Politics

They will use you for military purposes. I recommend fleeing the country for Mexico.

Or Canada.

 

but...but...Canada doesnt have bacon...they have ham. I'm not sure I could deal with such a large change in environment. What would I call my occasional morning breakfasts? Eggs and Ham? ...I might have a meltdown. I'm shaking just thinking about it.

 

Let me remind you that our eggs and ham are green.

Well, all of our meat is green. As green as my font colour, indeed.

 

Well, I know for sure I wouldnt like that on a train boat or plane...

 

You would not, could not, in a box.
You could not, would not, with a fox.
You will not eat them with a mouse.
You will not eat them in a house.
You will not eat them here or there.
You will not eat them anywhere.
You do not eat green eggs and ham.
You do not like them, Spirit-I-am.

Oh wait, that does not make sense. Damn it.

 

We put maple syrup on our cobs of corn.

 

LOL SRS RESSPONZE. I think he was joking. =|