Post a Random LIE about the person above you!

*gasp* u killed me!?

is bringing a shotgun to some random hookers wedding.

 

well im srry that hooker was my wife

wish CATS could fly

 

*double gasp*

would kill an old lady for a cookie.

 

welllllllllll it was a chocolate cookie i couldnt help it

watch a old women get jack

 

*is holding a cookie* er.... *runs away*

raped my puppy.

 

^Doznt want to do it in her car

 

well it rape me i had no chose but to rape it back

wish she had a dog

 

IMA GUY!
^IS really a chick

 

O.o

is walking on fire.

 

no not realy it a guy

is trying to see if all the snow look alike

 

is puffin' the magic dragon.

 

Who said I got hurt from the lie? xD
I said I'm only hurt because I don't have a girlfriend. I was not hurt by the comment.

 

^Waz really hurt by the comment

 

Agggggh! >_< *is stepped on* Would really want to get it on with something.

 

is my magic stick ;)

 

is randomly combustable. Look out she's gonna explode!

 

Oh really now? >_> Likes to light up fancy Italian candles called dee na mee tite.

 

is a crazy frog.

 

^ isnt letting go

 

Is the road to light.