Post a Random LIE about the person above you!

^Isnt my wittle puppy

 

is waiting for tonight.

 

^Wants my arms around them

 

wishes I didn't exist.

 

^Wants me to tell them that they are the one

 

is wishing for more than a one-night stand.

 

that isnt a lie . . . >.> <.< >.<
^ Wants to go to the strip club again

 

that isn't a lie either.

is a teddybear.

 

^Is my pillow at night-time

 

wishes I were someone else.

 

^Wants to be the wind beneath my wings

 

wants to fly away with me.

 

Thats not a lie
^Is a pedophile

 

that MIGHT not be a lie.

is leaving forever without saying bye.

 

lol, thats hopefully not a lie
^Wants to leave this world with me ;)

 

wants to marry me.

 

THAT ISNT A LIE!!!!
^Wants me with a smile

 

that's not a lie either.

hates me.

 

I waz gonna say thats a lie, but then forgot that this is a lie forum thingy
^ Luvs me

 

that's much better.

is planning to kill me