Post a Random LIE about the person above you!

*cocks shotgun* T_T You bet I do. Will die in a few.

 

Won't a stab a pencil in my and dig out my brains with a fork if I continue to insult you (:

 

whoops, it was my turn?

licks toads for a living

 

Has wonderful grammar and speaks eloquently.

 

is all around me.

 

Isn't sexilicious.

 

****s ducks!!

 

Isn't about to be on the hitlist. T_T

 

isn't on my list ;)

 

is on my list...of love

 

wasn't found on craigslist
:(

 

Likes to stare at corpses.

 

isn't dancing with me.

*dances with u*

 

*wraps hand around waist* *glides around ballroom* Couldn't find Konfeddi to be with you, slave?

 

i'm with him right now master.
*keeps dancing wit u*

is wearing my thong.

 

Good. Has he done anything yet? *continues to glide around room dancing waltz* Awaits Konfeddi's move.

 

No, and wats dat supposed 2 mean!? *twirls u*

is going out with K.

 

is wearing a double-d bra stuffed completely w/ icecream

 

Heh...what do you know?....you're a better dancer....Had to practice 3 months to be that good. And it's probably nothing. *shrug*

 

refuses to eat anything but cheetos and/or small sausages cut in the shape of microwaved burritos. That is true, though.