Post a Random LIE about the person above you!

XD why do people mistake me for a boy?

is my secret crush.

 

by lava...do you mean semen? haha.

likes to eat brown salty things

 

turd? :D

likes to brooke himself.

 

...has been transported from 1001 b.c.

 

is a sexy woman who I would like to take to the movies ;)

 

is a lesbian

 

hates Cloud

 

is not my little ***************

 

yeah...I'll see you later...hehe. jk.

has a keyblade

 

want's me. ;)

 

Is actually a cat disguised as a sheep disguised as a potato disguised as a darkblademaster 907

I may have missed a dinosaur and an alien in there

 

is my new kitty!

 

IS an alien dinosaur

 

Is sooo gay!

 

^ Wants to lick me

 

*licks u* you said it.

want's to be superman.

 

hehe
^ Wants to be my Lois Lane

 

oh hell yea :D

just gave birth.

 

hehe
^ Likes to rub wall with her elbows

 

is the most awesomest person to ever walk the face of the earth.