Post about your breasts

I once felt a girl's boobs and not my mom's.



It was pleasantly good.

 

Boobs are not fun B|

 

They are... Exquisite.

 

Five minutes alone with Alois will show you otherwise.

 

Amazons were said to cut off their left breast so that their bow strings didn't hit them when they fired. The flat-chested women however, could get away with not doing so.

Less significant, but more entertaining, once during a Halloween party, people started trying to throw the swords from pop-up pirate down my shirt. They were so drunk however, that only one got in.

 

Spoiler

Boobs are serious business.

 

i have the best breasts evur

 

I went to church today without wearing a bra. I feel oddly proud.

Bwa? I'd think cutting off my right breast would work better, cause I always draw the bow back with my right arm. Or were all Amazons left handed or something?

 

Hey guys, just a fair warning. Jokes are fine and what not, but please remember the rules and keep any jokes and the like within the confines of them. If not, I am afraid the thread will have to be closed.

Thanks~

 

Right-handed people hold the bow in their left hand and pull the string with their right. In you think about it, this means the string passes over the left side of the body. The right side is untouched.

Spoiler: For example

 

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I get the feeling you had a bad experiance?

Glade to hear it uhhhh... Now for something completely different!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hY8B7Gje4k&feature=player_detailpage#t=44s

Personally I prefer Taki. Ninja girls are hot.

Umm... Something different!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Liudw5xlkU0#t=337s

Got it boss!

Ah, the old bald man boob gag.

 

As have I. Twice. Once with the back of my hands through her clothes from underneath while she and I were in a very intimate embrace. Then again when I had my head laid on my chest and I could hear her heart beating. That was an embarrassing realization. That was two months ago, we haven't been that close since then, and she hasn't spoken to me for almost a week. Maybe I should have said yes when she asked if it was going anywhere?

 

Wowsa I can't wait until you have sex. You'll probably write a novel. No kidding.


EDIT: You revised your post my bad, but still dude. Believe me

 

Moved to Playground?

 

It was moved from there.

 

Oh, I was like.

"...Dirty KHV!"