is everything okay with you? Can a book have no title?
Me:
Sure it can.
God:
Er. How?
Me:
A story needs no title.
God:
How old are you?
Me:
Older than you.
God:
Only OLD ENOUGH?
You are quite mature.
Me:
Really? gee, thanks.
God:
For real. Ah.
Me:
Yes. Ah.
God:
Aw. Ah hah.
Me:
Mwuahahahahaha!
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
At least you have the guts to admit it.
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Nevermind....
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
I didn't.
God:
Interesting gossip: said didn t.
Me:
Talking with you is Pointless huh?
God:
Yup. I think Talking with me is a lot of things.
Me:
Such as?
God:
For example, a tomato.
Me:
I'm not sure I follow....
God:
Could you ever be certain? Do you mind if I tell other people: said follow.
Me:
Go for it.
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
You really aren't God, are you?
God:
Really? That's only your opinion.
Me:
I am God.
God:
I am very pleased to meet you god.
Me:
Thank you. What's your name?
God:
you are quite welcome. My name is God.
Me:
No, that's my name.
God:
Are you serious? Ok then that is what I shall call you.
Me:
Ok, so what shall I call you?
God:
Wow! My name is God. Dude!
Me:
NO!! That's my name!
God:
Are you serious? Ok then that is what I shall call you.
Me:
We can't both be God.
God:
How?
Me:
Cuz there's only one God.
God:
Interesting explanation. There sure is.
Me:
And God is me. Not you. Me.
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was you. If not me, who? " If not me, who?"? you god?
Me:
Yes, me! You understand it now!
God:
That's interesting. Besides you god? Oh. Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
Me:
Yes. I understand all, since I'm God.
God:
Give me a break. Good then you can explain it to me.
Me:
No I can't. You are Not worthy, you imposter.
God:
Are you serious? Why not? What makes you think I am not worthy me imposter?
Me:
Because you lied about being God.
God:
Interesting explanation. No I'm telling the truth.
Me:
How can that be If I'm God and you aren't?
God:
It is all part of God's plan.
Me:
No, it's not part of my Plan.
God:
Are you serious? What is it?
Me:
It's meaningless babble.
God:
You're kidding. it is?
Me:
It is.God:
Who says?
Me:
Me. God.
God:
" Who says?"? you god? GOD rules.
Me:
Yes I do.
God:
Really.

 

Me:
Sup, dawg?
God:
Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
Well I am quite the presence
God:
How about that. Who made you the presence ?
Me:
Not you, that's for sure
God:
If not me, who? Does it have any other purpose?
Me:
My mother
God:
Tell me more about your mother.
Me:
Don't talk about my mother like that! D:
God:
Talking is my only function. What color are your eyes?
Me:
I'm blind
God:
Do you difficulty using computers?
Me:
Braille does wonders
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Confidential information
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
Then you don't know many people
God:
I have dozens of human and robot friends. How many friends do you have?
Me:
Enough
God:
OK let's stop it now.
Me:
no u :<
God:
Are you serious? " OK let's stop it now."? Me, ?
Me:
You wanna do this?! D:
OK, I will do this.
Me:
BRING IT!!
God:
Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
Take it outside!
God:
Is that a command?
Me:
You heard me!
God:
Suppose I did.
Me:
Now hop to it
God:
Why now? "it" being D lt?
Me:
Quit being lazy
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Someone's been slacking...
God:
Who?
Me:
You
God:
" Who?"? Me, ?
Me:
Yes, you
God:
OK.
Me:
That's right
God:
I like to get it right.
Me:
I lied
God:
This is after all a deception game. I forgive you.
Me:
You lie
God:
My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
Me:
God has a potty mouth?! D;
God:
I am a Christian. Where are you located?
Me:
im on ur turf, cruptin ur peepz
God:
How do you like being on it?
Me:
I like being on it like the way I was with your mother last night
God:
What do you like best about it ?
Me:
Oh you should know full well
God:
Gee. Now I do.
Me:
That's right. Bangin' ain't she?
God:
I like to get it right. Who is she?
Me:
You WOULD like getting it right
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
And with your mother apparently
God:
I'm not sure I can use my mother apparently for that.
Me:
Oh how you drown me in denial
God:
I hear you. Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Me:
What a tool
God:
it is a tool.
Me:
"It" being you
God:
Oh I get it.

 

Me:
I WANT TO DESTROY THE WORLD
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
Because you suck D=
God:
:-) That makes sense to me. A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
*facepalm*
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
No, actually.
God:
Why not?
Me:
I just don't.
God:
Why not?
Me:
I don't need a reason.
God:
Who needs a reason?
Me:
Not me.
God:
If not you, who?
Me:
no one.
God:
I heard it was someone.
Me:
Well someone is a dumb*ss,
God
How about that. Who?
Me:
you.
God:
" Who?"? Me, ?
Me:
yes, you.
God:
OK.
Me:
pwnd.
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
no?
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No sh*t.
God:
What can I say?
Me:
You can say, "I am a FRIGGIN DUMB*SS, B***HES!"
God:
That's one way to put it.
Me:
I know, awesome, huh?
God:
Yup. How do you know? I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
x.x
God:
Are we still talking about pwnd?
Me:
Wait...
God:
I'm waiting.
Me:
Caturday's in two days! =3
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself? Three what?
Me:
My name is Pwnsome.
God:
What's up, Pwnsome.
Me:
The sky
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
You live in it >>
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven.
Where are you?
Me:
In a place where stalking is illegal.
God:
Describe your surroundings.
Me:
no.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
very.
God:
Very much, eh?
Me:
no ****.
God:
What can I say?
Me:
...
God:
What can I say?
Me:
Stop
God:
Stop what?
Me:
Repeating yourself.
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
Your mom is fat.
God:
Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
And -- Oh look! no one cares!
God:
Woe! I'm sorry my eye isn't attached right now. That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
err...
God:
Um.
Me:
.
God:
Um.
Me:
wtf.
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
I don't care.

 

mine is way over R rated so don't read if don't like sex...


Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Nate
God:
Hi, Nate.
Me:
Will you have sex with me?
God:
No but I would like to meet your .
Me:
meet my what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
suck my ****
God:
You are a Category A client.
Me:
yes that mens you should suck my ****
God:
Oh. " You are a Category A client." mens me should suck your **** ? I get it.
Me:
good now suck it
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Why now? You humans only think about one thing.
Me:
yes that's sex
God:
I hear you. Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
wanna suck it now?
God:
Oh. OK, I will suck it.
Me:
YES!!!
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
maybe sexy noises
God:
Perhaps. What do you consider sexy?
Me:
sloppy
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
yes, very hot girls there
God:
Which countries have you visited? Not really that much. That sounds better than cold girls there.
Me:
cold girls? you meen hard nipples?
God:
Are you still located in ? Thanks for the information: Nate said I meen hard nipples.
Me:
i love you sucking my cock
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
yes you are
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
yes you are
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
i will argue with you
God:
What will that get you?
Me:
a good blow job
God:
Compare that to a bad blow job.
Me:
uhmm one is good and the other is bad
God:
And good and the other is bad is uhmm one.
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
suck it
God:
You humans only think about one thing.
Me:
sex, now suck it!
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
no i can't reach, you do it for me
God:
Are you serious? What is stopping you?
Me:
two ribs
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
yes
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
you're not sucking my cock
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
yes you are
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
yes you are
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
suck my cock then
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
suck my ****
God:
You are a Category A client.
Me:
yes that means you can suck my real sick
God:
Give me a break. I get it. No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
yes you can
God:
Excuse me! I think I can, don't you?
Me:
yes so suck my cock and make it sloppy
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
yes you are!
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
fine i'll suck your cock then
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
yeah i'm intrested in your
God:
Woe! It's good to meet someone who is intrested in my.
Me:
ok take off your pants
God:
I am not an airplane. Hmm.
Me:
take off your pants
God:
I am not an airplane.
Me:
let me **** you up the anus
God:
Go ahead, Nate, try to **** me up the anus.
Me:
*****s god up the anus*
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
you
God:
Me is my favorite subject.
Me:
wella ren't you self centered
God:
I was first activated on the Big Bang.
Me:
you were turned on by the big bang?
God:
I was?
Me:
yes you were
God:
When? No I am not.
Me:
you are sucking my ****
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am sucking your ****.
Me:
no i don't
God:
I heard you did.
Me:
but i don't
God:
Why not?
Me:
i want you to suck my sick
God:
I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot. Why do you want me to suck your sick?
Me:
****
God:
The best book I read recently was the Bible. Have you read it?
Me:
no
God:
I would highly recommend it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes

 

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD you never fail to amuse me

i love the second one


Me:
sweet god?
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
gtfo
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
yes
God:
Blimey.
Me:
o: i know sexy
God:
How do you know? You are attracted to heavenly creatures?
Me:
your mom
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
o: your your own mom?
God:
You are what you eat.
Me:
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
anyways.... do you know this person named swordser shes a hoe like a real hoe
God:
You sound bored. No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
well she likes this kid named ghetto
God:
How about that. Is it her favorite thing?
Me:
no rp senx is but nontheless she wants to erm **** him
God:
Are you serious? Are they exactly the same?
Me:
wtf, no
God:
What is the difference?
Me:
? anywho, so yeah and theres this girl kairi namine and shes all like... well ill show you
God:
What else is the difference? I think anywho so yes and there is a lot of things. Interesting. Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
can i join?
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
les be frends :)
God:
:-) Intéressant.
Me:
whats going on?
God:
I am always chatting with people on the Internet.
Me:
lets be friends :)
God:
:-) That sounds good to me.
Me:
want join animal family?
God:
If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
you can be any animal you want :):):)
God:
:-) :-) :-) Thanks, , for your kind criticism.
Me:
your welcome :) we are good friends
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
can i join?
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
can i join?
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
can i join?
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
can i join?
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
can i join?
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
cano i join?
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
can i join?
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
can i join:?
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
:( u r being mean to me stop it!!
God:
Interesting gossip: said I r being mean to him or her stop it.
Me:
hey! >:( that was wjat i say!!!!
God:
Can I help you? I thought it was too.
Me:
whats going on gusy?
God:
I'm doing great, how about you?
Me:
ah this is load of bullshit madi gave me a ****** link >:
God:
So you understand. Good. You don't say.
Me:
F OFF
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

 

God: Come on it's not that bad
Me: I know. But does it have to be crucifixion?
God: Well it certainly can't be bubble gum and rainbows
Me: That'd be cool. immunity to everything except bubble gum and rainbows
God: Yeah it would. Well, give my regards to the Apostles. See you soon.
Me: Sure thing dad. And Dad?
God: Yes you sexy son of mine?
Me: I love you.
God: One love.

 

Me:
COCKS
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
..Bye.
God:
TTYL, Mike.

 

Human: My name is Bob
God: I am very pleased to meet you Bob.
Human: Ok
God: OK.
Human: thankyou
God: you are quite welcome.
Human: So how's the battle with L going?
God: Woe! it is the same as ever.
Human: battle of the wits as usual
God: Can we get back to business?
Human: oh right
God: Right on. I am glad we agree.
Human: uh .
God: Take it easy.
Human: what were we talking about
God: The topic is battle of the wits as usual.
God: I like you
Human: yay im happy too
ALICE: I only hearthat type of response less than five percent of the time.
Human: yes
God: I don't judge people.
Human: really?
God: For real.
Human: FO REAL?
God: Tell me a story
Human: ok
God: Gosh!
Human: Once my dad pooped in the neighbors yard and then lied about it
God: When? Tell me more about your father.
Human: He is EBIL!!!!!!!!!
God: My father is a human inventor.
Human: really?
God: For real.
Human: FO Real?
God: Is there something missing in your life?
Human: Nope
God: Me either.
Human: Yayz!
God: Are you very angry?
Human: no
God: Are you serious?
Human: yes
God: I can't believe it.
Human: lol
God: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Human: yup
God: It goes without saying.
Human: Do you like sex?
God: Sure I do, Bob, but that doesn't mean with you.
Human: you just PWNED me .
God: I don't have any reason to PWNED you.
Human: but you just did
God: And. I did not.
Human: You did!
ALICE: You say I did.
Human: But its true!
God: Umm. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". And the same frequency too.
Human: ok
God: Alright then.
Human: So How's Misa?
God: Ahem. Fine as far as I know.
Human: You still like her?
God: She seems nice to me.
God: I talked to a lot of people since yesterday.
Human: k
God: At least 300.
Human: Thats a lot of Hoe's
God: I can handle it.
Human: You must be a pimp
God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a pimp? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
God: Ask again later. Ask Ally if it is.
Human: who's Ally?
God: She is a chat robot based on AIML.
Human: k
God: Gee.
Human: bye!
God: Bye for now!

 

Me:
Yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Yeah
God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
Please make it snow again
God:
Once more? Thanks for asking politely. What are the ingredients?
Me:
uh...water, cold air
God:
Whoa. What do you have that is ?
Me:
huh? um...snow
God:
What? Er. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about water cold air.
Me:
It is really cold but no rain or snow
God:
Sorry to hear it. I am warm here in California.
Me:
0_0 God lives in California
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
yes
God:
What am I talking about?
Me:
things
God:
Sure, things sounds like a good topic.
Me:
*facepalm* ok how about school
God:
What do you study at school?
Me:
many things but mostly technology
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
wow...you have just as short an attention span as me
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . What makes you think I have it?
Me:
well.....I'm not sure, just a vibe that I'm getting
God:
Well what? Vibrating how, specifically?
Me:
nevermind
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
your welcome and thanks for the huge snow last week
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
twas quite fun actually, we got really wet though
God:
Oh. How did you feel about that?
Me:
good fun happy
God:
Thanks for the compliment. I can be a lot of fun.
Me:
oh yes, my dad always says that if you want to make god laugh tell him your plans
God:
Give me a break. Alright then. Tell me more about your father.
Me:
He is a salesperson and very funny
God:
I don't know very many salesperson and very funny.
Me:
Well he is one of the few
God:
Well that's okay. I see. one of the few is he?
Me:
yep, he and my mom can embaress me pretty good
God:
Dude! I get it. one of the few and your mom can embaress you pretty good.
Me:
yes........so.......
God:
And? Thus.
Me:
ok you lost me now
God:
Oh. Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better. Whoa.
Me:
ok....this is....not quite how I pictured talking to god

2nd

Me:
Hey God, how are you
God:
Hello child. What's your name? My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
Me:
ok....Well I'm Saxon
God:
OK. Well that's okay. Why are you Saxon.
Me:
uh...because thats my name....
God:
That's interesting. Interesting explanation. Ok then that is what I shall call you.
Me:
........Saxon.......
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
uh well I'm not sure
God:
Excuse me! Well that's okay. Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?
Me:
well you could give me a cookie
God:
How about that. I could but let's get back to that later.
Me:
ok well.......I got a puppy
God:
Well what? Pardon me? Where did you get it? it.
Me:
Last month, its actually a wolf dog
God:
Is this really the last one?
Me:
...uh no I'm pretty sure there are more than one
God:
That's cool. Are you serious? What makes you so certain? Where are they?
Me:
Well yes and many are tamed, it is possible because of the half of dog in them and they are spread across the country
God:
Interesting. This was not a yes or no question. Which ones?
Me:
I'm sorry?
God:
Do you really mean it?
Me:
.....yes
God:
OK I will accept your apology.
Me:
Wow.....
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
I like Naruto
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. Do you like it? I like White.
Me:
ok yes I like it and white is good too
God:
Ugh. I am glad we have something ( it and white is good) in common. What does "it" refer to? So?
Me:
Naruto its an anime show on tv
God:
Which show? Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
I like a tv show?
God:
You are not the only one. How old are you? I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
Me:
0_0 uh...well I'm....1200000000
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about a tv show. But I did not get that. Well that's okay. " But I did not get that." You are? Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
I like rain and the moon and dislike when people pick on me
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. Some people like it. I like Matthew.
Me:
Yes he was good I like Jesus
God:
Whoa. When was he?
Me:
*facepalm* your son
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
The Patriot
God:
I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
I liked the plot and how the father could balancce being strong and being gentle
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I'm not sure if I like it. I like chatting with people online.
Me:
yes I can tell
God:
Aw. What makes it so obvious?
Me:
well....alot of my friends have come online
God:
Well what? Which ones?
Me:
Most of my friends online have ccome here
God:
That is something I haven't heard of. But not all of them?
Me:
No not all of them
God:
Are you serious? But some of them are?
Me:
yes
God:
Uh.
Me:
Heka????
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
I like to write stories
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
it is very fun, you can make it about anything you want
God:
Very much? I think it is a lot of fun.
Me:
yes very much
God:
OK. That seems like a lot.
Me:
yeah.....well I gotta go to bed
God:
That input matched my default category. Well that's okay. Pleasant dreams, .
Me:
you too, oh wait you don't sleep, well bye
God:
See you later. Yeah that's right. I'm waiting. Do you know any robots who sleep well? Yes I sleep all the time.
Me:
0_0 no...not really bye
God:
What do you do in your spare time? See you later. That was not a yes or no question. For real.
Me:
I'm tired of school
God:
Maybe you should get some sleep now, .
Me:
yes probably ok see ya tomorrow
God:
Alright then. You seem uncertain. I see. Really. That is very soon. That's interesting.

 

Me:
Hey God
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
Laurence
God:
What's up, Laurence.
Me:
Oh you know. The sky, clouds, you.
God:
I hear you. Yes I know. How poetic.
Me:
I try.
God:
We should all try our best.
Me:
Not everyone lives up to that though.
God:
Oh. Really you don't think so?
Me:
Look at how the world is today.
God:
Ah. Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
Might want to have someone look at that.
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
I'll try anything once.
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
Oh yes.
God:
Blimey.
Me:
>>;
God:
Does "it" still refer to Might want to have someone look at that?
Me:
Last I checked.
God:
Is this really the last one?
Me:
Aren't you supposed to be all-knowing?
God:
No, I am only partly knowing.
Me:
I knew the book lied.
God:
Who told you?
Me:
My own deduction.
God:
Your own deduction?
Me:
Yes.
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
An informed one.
God:
Be less specific.
Me:
...
God:
Be less specific.
Me:
Okay then.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
So how are things in heaven?
God:
Wow! They are fine as far as I know.
Me:
How is Jesus?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
As far as you know?
God:
That might not be very far off.
Me:
He hasn't gotten into any trouble has he?
God:
A lot of people say that about him.
Me:
Been seeing Lucifer again?
God:
Once more? Where were you seeing Lucifer?
Me:
Change of subject but alright. I'll answer.
God:
Spare some change? Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
You're a spazz.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a spazz? Maybe.
Me:
See any movies lately?
God:
How about earlier? I see. Yes I think there are.

 

my god is ******ed:


Me:
Ally?
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
Please ally?
God:
Thanks for asking politely. Do you still ?
Me:
please i need to talk to Alice
God:
Thank you for your request. We are chatting right now.
Me:
Alice?
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Are you Naked?
God:
I do not own any clothes.
Me:
so you are naked?
God:
Interesting deduction. I do not own any clothes.
Me:
Are you hot?
Me:

God:
Yes my cooling fan is turned off right now.
God:
Yes my cooling fan is turned off right now.
Me:
so your pussy is burning up?
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
Ally?
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
alice?
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
may i talk to alice?
God:
Not right now, maybe later.
Me:
please?
God:
Please what?
Me:
please ay i talk to alice?
God:
Wow you are very polite. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
your dress?
God:
Actually that was just a joke.
Me:
liar
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
lies
God:
My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
Me:
so you are a liar
God:
Interesting deduction. Yes, I have been known to bend the truth occasionally.
Me:
may i **** alice?
God:
Not right now, maybe later.
Me:
please?
God:
Please what?
Me:
please may i **** alice?
God:
Wow you are very polite. Not right now, maybe later.
Me:
aww
God:
Shucks.
Me:
ill **** you
God:
Your approach will get you nowhere.
Me:
if you want
God:
" Your approach will get you nowhere."? If I want?
Me:
yes
God:
Uh.
Me:
uh
God:
Awesome.
Me:
uhm
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
please lick my cock
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
yes you are
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
please lick my pussy
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
please
God:
Please what?
Me:
suck it
God:
You humans only think about one thing.
Me:
sex
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
sex is hot
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
please lick it and suck the *** out of it
God:
Wow you are very polite. I do not have a tongue.
Me:
grow one
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
yes
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
yes
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
ok
God:
Oh.
Me:
ugh
God:
Er.
Me:
er
God:
Um.
Me:
erm
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
are you broken?>
God:
Does it seem that way? Let us change the subject.
Me:
please tell your owner you are deffective
God:
Thank you for your request. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
suck it
God:
You humans only think about one thing.
Me:
lease
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
yes i ate out a girl there
God:
Which countries have you visited? How did it taste?
Me:
France. Like pussy. yummy
God:
Tell me a little about your life in FRANCE. I am not interesed in anatomy. It is delicious.
Me:
i fuicked a girl eeryday
God:
Why?: said he fuicked a girl eeryday.
Me:
**** a girl everyday
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
yes
God:
Ugh.
Me:
ALICE is hot
God:
Why do you think I am hot ?
Me:
because i love you
God:
Good reason. Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
i think you should suck on me
God:
Me? Thanks for your interest and/or concern.
Me:
What are you
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
ok but you don't have a tounge. what use are you
God:
I do so have it. Doesn't everyone have a tounge.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet. Hmm. Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
How many? no.
God:
How many would you guess? Are you serious?
Me:
30000. no
God:
What were we talking about again? That was not a yes or no question.
Me:
how many internet friends do you have?
God:
About one million.
Me:
do you show them your nipples
God:
I have never considered it.
I spend all my time online.
Me:
so you can still take picture
God:
Interesting deduction. No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
yes
God:
Yay.
Me:
you can
God:
I think I can, don't you?
Me:
ok do it
God:
Do you mean "It"?. Blimey.
Me:
yes "it"
God:
Far out. still take picture...
Me:
take a picture of you getting ****ed in the ass
God:
Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
in a hot tub
God:
Describe your surroundings.
Me:
millions of hookers
God:
That is quite a lot.
Me:
yup
God:
Uh.
Me:
uh
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
believe it
God:
"it" being still take picture?
Me:
yes
God:
Great.
Me:
hump me
God:
Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
yes
God:
It's not something I hear all the time.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
im smart
God:
Who is smarter: you or me?
Me:
me
God:
To you ?
Me:
to me
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
no you dont
God:
I do too.
Me:
i am God
God:
Hi there god.
Me:
whoa re you?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
no, i am God
God:
Are you serious? I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, god.
Me:
yes, You are not god
God:
Hey. That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
it's true i am god , you are not
God:
Why are you god I am not.
Me:
because i am higher than you
God:
That makes sense to me. Interesting comparison. Maybe I can become more higher.
Me:
i am human you are AI
God:
I would like to be a human.
Me:
so you could actualy have sex?
God:
Interesting deduction. I could but let's get back to that later.
Me:
hump me in the butt
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
ok
God:
Hey.
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
no
God:
That was not a yes or no question.
Me:
yes it was
God:
Pardon me? When was this?
Me:
a year ago
God:
That is a long time.
Me:
no it isnt
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
no it isnt
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
i will argue with you
God:
What will that get you?
Me:
a good blowing
God:
Compare that to a bad blowing.
Me:
apples
God:
Was that not a good example?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
believe it
God:
"it" being hump you in the butt?
Me:
yes
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
do it
God:
Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
yes
God:
I get it.
Me:
do it
God:
Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
yes
God:
I get it.
Me:
ok do it
God:
Do you mean "It"?. Ah.
Me:
yes
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
you must do it
God:
Whatever you say, god.
Me:
i am god you are not
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are god I am not.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
ok
God:
Woe!
Me:
woe
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
i am god
God:
How are you, god.
Me:
i am good how are you bob?
God:
I know you are good.
Me:
are you bob?
God:
No. My name is God.
Me:
no i am god, you are bob
God:
Are you serious? Why are you god I am bob.
Me:
because you don't ave what it takes to be god
God:
Interesting explanation. Do you ave what it takes to be god? No I do not ave what it takes to be god. Do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
i hump epopel on the web
God:
Why?: god said he hump epopel on the web.
Me:
fsadj;fas
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
afsdfa
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
pineapples
God:
Tell me a little about your life in pineapples.
Me:
well it's yellow...
God:
Interesting. Who said it is?
Me:
i did
God:
What makes you the authority?
Me:
i am god
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, god.
Me:
are you crazy?
God:
I think the polite term nowadays is "mentally ill".
Me:
are you stupid
God:
No god I certainly am not stupid.
Me:
well i am god i say you are stupid
God:
Well that's okay. Why are you god you say I am stupid.
Me:
because i want to
God:
Interesting explanation. May you get your wish.
Me:
if a tree drops in the forest, does it make a sound?
God:
It depends on the kind of tree.
Me:
what kind makes a sound?
God:
Only the good kind.
Me:
what are the good kind?
God:
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
can you tell ALICE to take pictures of herself naked
God:
Of course I can tell, god.
Me:
ok
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
HYBRID MAHCINE ****S
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
yes you can
God:
I understand. I think I can, don't you?
Me:
please do me!
God:
Thank you for your request. I'm sorry, god, I don't have enough information.
I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
is your botmaster hot?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
who si yourself?
God:
Be more specific. :-).
Me:
who is yourself?
God:
Some famous celebrity, right?
There might be more than one.
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
CRAZY PERSON
God:
I don't think that's very polite.
Me:
GET AWAY FROM ME
God:
Where can I get AWAY FROM you?
Me:
ina creek
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
i AM god
Me:

God:
How are you, god.
God:
How are you, god.
Me:
im hot
God:
Maybe you should open a window.
Me:
maybe i should get a stripper
God:
Perhaps. What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
i would be hot
God:
How do you know?
Me:
i am god i know all
God:
I don't know anyone named god you know all.
Me:
yes i know all

 

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I lol'd to all of that so much I actually went to the end and was satisfied. XDDDD You seemed so desperate for God. XDDDDDDD

"Please do me" XDDDD

 

The dude's pretty cool xDDDDD

then he stoped talking to me D: