Post a Random LIE about the person above you!

Isn't this supposed to be lies?

Was on Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe.

 

^ Wants to be my best friend~♥

 

has crush on their own mom...but it's more than a crush...it's an obsession.

 

^Doznt like to associate with people

 

Has drunk a pint of methanol.

 

^Wants me to be Micheal Jackson for them

 

is Micheal Jackson.

can u sing thriller 4 me?

 

Why? You want me to thrill you?
^Knows how to make a balloon animal

 

Is going to get sick. *sneezes on you*

 

Has a a hamster named Pikachu that likes adventure

 

How ever did you know? Has a pet chicken that thinks it's a dog.

 

^Wants me in their bed tonight

 

is a guy disguised as a guy disguised as another guy.

maybe ;)

*gets jealous* XD

 

^Wants me to be their Valentine ♥♥

 

wants to rape my teddy bear.

 

isn't a day dreamer

 

^ hides in the darkness

 

thats true since i'm in your closet.you know,you should really get some lights in here.

is my shining light on a cloudy day

 

^Was High Times man of the year.

 

^ wants to commit suicide