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is my sweet tender fried cookie.

 

is the shizzle in my dizzle xD (random)

 

Um, okay.
Knows their about to get a restraining order from next poster.

 

is made out of sugar and spice and everything nice ;)

 

You're watching that too?
Is made out of the stuff from Chuck Norris's toenails.

 

Ha! *cocks gun* T_T....I have no girl. *fires**flag comes out that says"BOOM!"* Still lives.

 

Do I still live, or were you talking about me?
Can save 3 episodes of Family Guy on their cellphone.

 

is gonna eat me

 

Wants me to go there.

 

*beats with a baseball bat* Oh, no you don't! *glares at Day* What exactly are you doing? Is a freaking tree.

 

Ow. Ow. Ow.

Is too hurt to make a racist comment about people from Canada.

 

Has the mind of an elementary schooler.

 

Now you're gonna get it mother f***a!!!!!!
Frequently has arguments over the difference between cpommunism and socialism with my math teacher, an overly-obsessed Oregon State Ducks, fanatic during class.

 

.........>_>.......I don't see what's wrong with a debate.....(even though I can't debate about anything) Says extremely normal things that a normal person would say.

 

Thing is that they (or should I say you) do it ever day. It's boring after a while.
You have a vendetta aginst Mr. Steve Ramp. That's S-T-E-V-E R-A-M-P.

 

.......dude.....T_T whatever. Is boring.

 

Okay, sorry, just a little down right now.
Went to see George Lopez November 5th.

 

Has no idea who Russell Peters is.

 

is waiting for my love

 

?.....yeah...well until then, I'm holding you in my.....uh....(god damn it what's it called?).....presence.....we'll go with that. Is tied to a chair.