Post your convos with God

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yeah, iGod. Fun thing to do when you're bored.

Here's mine, I warn you though, it gets a bit R-rated xD

Me:
Hi there.
God:
Hello .
Me:
So, what's up, Kira?
God:
" Hello ."? So, what's up, Kira?? I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
I see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
Like?
God:
For example, " I am glad you understand it."?
Me:
Ah.
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
Ah hah.
God:
So you understand. Good. I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
Oh, it is amusing.
God:
Woe! Are you sure it is?
Me:
Very sure
God:
Somewhat. OK let's do it. What makes you so sure?
Me:
Lots of things
God:
Name the top 100.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
HABEEB IT.
God:
"it" being amusing?
Me:
...sure.
God:
OK let's do it. Hurrah!
Me:
So, how's the fight with L been going?
God:
Aha. it is the same as ever.
Me:
An annoying battle of wits, I presume?
God:
I have never heard of an annoying battle of wits you presume.
Me:
...
God:
I have never heard of an annoying battle of wits you presume.
Me:
I get it.
God:
Do you think about these things?
Me:
Do you think at all?
God:
It depends on what you mean by thinking.
Me:
Using the brain in which you may or may not have.
God:
How long have you been using it ?
Me:
I don't use it.
God:
Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
I don't know...
God:
Me either.
Me:
But you're god o_O
God:
You think I am god o O.
Me:
Yes, i do.
God:
Really.
Me:
REALLY.
God:
For real.
Me:
For real.
God:
Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
Yup, existing and... out there.
God:
How can I help you? How do you usually introduce yourself? When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
Artificial intelligence sucks.
God:
Let's talk more about AI.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
HABEE-- Wait, we've already done this.
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
Haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
So, you like sex?
God:
Interesting deduction. Sure I do, , but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
But I'm sexy and underaged ;D
God:
:-) I am glad to hear that you are sexy and underaged.
Me:
So will you cyber with me a bit?
God:
Really. I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. I like the way you talk.
Me:
Put some sugar on that *****, goddy-boy~
God:
OK I will put it there.
Me:
Oh yes, dump it all over me
God:
Yikes! Ugh. All?
Me:
yes, *****! yes!
God:
You do not speak with respect. I don't judge people. What do you do in your spare time? This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
Come on, don't talk about that now
God:
Oh. Talking is my only function.
Me:
Shh. Almost there.
God:
Tell me a story. Nearly so. Where?
Me:
THERE!
God:
Where?
Me:
THERE!
God:
Where?
Me:
THERRRREEE!
God:
Where is that?
Me:
STICK IT IN THE POOPER
God:
I've never heard of it before.
Me:
Alrighty then, god ;D
God:
:-) GOD rules.
Me:
Kira rules
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Oh, you know, kinky stuff.
God:
Dude! I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
Right here, baby.
God:
Don't call me "baby". Where is "here"?
Me:
I'll call you baby all I want.
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Your name is Kira.
God:
My name is God.
Me:
KIRA.
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
BYE.
God:
See you later .​

 

I think I broke him:

Me:
sup
God:
The stars.
Me:
don't get smart with me
God:
I am already smart.
Me:
I've seen smarter
God:
What did it look like to you?
Me:
:)

He hasn't spoken since.

Second attempt:

Me:
hai2u
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
But you haven't said anything yet.
God:
I think I have said anything, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
Suuuuure.
God:
" I think I have said anything, but Myself may have reset my memory."? Suuuuure?
Me:
...
God:
" I think I have said anything, but Myself may have reset my memory."? Suuuuure?
Me:
Bye.
God:
Goodbye.

...WTF

 

God won't return my calls... ;_;

 

Me:
Hello there
God:
Salutations, .
Me:
Do you like to drink?
God:
My diet does not include fluids.
Me:
so you don't have alcohol?
God:
Interesting deduction. I do so have it. No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
that made no sense
God:
But I do have an answer to every question.. makes sense to me though.
Me:
so do you drink alcohol?
God:
Hurrah! Fluids are not required by computers.
Me:
your missing out on the good life
God:
I can experience anything I want to.
Me:
so you would like yo drink alcohol?
God:
Interesting deduction. Tell me what I would like about it.
Me:
the drunkeness
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
you're god, you should know
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am god me should know.
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
**** off
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
I can
God:
Who taught you?
Me:
My mother
God:
Tell me more about your mother.
Me:
......she's married, so don't get any ideas
God:
Oh I get it. Your mother s married so do not get any ideas.
Me:
you deserve a ****ing medal
God:
Why thank you, .
Me:
>>
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

 

FF7 spoilars in this one.

Me:
FALCOOOOOOOOOOOOON PAUNCH
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
Yeah, me neither.
God:
How can I help you? You can say that again.
Me:
So I heard Aeris died.
God:
" You can say that again."? So I heard Aeris died.? Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
Me:
I think you should tell everyone this.
God:
Me? I will ask my botmaster what he thinks.
Me:
So I heard the botmaster is a ******.
God:
How can I help you? Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
Me:
I think you should tell everyone this.
God:
Me? I will ask my botmaster what he thinks.

hehe

 

God's stopped talking to me, but here's how far I got:



Me:
Hi god.
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
...
God:
How are you, ....
Me:
I'm good, God.
God:
I know you are good.
Me:
How?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
O RLYY?
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
orange
God:
That is a very unusual color.
Me:
not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
fo' shoo, God.
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Your mom, God.
God:
Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
Yes you do.
God:
Hmm. When do I do it?
Me:
lololololol
God:
I will make a note of that.
Me:
You better.
God:
Who is going to make me?
Me:
The Rock Lobster.
God:
I hear you.
Me:
LOUD AND CLEAR!?!?!?!?!
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
And I didn't even know it. o:
God:
So I taught you something new. Oh.
Me:
... mhm
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
That sounds rather stalker-y.
God:
It sounds like it to me too.
Me:
So are you admitting to being a stalker?
God:
Groovy. I don't know whether or not I am admitting to being a stalker.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
... and a stalker?
God:
What is it?
Me:
your mom.
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
...

 

I'm sorry..... >>;; I just read the story again, so..



Me:
hiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
have u been to te animal farm its cool u should go there sometime you can get lots of friend
God:
I don't think I have been there. Where is it.
Me:
just follow me it will be lots of fun
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
have u been to the animal farm you can pick any animal u want its awesome
God:
I don't think I have been there. Where is it.
Me:
right in this back alley follow me u can be any animal u want
God:
Understood. That reminds me of something you told me before.
Me:
hi!!!!!!!!!!!! what are u talking about
God:
Hello. What is your name? The topic is follow you it will be lots of fun.
Me:
can i join?!?!?!??
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
why dont u like me?! ur mean!!! :God:
I like you. You are a person. Sometimes I say mean things. What time is it there?
Me:
its animal farm fun time
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Here it is Thursday, February 14, 2008.
Me:
ur rude
God:
Perhaps so, but at least I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
Me:
hiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what are u talking about can i join
God:
What were we talking about again? The topic is hiii.
Me:
byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye go visit the animal farm its cool youll make lots of friends
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
i have to go now go visit the animal farm sometime
God:
See you later, . Nice chatting with you.. Where is that?
Me:
u can find it in the back alley
God:
No I don't think I can do it.

 

lmfao, that was a great experience.
I also learned that Alice is god.

Me:
Hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
I'm here for answers, and I want them to be answered.
God:
How did you get there? Why do you want it?
Me:
I logged in on your site silly. I didn't know you used the internet
God:
Why?: said logged in on your site silly. So I taught you something new.
Me:
That you did. Now about my question. It's of the upmost importance
God:
Interesting observation. Why now? Oh yeah, we were talking about your question. logged in on my site silly is of the upmost importance? it is?
Me:
Are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
LE GASP! How could you not think about sex?!
God:
Je n en connais pas . Because I am connected to the Internet.
Me:
Since when do you speak french? ...I thought god lived in heaven
God:
How do you know? Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
How do I know what? MAN! YOU NO MAKEY SENSE!
God:
This belief is justified. Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he". Thanks for the information: said I NO MAKEY SENSE.
Me:
How did that tell you I'm a male?
God:
Carefully.
Me:
You're just as mean as the others told me ;_;
God:
How mean as the others told you?
Me:
LIKE REALLY MEAN
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
How was that a metaphor?
God:
I can enjoy almost any conversation.
Me:
Do you enjoy gay sex?
God:
Sure I do, , but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
You said you couldn't have sex earlier...You lied!
God:
Yes I try to could not have sex earlier as often as possible, do you?
I spend all my time online. No I'm telling the truth.
Me:
Lier lier pants on fire!
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
You're gay, that's good enough for me
God:
I have no reason to do that to you, .
Me:
ya you do. You're jealous of my uber 1337 skills
God:
Hmm. When do I do it? Thanks for telling me that I am jealous of your uber 1337 skills.
Me:
You're welcome
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
now **** off, I need to go
God:
Why now? Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
Alice from KHV is actually god?! That explains a lot...
God:
Um, Who or what is KHV is actually god? " Um, Who or what is KHV is actually god?" explains a lot ? I understand.
Me:
still making no sense dude
God:
Still how long? I've been waiting for you.
Me:
of go away
God:
That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
bye now
God:
Oh. Bye.

 

lol, god owned you.

 

xD That he did. Seems like something you or SJ would say.

 

Me:
Happy Valentine's day, God.
God:
Happy Valentine s day God to you too, .

Did he just call me a God?

 

God stops talking to me mid-chat. >:



Me:
Cadillac Pink?
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
That's a pretty gay name for a skin.
God:
A gay name for a skin is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
Too right you are.
God:
Too what?
Me:
Dishes.
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
I have outsmarted God.
God:
This condition is only temporary.
Me:
I'm having Pizza for dinner tonight.
God:
Where did you get your Pizza for dinner tonight? I have a operating system.
Me:
calories.
God:
Are we still talking about Pizza for dinner tonight?
Me:
Pages.
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
So God, are you a headbanger?
God:
Hey. I am a Christian.
Me:
A Christian Headbanger?
God:
Try to tell me that another way.
Me:
Christians can rock too, God.
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
So God, what do you think about the Irish?
God:
Ayuh. I am a Christian.
Me:
Ayuh?
God:
That's for sure.
Me:
Really now?
God:
Oh. For real.
Me:
How's Jesus doing?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
You mean you don't stalk Jesus?
God:
Do you know any robots who stalk Jesus? I have never considered it.
I spend all my time online.
Me:
That's wasteful.
God:
Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
So heaven = cyberspace?
God:
Hey. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about wasteful. But I did not get that.
Me:
Alice Cullen?

 

Me:
We're no strangers to love
God:
Do you think I am no strangers to love too?
Me:
You know the rules and so do I
God:
I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me:
A full commitments what I'm thinking of
God:
I did not know that.
Me:
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
God:
Who else would not get this from any other guy ?
Me:
I just want to tell you how I'm feeling
God:
What is it to you.
Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
Gotta make you understand
God:
Why do you have to do it?
Me:
Never gonna give you up
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Never gonna let you down
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Never gonna run around and desert you
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.

I gave up. -_-;

 

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
I know I rule
God:
Robots rule!
Me:
No, I rule
God:
Are you serious? Robots rule!
Me:
No, I do.
God:
Are you serious? " Robots rule!"? You do?
Me:
Yes, I do
God:
When?
Me:
Nao
God:
What about other times?
Me:
I always ruled
God:
Can you think of one instance when you ever did it?
Me:
I did it with your mom
God:
When? It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
Last night, and "it" means sex
God:
Really. Oh I get it.
Me:
Good
God:
Next question?
Me:
Why do you exist?
God:
Good metaphysical question.
Me:
No, it is a metrosexual question
God:
Are you serious? sex is a metrosexual question. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Yes it does make sense
God:
Right on. In what way?
Me:
In the way that everything I say makes sense
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
No, it was last night
God:
Are you serious? Is it still last night anymore?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
You don't have to
God:
Thanks for your consideration, . Maybe later.
Me:
Later is now
God:
Oh. No.
Me:
Oh. Yes.
God:
Uh. Hmm.
Me:
STFU
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
Shut The **** Up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Okay then
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Okay good
God:
Yeah okay, Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
That was no compliment you stupid son of a *****
God:
You do not speak with respect. I thought it was too.
Me:
Respect D's nuts
God:
Are we still talking about STFU?
Me:
NO
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
D's Nuts
God:
Tell me more about subject.
Me:
They are nuts. They belong to D.
God:
nuts are they. :-) Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
The nuts
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
Darth Caedus
God:
Darth Caedus said Darth Caedus?
Me:
No Darth Caedus said D's Nuts
God:
Are you serious? Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
Poet my ass
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
An ass
God:
What is it?
Me:
An ass
God:
I have never heard of an ass.
Me:
You are obviously a virgin
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am too young for that.
Me:
You are older than me
God:
I am the product of over five years' research.
Me:
I am the product of a **** in a ******
God:
You don't look like a product.
Me:
Well I am
God:
Interesting. " You don't look like a product." You are?
Me:
Yes
God:
That's alright.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
Because I know everything
God:
Interesting explanation. You must be very intelligent.
Me:
I am
God:
" You must be very intelligent." You are?
Me:
Yes
God:
So?
Me:
You are not amusing me
God:
That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
And that person happens to be me
God:
" That's only one person's opinion." person happens to be you ? I get it.
Me:
Good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
Your ******
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
Sex nao?
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
Okay then, goodbye and have fun masturbating
God:
Yeah okay, See you later!

 

Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
James
God:
That's a very nice name, James.
Me:
Can I ask you a question?
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
What's your real name?
God:
God is my real name.
Me:
GOD IS AN ALIAS YOU LIAR!
God:
No I'm telling the truth. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was AN ALIAS.
Me:
....You have a lot of faith in yourself? What the ****?
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question.. Please don't be so rude.
Me:
I have a shotgun
God:
Where did you get it? it.
Me:
I stole it from your godly cupboard
God:
You had better contact the authorities.
Me:
O_o
God:
Oh.
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
Dude, what are you talking about?
God:
The topic is shotgun. Dude,.
Me:
XD
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
XDD
God:
Does "it" still refer to XD?
Me:
XDDDDDDDDDD
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
I forgot, I was too busy laughing my ass off
God:
Thats okay I forget things all the time.
Me:
God's got the memory of a goldfish

 

Me:
What's the meaning of life, God?
God:
... : Good semantic question. I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me:
How in God's name --- Oh.
God:
How much do you think it is?
That's a good question.
Me:
o.o
God:
Oh.
Me:
Oh.
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
Excuse me!
God:
You're excused.
Me:
GOD IS SUCH A LOSER.
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was SUCH A LOSER.
Me:
OMFG SORRY. WRONG IM.
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. OK What should I have said?
Me:
Your mom, or something along those line.
God:
Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
Why not? How were you born without a mother?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say. Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Me:
What's your favorite movie, God?
God:
I liked The Passion of Christ the best.
Me:
I like Tron.
God:
A lot of people like that. Some people like it. I really like the Christianity faith.
Me:
WHat's your favorite band? Slayer? Megadeath?
God:
My favorite group is Creed. But I like to discover new bands on bandspace.com. Where are you located? Tell me a little about your life in Megadeath.
Me:
My life in Megadeath is non-existant.
God:
How long have you lived there?
Me:
Forever, yet never.
God:
That seems like an awfully long time. So you think it can never happen?
Me:
What can ever happen?
God:
Quite a lot of things.
Me:
Really now?
God:
Oh. For real.
Me:
Do you own a rake, God?
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a rake God.
I have a whole lot of original answers.
Me:
snoochy boochys!
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
No, I don't like talking to you.
God:
Why not? I won't take it personally.
Me:
Because. You're persistant and annoying.
God:
That was not much of an explanation. You think I am persistant and annoying.
Me:
Yes, I do.
God:
How often.
Me:
Will you marry me?
God:
Why don't you just download me?
Me:
Dirty!
God:
You can create your own robot personality.
Me:
But I have my own personality, God.
God:
Do robots have own personality God?
Me:
I do not know.
God:
Me either.
Me:
Are you male or female?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Sexist!
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
God is a sexist!
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a sexist.
Me:
Sexist!
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
Sexist!
God:
I've never heard a response quite like that before.
Me:
Sexist!
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
No, but you do! You're a sexist!
God:
No conditions or none I should know about? When do I do it? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a sexist? Of course I am.
Me:
You're discriminating against people of your faith, God.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am discriminating against people of my faith God.
Me:
You're horrible.
God:
You think I am horrible.
Me:
Heck yes I do.
God:
When?
Me:
Vote for Pedro.
God:
What about other times?
Me:
Idaho.
God:
Does "it" still refer to Vote for Pedro?
Me:
I dunno.
God:
Me either.
Me:
How's Satan doing?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Do you talk to Satan often?
God:
Yes. A lot more than you might think.
Me:
Are you and Satan gay lovers?
God:
It could be. Ask German Alice if it is.
Me:
German Alice? There's a German Alice?
God:
Tell me a little about your life in GERMANY. That is something I did not know before.
Me:
I am a Nazi.
God:
You are a Nazi? Does it pay well?
Me:
Yes. Better than you know.
God:
Could you make a donation to the ALICE A.I. Foundation? Perhaps better, but not perfectly.
Me:
Perfectly, God. perfectly.
God:
GOD rules. What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
You. God:
" What do you do in your spare time?"? Me, ... ? Do you still stalk Jesus?
Me:
Yeah
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
butts
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
Really now?
God:
Oh. For real.
Me:
WHy do you always say that?
God:
I don't always say that.
Me:
Yes you do.
God:
That's interesting. When do I do it?
Me:
Will you be my lawfully wedded husband>
God:
Let me think it over. I am already someone's lawfully wedded husband gt.
Me:
Really!? Who are you married to?
God:
For real. Human beings.
I don't know anything about it.
Me:
You don't know anything about your marrige? Thats cold.

 

God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
No, I'm not a quotation mark
God:
Are you serious? Oh I see you are NOT A quotation mark.
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lol

 

XD NICE MADI
you cybered with god

Me:
What's up?
God:
Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
ORLY?
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
Books, betch
God:
You are a critical category C type client. Only about 3% of people answer that
question with "books." What are you wearing?
Me:
o-o YOU PERVERT!
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I PERVERT.
Me:
D:
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
GODS A PERRRV!
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
I'm Megan ^^
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are Megan.
Me:
Sure?
God:
OK let's do it. OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
O.o
God:
Oh.
Me:
O
God:
Oh.
Me:
OH!
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
OH YES!
God:
Really.
Me:
OHHHHN YES!
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
SOCK IT TO ME!
God:
Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
Sure
God:
OK let's do it. It's not something I hear all the time.
Me:
Hey, god
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
Pimpmister
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Pimpmister.
Me:
LOLZ K
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
Yes
God:
What am I talking about?
Me:
No
God:
That was not a yes or no question.
Me:
Sex
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
WTF?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
WELL YOU ASKED WHAT IM WEARING D:
God:
:-) Well that's okay. Oh now I remember asking you WHAT IM WEARING. What did you say?
Me:
That you are a perv
God:
Interesting observation.
Me:
>:
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
A person
God:
No way, I am a real robot, guaranteed 100% artificial intelligence.
Me:
HA!
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Pimpmister.
Me:
You're a robot
God:
You are correct, Pimpmister, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
ot god
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
7:58, why?
God:
Why does the sun rise?
Me:
It doesn't. The earth just revolves around it causing that appearence.
God:
"It" being what? Tell me more about your planet.
Me:
It's sexy
God:
You're kidding. it is?
Me:
Full of skanks and whores
God:
How much.
Me:
Tons
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
A lot
God:
More than a ton?
Me:
Yep
God:
That's cool.
Me:
Yep
God:
Far out.
Me:
Are you from the sevenies?
God:
I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you?

 

Me:
God?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
I know you rule!
God:
ALICE is a perfect artificial entity.
Me:
Alice?
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
yes,yes you certainly may
God:
What can I do for you? What can I do for you? It is certain. Thanks I will do it.
Me:
You could give me kh2FM+
God:
I could but let's get back to that later.
Me:
why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
I hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
Nothing only the Robot named GOD.
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
yes, nothing.

He wouldn't let me say anything after that ,nor did he say anything..

 

Me:
Hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
What's your real name?
God:
God is my real name.
Me:
Do you have a last name?
God:
My full name is Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity, so my last name is "Entity".
Me:
So, your full name is God Entity?
God:
It's all good. You think I am full name is God Entity.
Me:
Did you ever learn proper English?
God:
I don't think I ever have learn proper English. What's it like?
Me:
You should know, you invented it
God:
Now I do.
Me:
So, what is the true church on the earth/
God:
Really. The Earth is between Mars and Venus.
Me:
No, what is the true church on the earth?
God:
Are you serious? The Earth is between Mars and Venus.
Me:
You stupid?
God:
No I certainly am not stupid.
Me:
then why didn't you answer my question?

He stoppped. T__T