Post a random LIE about the person above you: Bronze edition

Is not special and should got back into the the hole from which they came.

 

Eats babies and molests children in their sleep.

 

Um... About that.... D8 lol, jk.

Is watching Dilyla from her closet.

 

Knows I'm in their closet watching them.

 

Thinks he tatses like her, only sweeter.

 

ISN'T sweeter. ;)

 

Tastes like chicken.

 

Got a taste of my lovin' last night. ;)

 

Doesn't want me so bad.

 

Keeps trying to steal my followers.

You know me oh so well.

 

Is a luxorious bed of quality.

 

Wants to kill themselves in the most brutal way physically possible.

 

Will come back next Christmas..........to kill children again.

(That was such a bloody and disturbing comic.....ugh.)

 

Oh look! It's a rare wild premium noob! You didn't see these as much back in the day, but now they're making an extraordinary comeback!

 

Is really just a cockroach.

 

loves oprah >.>

 

Wants to get imploded.

 

Is a glowing pink Mew inside a pok'eball.

 

Doesn't like it up in the butt.

 

Is one of those babies that were thrown out of a moving vehicle.