Post a Random LIE about the person above you!

Uh-oh they are catching on . . .
^ Wants to be the next child I molest (Im not an adult yet but im not sure if I would still count as one of those)

 

is my mother.

MOMMY!!!

 

Is a convicted murderer.

 

Its ok, baby, I have some nippys for you to suck on
^Wants to touch my niips

 

is a bikini inspector

 

So wat? lol
^Wants to be the next bikini i inspect

 

that's not a lie ;)

is my wittle casper

 

Hehe, thanx, lol
^Can really see right through me

 

lol
slept with a stripper.

 

You dont know . . . that might actually be the truth
^REALLY REALLY likes telling the truth

 

O.o
.... oh.

isn't unpredictable

 

wants to kill me...

 

lol jks
^Really wants to be that stripper right about now . . .

 

is in a spongebob costume.

 

Is not small pieces of colorfully assorted paper.

 

is dead XDDD

 

^Is not Day~Dreaming about me

 

Is always thinking about me. :D (tis a lie. Don't kill me.)

 

lol that made me chuckle
^Really wants a IceKeyblade

 

wants to brooke me.