Post a Random LIE about the person above you!

Can speak panda.

 

is a panda. wow. and is called fluffy.
Hi fluffy :3

 

Thinks Canadian Bacon tastes as goos as regular bacon. THATS NOT FUNNY!

 

likes to shake it ;)

 

Missed being a slave.

 

^Wants me to find out where they live, so we can plan: WORLD DOMINATION!!!!

 

Hmmm.....nah. You can, I'll be second in command.

Would really like me to be second.

 

So your gonna come to my housie?!!?!??!?!?
^Wants to come to my house to 'plan operations'

 

*rings doorbell* Already here. :D Is not freaked out at all.

 

^Is seeking advice from the Great Kon

 

Is confusing himself with the Great Khan.

 

^Wants me to be convinced

 

Convinced about what? About the Matrix being real? Believes the Matrix is real.

 

that im confusing myself with 'the great khan' guy
^Thinks clothing in the matrix is free

 

......it's not? >_>....Would kill to wear Neo's coat and sunglasses.

 

That . . . actually might not be a lie, his sunglasses and coat are teh shiat
^Their name is J.P., they have a robot Vagina, lol (have you ever seen Grandmas Boy? Funny as hell movie XED)

 

Username is easy to pronounce.

 

Needs a special ed teacher to comfort and encourage him every time he speaks

 

Doesn't think I'm a boy....

 

Had a sex change when s/he achieved membership