Post your chuck norris jokes here!

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  1. Tahno The official Charlie Sheen of Republic City.

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    laugh at him!
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    These jokes stop being funny when I was in 7th grade.
     
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  3. SpazticFantaztic >:3 Kingdom Keeper

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    My teacher has a Chuck Norris calender, and it has no April 1st. We asked her why, and she told us "Nobody fools Chuck Norris."
     
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  4. Hayabusa Venomous

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    Expected, unfunny, and spelled wrong.

    COMBO
     
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  5. thecoder180 Hollow Bastion Committee

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    That's the stupid point.
     
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  6. Crumpet In your shadow, I can shine!

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    Who the **** is Chuck Norris anyway​
     
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  7. Hayabusa Venomous

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    A respectable man known for his remarkable skill in martial arts whose reputation has been ruined by the internet.
     
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  8. TacoGrenade King's Apprentice

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    Amen to that. Then again being the main character of Walker Texas Ranger sure didn't help.
     
    TacoGrenade, Jul 17, 2009
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  9. Kannira the wolf Traverse Town Homebody

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    Chuck Norris won't be happy that you asked that.
     
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