Post a Random LIE about the person above you!

he has made the same with 74 dolphins

 

Was once named most likely to star in an amateur porno.

 

Has impregnated 92 out of those 74 dolphins.

:_:

 

was the 18 extra dolphins he impregnated

 

was the 19th

 

liked the idea i was the 19th

 

Is not a very strange person.

 

takes that as a compliment.


is morbidly obeise

 

Randomly chants "mooooonnnnkeeeeyyy..." during unneccesary moments.

 

has man boobies and squeezes them in public.

 

........?.......suffers from sleep deprivation due to selling his soul to the internet.

 

has tow ate for next meaness gotta help brother with guitar hero... hes making mem lose

 

He's great at Guitar Hero

 

cows chewed your right leg off

 

You're cool

 

You're awesome

 

You sleep too long.

 

Usually takes naps as long as 5 hours.

 

Can play the trombone under water.

 

Is not musically gifted at all.