Post a Random LIE about the person above you!

Never stole someone's cheesedoodles...

 

Won't cuddle anything because they are a pedophile in jail.

 

That's kind of true. ._.
*clears throat* eheeem. Burnt his fingers on a microwaved burrito ;_;
You microwaved the thing for too long T___T

 

Is really an enchanted pencil typing at a computer.

 

has a third nipple of which she likes to massage with olive and peanut oil on wednesdays :) :D

 

Can't dodge a wrench.

 

has 3 ****s. which all have tenticles instead of testicles.

 

Has a problem. A big problem.

 

Has inappropriate fantasies concerning Morgan Freeman, Cloris Leachman, and a burrito with six toes.

 

likes to screw 76 year-old men with mutant eyebrows and 15 eyes]...YOU'RE SICK :P

 

Should review my last post.

 

this person is really cool

 

can do 50 back-flips in a row whilst drinking milk....BUT ONLY ON THURDAYS! :O

 

CAN'T do a triple back-handflip blind folded ontop of a raging elephant and in the meantime juggle torches with her feet.

 

^Always keeps a spare waffle in their wallet.

 

Doesn't have a driver's liscence

 

She died 3 years ago by a spoon​

 

Can play "My Heart Will Go On" with a peanut butter sandwich and a rusty nail.

 

Was on Howie Do It.

 

Is a Sora wannabe.